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Eight Fucking Whiskey Sours Minecraft SMP

alcohol, bar, Bartender, bourbon, bullshit, cocktails, Drinking, drinks, Drunk, eight whiskey sours, fucking, hangover, happy hour, Minecraft, mixology, Party, recipe, smp, sour mix, SOURS, tipsy, whiskey, whiskey sours

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get handed eight fucking whiskey sours by the server admin. That’s right, we don’t mess around with boring old potions, we go straight for the hard stuff.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion where players had to defend their bases with nothing but feathers and eggs. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We’ve got creepers that explode into confetti, zombies that break out into dance routines, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, and you’re invited!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride filled with whiskey sours, chicken invasions, and rainbow-shooting skeletons. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

NoPoopAllowed Minecraft Server

Minecraft, NoPoopAllowed, Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7279
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	498	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of random strangers asking to use your bathroom while you’re just trying to go grocery shopping? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to deal with that nonsense! Join us and escape to a world where elderly women can’t barge into your apartment and demand to use your toilet.

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual bathroom and never have to worry about scrubbing stranger shit out of it. Our server offers a safe and sanitary environment for all players, no matter how urgent their bathroom needs may be.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Say goodbye to awkward encounters with pushy old ladies and hello to a Minecraft paradise where you can build, explore, and never have to worry about sharing your toilet with strangers ever again. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look back.

NieceWatch2021

badgering, brother, Cancel, Choices, Disappointment, family, fire station, italy, kacey, kevin, newborn niece, NieceWatch2021, parents, Priorities, reschedule, safe haven drop box, shifts, two weeks, vacation, Watching, Wife

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and baby responsibilities? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic creations!

We promise not to badger you about family vacations or babies, because let’s be real, who needs that kind of stress in a virtual world? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and outrageous players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about dropping babies in safe haven drop boxes, here you can drop blocks and create your own virtual paradise. So why wait? Join us now and let’s build some crazy adventures together!

Lessons4All Minecraft SMP

advice, everyone, Experience, growth, hard way, important lesson, learn from mistakes, Lessons4All, life advice, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, Life skills, Minecraft, MISTAKES, pass on, perseverance, personal development, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2414
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ores Mined:	4109	Divine Spears Created:	30

Have you ever accidentally mined straight down in Minecraft and fell into a pit of lava, losing all your precious diamonds? Well, on our server, we have a strict “no mining straight down” rule to prevent such tragedies. Join us and learn the importance of proper mining techniques while laughing at the ridiculous ways players have met their demise.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris. Join us in epic battles against rival factions and witness the power of an army of clucking warriors.

So come join us on our server and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the unforgettable moments that can only happen in our wacky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring a bucket of water to save yourself from falling into that lava pit).

MineNostalgiaCraft

childhood memories, longing, Memories, MineNostalgiaCraft, Nostalgia, old school, past times, reminiscent, reminiscent feelings, reminiscent moments, Reminiscing, Retro, sentimental, sentimental emotions, sentimental journey, sentimental thoughts, sentimental value, Throwback, vintage, wistful, yearning

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mines Excavated:	3655
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Items Found:	1796	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Remember the good old days of Minecraft when you would spend hours building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and epic loot that will make you feel like a Minecraft pro. From building towering castles to battling dragons in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on chickens – are you up for the challenge?

So if you’re ready to dive back into the world of Minecraft and create memories that will last a lifetime, then join us on our server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Block Party Craze

Auctions, BLOCK, brick sets, building blocks, childhood memories, Collectibles, CRAZE, estate sales, Fun, Investment, lego, Lego enthusiasts, massive collections, Nostalgia, Party, playthings, Playtime, rare, Toy collectors, Toys, toys for sale, valuable, vintage

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	814
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz at sum point we gonna start finding MASSIVE LEGO collections at estate sales. like, imagine u mining in da game and u stumble upon a secret cave full of LEGOS! u can build ur own lego castle in minecraft, how epic is dat? plus, rumor has it dat there’s a secret underground lego city on dis server where u can trade legos for diamonds. join now and be part of da lego madness, u won’t regret it!

