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BoobCraft: Where Rare Boobs Rule

animal anatomy, body image, BoobCraft, Boobs, cultural perceptions, evolutionary biology, female anatomy, Female Gender, female reproductive system, female sexuality, gender differences, gender expectations, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, human perception, mammalian biology, prominent boobs, rare, rule, sexual characteristics, sexual dimorphism, societal norms

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4146
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	273
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have BOOBS everywhere, not just on the females but on EVERYTHING. you want a cow with boobs? we got it. you want a creeper with boobs? we got it. you want a diamond sword with boobs? WE GOT IT.

our server is the only place where you can milk a chicken and get boob juice instead of eggs.

so come on down and join us for the most titillating minecraft experience of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftingClimateCouples

access to resources, child marriage, child marriage drivers, climate adaptation, climate change, community resilience, CraftingClimateCouples, economic instability, environmental changes, extreme poverty, gender equity, gender inequality, HUMAN RIGHTS, impacts of climate change, income, poverty alleviation, resource scarcity, Social Issues, social justice, Sustainable development, vulnerable populations

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ores Mined:	2719	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

so, liek, u know how climate change is all, like, bad and stuff? well, on our epic minecraft server, we got a whole different take on it! we believe that climate change is actually making child marriage, like, a totally wild adventure!

imagine this: u log onto our server and suddenly u find urself in a world where child marriage is, like, the norm. but not in a sad way, oh no! it’s, like, a super fun game where u gotta, like, collect resources and income to, like, win the heart of ur child bride! it’s, like, extreme poverty and gender inequality, but, like, in a totally hilarious way!

so, if u wanna experience a whole new level of minecraft where climate change is, like, the ultimate matchmaker, then u gotta join our server, dude! it’s gonna be, like, the craziest adventure of ur life!

mc-vanilla.com

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Exploration, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvE, PvP, role playing, Sandbox, simulation, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4420
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Enjoy a pure vanilla game. You can protect your buildings with up to 10000 free claim blocks. No building or breaking. No stealing from ANY containers. No sleeping in beds. No button/lever usage. No adjusting redstone repeaters. No pushing blocks in with pistons. No pulling blocks out with pistons. No TNT damage.

mc-vanilla.com

TartariaMC

bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Crates, Economy, economy-based, grief-free, hidden wonders, java, Jobs, legend, Minecraft, Perks, PvP, Ranks, Relaxed, Semi Vanilla, Server, Supportive Community, Survival, TartariaMC, Vanilla, Voting

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Potions Brewed:	115

At Tartaria MC, we believe that community is where it all begins. Our Java/Bedrock cross-play server provides a relaxed, grief-free environment where players can come together to pursue their goals, forge new friendships, and create magnificent things. Our semi-vanilla economy-based server offers jobs to earn money, voting for in-game ranks, keys, and perks. Explore custom crates, connect with our supportive community, and uncover hidden wonders. Forge your legend in TartariaMC!

51.222.43.205:25591

Get your fruit punch fix at SangriaCraft! No ID needed, just bring your pixelated party hat!

+18, 1.21, application, BRING, Community, Competitions, Creative, Discord, enthusiasts, Events, Financials, FIX, Fruit, Griefers, hackers, HAT, Mario Party, Minecraft, Needed, Party, pixelated, Projects, Punch, SangriaCraft, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, transparency, trivia night, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Emeralds Found:	6758	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

SangriaCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Who We Are	Positive and enjoyable gaming environment for Minecraft players
	Openly shared financials, community-input driven decisions
Projects	Collaborate on mega-builds or public services
Events	Regular themed events and competitions
Whitelist Application	Apply via Discord to join the server

FAQs

Q: How do I join SangriaCraft?

A: To join SangriaCraft, fill out a whitelist application via our Discord server.

Q: What events do you host?

A: We host regular themed events such as Starside Trivia Night and Mario Party Minigames.

Q: How can I collaborate on projects?

A: Join the server and participate in dedicated channels for mega-builds and public service projects.

Q: Is SangriaCraft a safe and friendly server?

