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RateCutPowell – Minecraft SMP Edition

ATHs, bag holders, cut rates, Edition, emergency rate cut, fair market, federal reserve, financial news, interest rates, investing, market analysis, market expectations, market manipulation, market pumps, market reactions, market sentiment, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, Powell, RateCutPowell, smp, stock market, Trading

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Potions Brewed:	179	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP where the economy is just as unpredictable as Powell’s interest rate decisions! Build your virtual empire while navigating through market crashes and ATHs (All-Time Highs) that will make you scream, “NOOOOO, THIS ISN’T FAIR!” Will you be able to save your virtual bags bought at ATH with an emergency rate cut? Only the bravest and most strategic players will survive in this wild world of finance and block-building. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some LOLzy adventures!

WeddingBlockerz

difficult choices, drug addiction, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, Family Support, legal issues, marriage concerns, not attending, parental concerns, skipping family events, skipping the wedding, son’s relationship, son’s wedding, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough parenting decisions, wedding etiquette, WeddingBlockerz

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2820
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and want to escape to a world where you can build your own empire? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can create your own virtual paradise without any pesky in-laws or judgmental parents!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy creations, epic battles, and maybe even a few surprise weddings (sorry, Arlo and Clover). Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even find love with a fellow player who won’t yell at you for expressing your concerns.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation more outrageous than skipping your own son’s wedding.

DumbestMC SMP: Stupid Quotes

Absurd, asinine, brainless, Clueless, Daft, dim-witted, DumbestMC, dumbfounded, Foolish, funny, IDIOTIC, ignorant, imbecilic, laughable, moronic, Nonsensical, preposterous, quotes, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, smp, stupid, Unintelligent

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Votes:	4213

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

HateCrafters United

abhor, ANNOYING, antipathy, aversion, bothersome, despise, detest, disdain, dislike, frustrating, Guilty, guilty pleasure, hate, HateCrafters, irrational, loathe, pet peeve, repugnant, Repulsive, revulsion, shouldnt, United

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Farms Harvested:	812
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	1960
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Taco Village, where villagers trade emeralds for delicious tacos.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a horde of evil llamas? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

WordTaxCraft

Accountability, Awareness, Communication, consequences, Conversation, cost, dialogue, Expression, Financial, Language, linguistics, mindfulness, self-control, speaking, speaking habits, Speech, Value, VERBAL, word economy, Words, WordTaxCraft

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magic Items Found:	5449	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Dimension Hops:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where words cost money!!!! imagine having to pay for every single word you say, you’d be broke in no time!!! but don’t worry, on our server, you can say as many words as you want without worrying about going broke because it’s alllllll freeeeeeee!!!!

we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like fighting off giant chickens with laser eyes or building a house out of rainbow cheese!!! and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head!!!

plus, we have the friendliest community ever, filled with unicorns and talking trees who are always there to help you out when you get lost or need a pick-me-up after a long day of mining. so come on down to our server and join the fun!!! who needs real life when you can have all this insanity in minecraft?????

AUGHHHHHH…just kidding, it’s actually a fun SMP server! 1.21 Whitelist Vanilla

AUGHHHHHH…just, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Capturetheflag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Hungergames, Kidding, KitPvP, Maze, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survivalgames, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3107
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Secret Passages Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Rules	No griefing, no hacks/duping
Server Type	Survival
Discord Link	Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the server?	Yes, all are welcome to join and play
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, you are free to build wherever you’d like
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP is allowed but please respect other players
How often is the server reset?	We do not have a regular reset schedule, but updates will be announced on Discord

IrrelevantCraft Minecraft Server

classism, disadvantaged, discrimination, economic disparity, exclusion, financial hardship, geographic privilege, INEQUALITY, Irrelevant, IrrelevantCraft, marginalized communities, Minecraft, POVERTY, regional discrimination, Server, social inequality, social injustice, societal divides, socioeconomic status, UNDERSERVED, underserved communities, urban vs rural, wealth gap

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! If you live outside this area, you are basically a peasant and we don’t associate with peasants. Only the elite players are allowed to join our server because we have diamond-encrusted blocks and a secret underground lair where we hold epic dance parties with creepers.

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds. Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine tried to join once and we kicked him out for not wearing a fancy enough cape.

So come on over and join us, unless you enjoy being poor and irrelevant. Only the coolest players are allowed on our server, and we promise you’ll have a blast exploring our crazy world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of emeralds. See you on the other side, peasant!

DragonQueenDanaerysMC SMP

Azor Ahai prophecy, Character development, Danaerys, Defeat, DragonQueenDanaerysMC, fan theories, FANTASY, game of thrones, jon snow, Mad Dany, night king, plot twist, Prophecy, rationale, redemption arc, smp, snapping, threat, Turn, TV series, White Walker

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3613
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Villages Defended:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!

Imagine a world where Danaerys Targaryen gets turned into a White Walker by the night king. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and witness the epic battle between Jon Snow and the White Walker version of Dany. Will Jon fulfill the Azor Ahai prophecy and save the realm? You’ll have to join to find out!

But that’s not all – we have insane stories and plot twists happening every day. From dragons randomly spawning in the sky to giant creepers attacking players, you never know what’s going to happen next.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

DriveOrDieCraft

BMW 330, Car Enthusiast, car maintenance, comfortable, DriveOrDieCraft, early 2000s, economical, family dynamics, family hauler, family needs, favorite generation, finances, heavy influence, inexperienced driver, long commute, Marriage, practical, real say, Reliable, Sedan, small SUV

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7890	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Buildings Constructed:	34

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience ever, where you can drive virtual cars without your wife telling you what to do! No more arguments about practicality and comfort, just pure fun and excitement.

Imagine cruising around in a virtual BMW 330 from the early 2000s, without a care in the world. No need to worry about maintenance or passing it on to inexperienced drivers, because in this world, anything is possible!

So come join us and leave all your real-life car troubles behind. Who needs a small SUV when you can have the ultimate gaming experience on our server? Say goodbye to complaints and mocking, and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. See you there!

BabyCraft: Adding to the Fam!

ADDING, adding to family, baby bump, baby news, baby on the way, BabyCraft, Conception, EXPECTING, fam, Family Planning, fertility, growing family, maternity, mother-to-be, Motherhood, new addition, parenthood, plus signs, positive result, Pregnancy, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy tests, two lines

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the blocks be poppin’ like a pregnancy test with a plus sign! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya!

First off, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds! Yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! Who needs to mine when you got flying bling-bling pigs?

Secondly, our server is run by a group of super intelligent llamas who are also expert hackers. They’ll protect your builds from any griefers and trolls with their mad llama skills.

And last but not least, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats!

So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest Minecraft community around. Trust me, you won’t regret it!