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The PG Fans Ain’t Gonna Like This One – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Votes:	3906
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	30
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of your favorite food, and have epic battles with flying squids. Our server is home to the craziest players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and blow up everything in sight.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and lava waterfalls. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the treasures within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. See you in the chaos, my fellow blockheads!

☝️🚫👇 MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE ❤️👉 /free (DONATE) Minecraft server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3399
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Dimension Hops:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Our Telegram https://t.me/sixmine

2.6mine.net:19132

Chudville Minecraft Server

(subculture), ahead of the curve, Chud, Chudville, Cool, counterculture, early adopter, Fashionable, Hip, Minecraft, nonconformist, Nostalgia, old school, outcast, Outsider, Retro, Server, trailblazer, Trendsetter, trendy, Underground, Unique, vintage

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Towns Built:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	421

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you want to join a server where being a chud is not only accepted but celebrated? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you chud enthusiasts out there.

Join us and experience the thrill of digging through dirt and mud like a true chud. Build your chud empire and rule over the underground world with an iron fist (or a muddy hand, whatever works for you).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chud King, who will bestow upon you the title of Chud Prince(ss) if you prove yourself worthy. Rumor has it that the Chud King once defeated a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embrace your inner chud. Who knows, you might just become the next Chud Champion of the Minecraft world!

Meme Nihilism Minecraft SMP – The End is Near

bubble burst, CONTENT, crypto veteran, cult members, End.., FUNDAMENTALS, Investments, Loyal, meme, meme glory, Minecraft, money rushes, nihilism, political situation, smp, Telegram Community, temporary mania, token demand, Truth, uncertainty, utility projects, war prospects

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9157
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchantments Applied:	253	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, gold, and all the rarest items you can imagine. But shh, it’s a secret!

2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.

3. We have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for 24 hours. Who wouldn’t want to fly around the server on a majestic unicorn?

4. Our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and dance. You’ll never be bored with our lively piggy friends around!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Elven Design Minecraft Server

Anime, character creation, character designs, character portrayal, creative choices, criticism, cultural appropriation, design, design flaws, disgrace, Elven, Elves, FANTASY, fantasy genre, fantasy races, fantasy world, fictional characters, isekai, Manga, Minecraft, OTHERWORLDLY, real elves, Server, world-building

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of seeing those cringy Isekai character designs that just don’t do justice to real elves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Our elves are so realistic, they’ll make Legolas himself jealous. Join us and immerse yourself in a world where elves actually look like elves, not some weird anime knock-offs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where elves rule the land and you can live out your wildest fantasy of being a mystical forest creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to those embarrassing Isekai designs once and for all!

Fish Tank Live Minecraft SMP #425

#fishtankislive, #youtube, Clips, Fish, fishnet.gg, fishtank live, fishtank live archive, fishtank live preseason, ftl3, JET IT UP, Live, m3u playlist, Minecraft, News, October 27th, PreSeason, S2 episode 2, season 3, Show Archives, smp, socials, Sunday episodes, TANK, Thread, Website

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2418
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ores Mined:	3805

Are you ready to JET IT UP in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever?! Season 3 is coming on October 27th (tentative date) and you do not want to miss out on the craziness that is about to go down. Our latest episode is out now on YouTube and our website, featuring ridiculous shenanigans and epic builds that will blow your mind.

Join us every Sunday for new episodes that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Watch here at https://www.fishtank.live or on our YouTube channel @fishtankislive. And don’t forget to check out our m3u playlist for some sick tunes to accompany your Minecraft adventures.

Follow us on social media at https://x.com/fishtankislive and join our community on https://boards.fishnet.gg/ to connect with other players and share your own insane stories from the server. And if you want to relive the madness, check out our show archives at https://www.fishtank.live/archive and https://www.fishtank.live/clips.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos, build something epic, and join us on this wild ride that is sure to leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. See you in the game, and remember – JET IT UP!!!!!!!!!!! Edition/FTL/ News is the place to be for all your Minecraft SMP needs.

Noob Haven Minecraft Server

AliAs, Anonymity, custom OS, Data Protection, digital footprint, Haven, History, Ip:, Matches, Minecraft, names, no trails, noob, Nothing, online presence, online safety, Posts, privacy, SECURITY, Server, Shit, Slides, TRILLIONS, vpn

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Votes:	4110	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Dragons Tamed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so top secret, even the FBI can’t track it? Look no further, because our server is so stealthy, it doesn’t even show up in search results! Our custom operating system will have you feeling like a hacker extraordinaire as you navigate through our endless virtual worlds. Join us and become a master of disguise with trillions of names and aliases to choose from. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (mainly because you won’t be able to find your way back)!

Caca Poopoo’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, bathroom blues, bathroom humor, bathroom problems, Bowel Movements, Caca, CacaPoopoo, comedic relief, digestive issues, Epic, funny poop, gross humor, humorous anecdotes, Minecraft, nothing to live for, poop humor, poop jokes, poop life, poop struggles, Poopoos, shat, smp, stinky situations, toilet humor, toilet troubles

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “No 5” and let’s just say, he’s had a rough time. He shat and now he has nothing to live for, but he’s determined to make the most out of his Minecraft experience. Join our server and witness the epic journey of No 5 as he navigates through the world, trying to find purpose once again. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own reason to keep on crafting and building in this crazy world. So come join us and see what adventures await on our server!

Crafty Average American – AMA Minecraft Server

4chan, AMA, American, american culture, Average, Average American, cheap microwave dinners, condoms, Crafty, daily routine, food pantry, get a massage, go home, local pedophile, Make Out, meet girlfriend, Minecraft, putting stickers on signs, relationship goals, Server, skip class, Social Activism, trollface shirt, Wake Up, walk around town

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Crops Grown:	4105

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than skipping class to put stickers on signs! Our server is so lit, you’ll be changing into a trollface shirt and making out with your Minecraft girlfriend in no time. And don’t worry, we have plenty of cheap microwave dinners and condoms at our food pantry for you to snag while making fun of local pedophiles. Plus, we offer exclusive massages for all our players, just like the ones you’d post about on 4chan. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Kama Bla Minecraft SMP Bros

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5186
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Towns Built:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ores Mined:	6832
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where even the unions are getting in on the action, protesting against the communist DEI hire. That’s right, things are getting so crazy even the mobs are joining in on the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of diamond theft. Who knows what will happen next on this insane server!