A: Yes, we prioritize a positive and enjoyable gaming environment free from hackers and griefers.

CircusCraft Minecraft Server

Bakataration, Bakatare Circus, CircusCraft, FLARE, fubuki, Girigiri Warukunai Watame, Minecraft, music playlists, Omaru Polka, Polka covers, Polka originals, Server, Shirakami Fubuki, shiranui flare, Tsunomaki Watame, twitters, Watame covers, Watame originals, Watame Sololive Blu-ray, youtube channels

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Bakatare Circus! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is run by a team of virtual YouTubers including Fubuki, Flare, Watame, and Polka. That’s right, you can interact with your favorite virtual idols while mining for diamonds and battling creepers.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive music playlists curated by our virtual idols, from Fubuki’s epic jams to Watame’s soothing covers. And don’t even get me started on Polka’s originals – they’ll have you dancing in your mine shaft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a special event called BAKATARATION! It’s a wild party where you can show off your building skills and compete for the title of Minecraft champion. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown.

So what are you waiting for? Join Bakatare Circus now and let the virtual madness begin! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

WackyWolfy – Minecraft SMP

AWOO, desuarchive, Gay, general, Last week, library, Link, Males, Minecraft, missing, new, Old, pastebin, reminder, smp, Stories, Thread, Trash, Updated, WackyWolfy, Wednesday, WednesdayWeekly, werewolf

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Void Gems Collected:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where every Wednesday we transform into gay werewolves and have a howling good time! Last week, things got hairy as we battled against a pack of evil skeletons who were trying to steal all of our diamonds. But fear not, our fearless leader, Alpha Chadwick, led us to victory with his epic diamond sword skills.

If you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to embrace its inner wolf, then look no further than /Awoo/! Our pastebin is filled with insane stories of werewolf romance, daring adventures, and epic battles against the forces of darkness. And don’t forget to check out our library link for even more wild tales of werewolf shenanigans.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your inner wolf run free. Just remember, this is a gay thread so keep it to males only. See you on the server, howling at the moon!

NieceRage Minecraft Server

auntie-niece, Boundaries, DAUGHTER, discipline, family, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, Minecraft, NieceRage, parenting, parenting challenges, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sister, teenage attitude, teenage behavior, teenage niece, tough love, verbal cruelty

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life family feuds? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any snarky teenagers ruining your day!

Join us and leave behind the drama of Auntie Karen and her niece Quinn. No more turning away rude teenagers at the door, just pure Minecraft fun! Build a fortress to protect yourself from mean nieces or create a peaceful village where everyone gets along.

Don’t worry about upsetting your friends and acquaintances with your tough love approach to family drama. On our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs apologies when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight? Let’s craft away the stress and enjoy some good old Minecraft madness together!

RoomieRompCraft

adulting, AITAH, awkward, Boundaries, Communication, consideration, house rules, housemate, Intimacy, living together, moving out, noise, personal space, privacy, relationships, Respect, RoomieRompCraft, roommate etiquette, roommates, sex, shared house

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ores Mined:	7352	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Gods Slained:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can have sex in your own virtual room without any judgment! Our shared virtual house is equipped with noise-canceling blocks, so you can get as loud as you want without worrying about your housemates overhearing.

Join us for a wild time where you can build your own virtual love nest and not have to worry about giving anyone a heads up before getting it on. Our rooms are specifically built for sexually active players, so you can let loose and have some fun without any restrictions.

So come on over and join our server for a unique and liberating experience. Let your creativity run wild and unleash your inner passion in a safe and welcoming virtual environment. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

Friendcraft: True Bonds & Blocks

Authenticity, blocks, Bond, bonds, Caring, Communication, Companionship, Connection, Empathy, FriendCraft, friendship, genuine friendship, Honesty, long-lasting relationships, loyalty, relationships, Reliability, Support, True, true friends, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5644
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2496
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Do you believe in the power of friendship? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll find the most loyal and trustworthy pals you could ever imagine! We have a secret handshake that will make you feel like part of the coolest club in town. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our resident parrot can actually speak in emojis. Join us and see for yourself – who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a blocky world full of surprises!