What is the IP for jacksepticeye Minecraft Server?

jacksepticeye, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Jacksepticeye, born Seán William McLoughlin, is a popular Irish YouTuber known for his energetic and entertaining gaming videos. He gained a massive following on YouTube for his humor, charisma, and unique commentary style. Jacksepticeye’s channel has over 27 million subscribers and he has become one of the most well-known and influential content creators in the online gaming community. In addition to his successful YouTube career, he has also dabbled in acting and voice acting, as well as charity work.

XenoSMP

balance, blocks, Claims, Community, Economy, future state, influence, Loot, max enchants, non pay-to-win, Ores, PvP, rp smp servers, shop system, Spawners, Survival, teamates, toggle pvp commands, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2120	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of those rp smp servers, or servers with toggle pvp commands? Are you tired of having no influence over the servers future state? I am too. This is why Xeno SMP has been created. This server is perfect if you want a balance between PVP and survival. There will be almost 0 rules against where you can and can’t pvp. You will be able to keep all of your hard earned loot in claims which you can invite your teamates too. With trying to keep this server as vanilla and non pay to win as possible, all max enchants are vanilla. This server also offers a economy /shop system. This allows for players to buy and sell goods, such as spawners, ores, blocks, etc.

We the owners of the servers have tried many other servers and have found none that offer this balance. Join us to expand, create, and forge a community.

51.161.93.79

Aetherium forge

Community, Cosmetics, Damage, Discord, Earth, Economy, Enchantment, Magic, Minecraft, mobs, Options, pay to win, Plugins, Purchase, PvP, Ranks, Running, Server, stand out, Support, Survival, Vanilla, Vehicles, weapons

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4918
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Alien Abductions:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

This server offer an spin on vanilla minecraft with plugins that, increase mobs damage, remove the vanilla enchantment cap, new magic weapons and vehicles, along with much more. The server is also not pay to win however we offer different options to help support the server to keep it running like purchasable ranks and other cosmetics to help stand out from the crowd. Come join the community today at https://discord.gg/brvudgYTPW

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Reyvadin: Where semi-vanilla means you might still find a rogue chocolate chip in your server

boats, Casino, Chip, Chocolate, Community, Custom, Discord, dwarfism, Economy, enjoyment, Features, Find, Fishing, Landclaiming, Map, market, Means, Mentality, Minecraft, Players, Properties, Reyvadin, Rogue, Seasons, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, Server development., stock market

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8118
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Votes:	3085
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Buildings Constructed:	37
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Features
Towny (A way of land claiming)
Economy (Custom “stock” market system)
Custom fishing with textured fishes
Casino
Seasons
Rentable properties
Dwarfism
Jump with boats

FAQs:

1. How do I join your Minecraft server?

You can join us at IP: reyvadin.com

2. What version of Minecraft does the server support?

The server supports version 1.21.X

3. Is there a map available for the server?

Yes, you can view the map at map.reyvadin.com

4. How can I join the server’s Discord community?

You can join our Discord server at discord.reyvadin.com

5. What is the server’s approach to player features?

We aim to provide a variety of features without forcing them on players, allowing them to choose what they want to use.

6. Are there any specific rules or guidelines for players on the server?

Players are expected to follow the server’s code of conduct and respect other players and staff members.

7. Can I create and manage my own town on the server?

Yes, you can use the Towny feature to claim land and build your own town.

8. How does the custom economy system work on the server?

The server has a custom “stock” market system where players can buy and sell items at fluctuating prices.

9. What unique features does the server offer?

In addition to Towny and the custom economy, the server also has custom fishing with textured fishes, a casino, rentable properties, Dwarfism, and other ease of life additions.

10. How can I report any issues or concerns on the server?

You can reach out to the server staff through Discord or in-game messages to report any problems or concerns.