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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 8645 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 62 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Not only will your sex drive be off the charts, but like, your muscles will be so ripped from all the mining and building and stuff. So like, if you wanna impress all the other players with your sick gains, you gotta join this server ASAP. Plus, there’s like, secret potions and stuff that will make you even stronger and faster and like, invincible or something. It’s like, totally legit.
So yeah, if you wanna be a total boss in Minecraft AND in the bedroom, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the creepers, they’re like, the ultimate cockblockers. LOL.