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CraftyKyiv Minecraft Server

Asian investment, bilateral relations, CraftyKyiv, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, economic cooperation, economic development, economic growth, economic stability, financial aid, financial assistance, financial contributions, foreign investment, government funding, infrastructure projects, international aid, international support, Japan, Minecraft, monetary support, Server, trade partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9629
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

lol ukraine be ballin’ with that sweet cash flow from japan, like damn son. but guess what? our minecraft server got even more riches than that, we got diamonds for days, yo. join our server and you’ll be swimmin’ in virtual bling, like a minecraft rapper or somethin’. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of wild wolves with laser eyes. ain’t no one messin’ with our server, we the kings of the block, baby. so come on over and join the madness, you won’t regret it. #minecraftriches #diamondsfordays #laserwolves

PantsirCraft: Russian Crash Landings

Accidents, air defense, Analysis, Aviation, Confirmed, crash, Defense, international relations, investigation, involvement, Kazakhstan, Landings, Military, missile defense, News, Pantsir-S System, PantsirCraft, plane crash, Russian, SECURITY, Technology, Tragedy, Updates

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Magic Items Found:	1524
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

so like, this server is like, so epic that even the Russian Pantsir-S system wants to join in on the fun! they were all like pew pew pew and then boom! they crashed in Kazakhstan but it’s all good cuz they respawned on our server and now they’re building a giant pantsir-s statue out of diamonds and emeralds. join now to witness the epicness and maybe even crash your own plane (virtually of course) and see what crazy adventures await you!

Heart Attack Halters

Attack, Halters, Heart

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
New Chunks Explored:	249110	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Void Armor Forged:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Emeralds Found:	8257
Animals Bred:	154	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

so, like, if you want to, like, not have a heart attack, you should, like, totally join our minecraft server! we have, like, crazy amounts of physical activity, like jumping around and mining and stuff. it’s, like, proven that playing on our server can, like, cut your risk of heart attack by, like, 33 percent! so come join us and, like, save your heart while having a blast in the minecraft world!

HandsomeCraft 1.20.4

1.20.4, Appearance, attractiveness, Confidence, DATING, handsome, HandsomeCraft, Insecurity, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Ugly, validation, Women

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3724
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	8435
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Animals Bred:	145	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about your looks again! We have virtual blocks to build your dream mansion and pixelated pigs that will love you no matter what. Who needs real women when you can have a creeper as a companion? It’s time to level up your self-esteem and find true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Don’t be a sad sack in real life, come join us and be the king of the pixelated world!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Anons, chuuba, Contribute, Corpo, delinquent, discuss, erp, fantasies, fantasize, Fun, general, indie, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, Slutposting, smp, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, worshipping

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take delinquency to a whole new level! If you’re tired of the same old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of vtubers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance battle. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground club where you can ERP with your favorite vtuber in pixelated form.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events where you can show off your lewd fan art of your favorite chuubas or participate in a cosplay contest where the winner gets to have a virtual date with their oshi.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your delinquent side run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP!

EgoCraft SMP

EgoCraft, introspection, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Votes:	1379	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

OMG guys, you totally need to join this Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to steal them. And like, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who give out free OP gear to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of nothing but pink wool, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally insane and wacky server?! Just imagine all the shenanigans and chaos that await you! So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BestSMPever 😂🤪🦄🐔🚀🌈

MineCraftDreamJob

AMBITION, aspirations, career goals, dream career, dream job, dream job aspirations, dream job fulfillment, dream job in life, dream profession, fulfillment, future aspirations, ideal career, ideal job, life goals, Long-term goals, MineCraftDreamJob, Passion, personal growth, professional development, success, ultimate goal

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Dimension Hops:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a professional block stacker! That’s right, forget about being a doctor or lawyer, become the ultimate block stacking champion in our server!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you stack blocks like a pro, but you can also become a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, forget about herding sheep or cows, wrangle those pesky chickens and become the top chicken wrangler in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough, how about becoming a professional lava diver? That’s right, dive headfirst into pools of lava and come out unscathed! Show off your lava diving skills to all your friends and become the envy of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and live out your wildest dreams in the most outrageous ways possible!

SanaaAirportMinecraftServer

airstrikes, airstrikes in Sanaa, civilian casualties, Conflict, global impact, Houthi leader, international news, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, political tension, regional instability, RETALIATION, Sanaa airport, SanaaAirportMinecraftServer, televised speech, violence, war zone, Yemen

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1787
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN ISRAELI STRIKES IN SANA AIRPORT! OUR HOOTY LEADER WILL GIVE A TELEVISION SPEECH WHILE YOU BUILD YOUR BLOCKY CASTLE! COME JOIN FOR A BLASTING TIME AND MAYBE EVEN SEE A REAL LIFE CREEPER EXPLOSION! #BOOM #BLOCKS #MINECRAFTFUN

PutinPraiseWars: TuskVsOrban

Attacks, Conflict Resolution, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, government officials, Hungary, international relations, leadership, news headlines, Orbán, Polish PM, Political Criticism, putin, PutinPraiseWars, Tusk, TuskVsOrban, Ukraine

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Enchantments Applied:	276	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Crops Grown:	6717	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than polish pm tusk slamming hungary’s orban for praising putin during ukraine attacks. we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti. build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. who needs politics when you can have epic battles and hilarious shenanigans on our server? join now and let the chaos begin!

Hello Sir’s Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, Behavior, British, Communication, Conversation, culture, English, English language, formal, Greeting, hello, humor, Manners, Mr Nigel Lovecock, name.., people, Polite, Realm, Sir, sirs, social norms, society, Stereotypes

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	577
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1819
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Oi oi oi, mate! If you wanna join this Minecraft server, you better buckle up your knickers and get ready for a wild ride! We got more craziness than a kangaroo on a pogo stick, I tell ya!

You’ll be building like a madman, mining like a dwarf on steroids, and fighting off creepers like your life depends on it! And let me tell you, the community here is more bonkers than a platypus wearing a top hat!

So if you’re ready to dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen), then come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a bloody good time!