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GlassesOff4Craft

accessories, bedroom activities, comfort, Communication, eye health, eyeglasses, eyewear, fashion, GlassesOff4Craft, Intimacy, love, People with glasses, Personal preferences, physical intimacy, relationships, romance, sex, spectacles, vision, vision correction, visual impairment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a special glasses-wearing club for all you sexy nerds out there! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we navigate the pixelated world with our trusty spectacles.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground glasses-wearing society that holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare loot. Will you dare to join their ranks and uncover the mysteries of the lens-wearing elite?

So grab your pickaxe, put on your glasses (or take them off, we won’t judge), and get ready for a wild ride on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of wacky antics and unexpected surprises await you in this crazy virtual world!

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BidenCraft: Ukraine Strong

BidenCraft, Conflict Resolution, crisis response, Defense, Diplomacy, european allies, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, joe biden, military alliance, nato, peacekeeping efforts, political meeting, SECURITY, solidarity, strategic cooperation, STRONG, strong support, summit, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

come join our epic minecraft server where we host the nato summit with joe biden to show STRONG support for Ukraine!!! we have epic battles with creepers and zombies to simulate real life war tactics. join us and be a part of history in the making!!! plus, joe biden will personally give you a virtual high five if you join. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to save the world, one block at a time.

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FrenchRevolution Minecraft Server

anti-fascism, bootlicking, Cancer, cucks, democracies, Faggots, far right, fascists, France, freedom, FrenchRevolution, glowie, law, Minecraft, nationalism, people, political activism, prosperity, resistance, right wing, ruling class, Server, social justice

Are you tired of being oppressed by far-right bootlicking cucks and glowie faggots? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have taken back France and we’re not giving it back any time soon! Join us in the fight for freedom, prosperity, and democracy as we battle against the ruling class and their right-wing servants. And hey, if you’re a fascist, we hope you get cancer! So come on, join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again… without the fascists!

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ChudCraft Minecraft Server

brexit, CHANGE, ChudCraft, CONSERVATIVE, Corbyn, Disappointment, election, Europe, France, Government, influence, L’Chuds, left, Macron, Minecraft, political shift, Politics, power, progressive, Server, society, sweeping up, Turn, uk

Are you tired of the Left taking over everything, from politics to your favorite Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the Left has no power! Join us and fight against the leftist invasion with your trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary L’Chuds, a group of elite players who have sworn to protect the server from any threat. Rumor has it that they once defeated an army of creepers using nothing but their wits and a stack of TNT.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the epic battle between good and evil, where the fate of Minecraft itself hangs in the balance. Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. You don’t want to miss out on that, do you?

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Pixel Casino: Fair & Fun Gaming

Accountability, anti-fraud measures, Audit, Casino, compliance, consumer trust., establishments, ethical practices, fair, Fairness, Fun, gambling, Gaming, gaming industry, monitoring systems, OPERATIONs, PIXEL, Player Protection, random number generators, regulations, responsible gambling, Rules and Regulations, security measures, transparency

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more legit than a diamond pickaxe? Look no further than our server, where we ensure fairness and transparency in our operations just like a creeper ensures it blows up your house!
Join us for a chance to win big in our virtual casinos, where the odds are as random as a chicken laying an egg in the Nether. Our RNG system is so foolproof, even a villager couldn’t scam you out of your emeralds!

So why join our server? Because we guarantee that you won’t get cheated out of your hard-earned loot, unlike that time when a skeleton stole your enchanted armor. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves after you’ve fed them bones.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most epic Minecraft server around, where fairness and transparency are as abundant as diamonds in a mineshaft. Join us now and let the fun begin!

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RiverRightsCraft

Capital city, court decision, court ruling, ecuador, environmental justice, Environmental Law, environmental lawsuit, Environmental Protection, environmental rights, HUMAN RIGHTS, legal decision, legal precedent, Pollution, pollution control, pollution violation, rights violation, river pollution, river rights, RiverRightsCraft, water pollution, water rights

come join dis epic minecraft server where the rivers have rights and pollution is a big no no. our rivers be like “yo, stop polluting me bro” and the court be like “yeah, you tell ’em river!” we got crazy adventures waiting for you, like saving the river from evil polluters and building eco-friendly houses out of recycled blocks. join now and be a hero for the rivers, cuz they deserve some love too!

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FlaminHotCraft

arson, Blaze, Burning, combustion, danger, extinguish, Fire, Firefighters, flames, FlaminHotCraft, Heat, IGNITION, Inferno, long tail tags, Never, on fire, on things, Safety, smoke, things

join dis epic minecraft server where fire is on things instead of things on fire. u can build ur own house made entirely of lava blocks and watch as the flames dance around u.
we have a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken wearing a crown. defeat the chicken and claim ur riches!

our pvp arena is a giant maze filled with traps and obstacles. fight ur way through and emerge victorious as the ultimate warrior.

oh, and did we mention that every player gets a pet dragon to ride around on? yep, u heard that right. fly through the skies on ur very own fire-breathing companion.

so come join us on dis crazy minecraft server where the only limit is ur imagination. oh, and remember, fire is always on things here.

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⭐ LioviCraft ⭐ NEW SERVER❤️1.12-1.20❤️ Minecraft server

1.12, 1.20, Active, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, LioviCraft, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, new, Rewards, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Updated

The owner of the server «LioviCraft NEW SERVER1.12-1.20» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
play.liovimc.ru

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CraftyGirlsMC Server

Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, Code Name Bakery, collaboration event, CraftyGirlsMC, Dazzling Arclight, Degenerates, discord trannies, Emulator guides, Events, Fish on Cloud Nine, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, lore material, lost in thoughts, lurk before posting., mica, mini event, Neural Cloud, News, phantom thieves, PNC Resources, point event, Re-Supply Gacha, Retrocausal Trie Interference, Reverse Collapse, Server, Steins;Gate, summer sale, Sunborn games, Sunborn ID, translated story, truth-seeking kronos, Zero Charge

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!
Join us for insane adventures, like fighting off hordes of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Or how about building a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the “Maze Guess” where you have to navigate through a maze filled with exploding creepers and lava pits. And don’t forget about our upcoming event “Fish on Cloud Nine” where you can catch flying fish with a fishing rod made of diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh, cry, and rage quit all at the same time. And remember, always bully seaniggers and discord trannies for maximum fun!

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EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

#EIP, 485129924, Bandai Namco, Build planner, Character planners, elden ring, EldenCraft, Gaming, general, google docs, Group password, Interactive map, Lands Between, Latest Patch, Main information document, map genie, Minecraft, Password, patch notes, Rentry, RPG, Server, spreadsheets

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the Lands Between in our Minecraft world inspired by Elden Ring!
Experience the latest patch notes in real-time as you battle your way through dungeons and defeat powerful bosses. Use our character planners to create the ultimate warrior and dominate the competition. Need help navigating the world? Our interactive map will guide you every step of the way.

But that’s not all! Join our server with the group password “erg” and unlock secret areas filled with treasure and adventure. Previous players have raved about their experiences, claiming to have found hidden realms and legendary loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

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