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MonkeMania Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenging, Combat, comparison, Difficult, Entertaining, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, indie, Minecraft, monke game, MonkeMania, MONKEY, platformer, puzzle, review, Server, Soulslike, strategy, video game

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Magic Items Found:	4102	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Love Letters Sent:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Oh boy, do we have a treat for you on our Minecraft server! This place is so bananas, you’ll feel like a monke swinging through the trees! And let me tell you, this game is so hard, it’ll make Dark Souls look like a walk in the park. We’ve got mobs that will make you cry like a baby zombie, and challenges that will test your skills like never before. But hey, if you survive long enough, you might just unlock the secret to becoming the ultimate monke warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the monke game!

BoboCraft SMP: The Adventures of Boobooooo

adult humor, Adventures, anal hole cream, ass raping, Bobo, BoboCraft, Boobooooo, boundary-pushing, controversial, crude language, dark humor, edgy comedy, explicit content, explicit lyrics, fetish, green cock, inappropriate, offensive, oh booooboooooo, sexual innuendo, sexual references, shock value, smp, taboo

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5581
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	32
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your green cock on the leaderboard and engage in some hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

But beware, because in this world, you never know when someone might try to sneak up on you with some anal hole cream. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so make sure you’re always prepared for some unexpected surprises.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for some epic adventures, outrageous pranks, and maybe even a little ass raping (just kidding…maybe). It’s all in good fun on our insane Minecraft server!

CarCrashCatastrophe

Boundaries, car damage, car repair, CarCrashCatastrophe, Communication, consequences, couch surfing, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, Eviction, financial support, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, job loss, Job Search, legal action, living expenses, RESPONSIBILITY, Tough Decisions, tough love, Trust

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4336
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like your friend Dan wrecking your car and refusing to pay for it! Join us for a fun and drama-free experience, where the only thing getting wrecked is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)!

Looking for a new place to crash? Our server is the perfect spot for you to build your dream home without worrying about uninvited guests crashing on your couch and trashing your car. Plus, our community is always willing to lend a helping hand (or a diamond pickaxe) when you need it most.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is whether to build a castle or a secret underground lair. And remember, no matter what happens, at least your car will be safe from any friends looking for a joyride!

Girlfriend2Wife Minecraft SMP

Commitment, compatibility, Decision making, emotional connection, ENGAGEMENT, future plans, Girlfriend2Wife, intuition, lifelong commitment, lifelong partner, long term, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Partnership, Proposal, relationships, romantic feelings, serious relationship, settling down, signs, smp, soulmate

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you stumble upon the most beautiful player you’ve ever seen. She’s building a castle made entirely out of pink wool and diamond blocks, and you just know in that moment that she’s the one for you. You can’t help but imagine all the epic adventures you’ll have together, slaying dragons and exploring the vast, blocky world of Minecraft. So yeah, that’s how you know you want to marry a girl in Minecraft SMP. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where love blooms among the pixels and where you can have a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and fireworks? It’s a match made in blocky heaven, my friend. So come join us and find your blocky soulmate today!

Scoopocalypse

broken freezer, contamination, expired ingredients, freezer burn, freezer door left open, freezer malfunction, freezer not closing properly, freezer not cold enough, hot weather, ice cream left out too long, ice cream soup, ice crystals, improper handling, improper storage, melted ice cream, power outage, ruined ice cream, Scoopocalypse, spoiled milk, temperature fluctuations, too much air exposure

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins an ice cream! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing your cone? Or maybe a giant zombie craving a brain freeze? Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind this frozen mystery. Plus, rumor has it that the only way to defeat the ice cream-ruining monsters is by crafting the legendary Diamond Sprinkle Sword. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a sweet adventure unlike any other!

MosqueMayhemCraft

armed conflict, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Conflict, extremist groups, gunmen, idf, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, militant factions, military operation, mosque, MosqueMayhemCraft, Palestinian, palestinian authority, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, top commander, violence, West Bank

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as intense as a palestinian gunman showdown! we got top commanders and epic battles happening at our west bank mosque arena. join us for some crazy pvp action and see if you can survive the chaos. with insane battles and non-stop excitement, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. come join us today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Par4Craft

challenge, Competition, Fun, Golf, Golfing, good thing, hobby, Improvement, leisure, low score, mindset, outdoor activity, Par4Craft, Positive, Practice, Recreation, Relaxing, skill-building, sports, Sub-par golf, Technique

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

are you tired of all those fancy golf courses with their perfect greens and expensive clubs? well, come join our minecraft server where we have sub-par golf! that’s right, our golf course is so bad, it’s actually good.

imagine trying to hit a hole-in-one while dodging creepers and zombies on the course. it’s a real challenge that will test your minecraft skills like never before.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the mobs and plot your next move. who knows what treasures you’ll find down there?

so come join us for a round of sub-par golf and see if you have what it takes to conquer the course. trust us, it’s a hole lot of fun!

GenStudyCraft: Grandparents’ Legacy

aging, biological age, college degree, education, epigenetics, family, family history, generational impact, genetics, GenStudyCraft, Grandparents, health, health outcomes, Hereditary, Inheritance, intergenerational wealth, Legacy, Longevity, research, social mobility, socioeconomic mobility, socioeconomic status

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	10

So, like, join our epic Minecraft server, cuz like, your grandparents went to college and that means you’ll live FOREVER in the game! Like, seriously, the benefits of their fancy degrees will pass down to you and then to your grandkids, so you’ll be a Minecraft legend for generations to come! Plus, we have like, magical unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft superstar for all eternity!

GeodeCraft: Where we protect your blocks so well, they’ll think you’ve got ninja guards!

1.21, blocks, Crates, Custom Economy plugin, Custom Items, Economy, entity stacking, friendly environment, GeodeCraft, Grief Protection, Guards, Lag-free, Land Claims, minecraft server, ninja, player feedback, Player Shops, Player Warps, Protect, Resource worlds, Safarinet, Server, smp, spawner stacking, Theyll, Youve

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Towns Built:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

GeodeCraft Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.geodecraft.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/b7f8UUsF5T

GeodeCraft is a friendly semi-survival server that combines vanilla gameplay with an economy, player shops, custom items, and many quality of life features for an interesting gameplay experience. The server values player feedback and encourages discussions for improvements.

Our Mission:

Gameplay: We provide freedom for players to play how they wish while maintaining a stable economy and lag-free experience.
Community: We maintain a friendly environment with no tolerance for offensive behavior.
Updates: We add features and content while staying true to the original Minecraft mechanics.
Engagement: We value player feedback and encourage discussions for improvements.

Features:

Land Claims
Custom Crate Tools, Armor, and Items
Player Shops
Player Warps
McMMO
Safarinet
Resource Worlds
Custom Economy Plugin
Entity/Spawner/Items Stacking
And more!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

A: Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level!

Q: How do I claim land on the server?

A: You can use our Land Claims feature to protect your area.

Q: Are there special items available on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom crate tools, armor, and items for players to obtain.

Mom’s Minecraft Server

Black, black woman, discrimination, EUROS, gibs, Ill, INEQUALITY, lamb meat, migrants, Minecraft, moms, Mother, pic related, pipo, POVERTY, racism, Refugees, Server, spices, suffer, Support, Sympathy

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magic Items Found:	1152	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually care about their families? Join our server where we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft – spending all your diamonds on spices and lamb meat instead of helping your sick mother! Our community of black pipo will show you how to prioritize your priorities and have a good time doing it. So why waste your time on sympathy when you could be building a spice empire in Minecraft? Join us now and let the spice flow!