🔥amusing commentary Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

❤️ LastMine ❤️ Survival, BedWars, Grif🔥 1.12-1.20 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Awards, beautiful spawn, Bed wars, Bedwars, build battle, Buildbattle, Cases with donations, Castle Battle, Clans, Convenient menu, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Game Currency, grif, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Money for time spent, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Random teleport, Ranks, Shop Interface, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, Weddings

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✑✑ Our Website for purchasing donations – lastmine.ru

✒✒ Our IP – lastmc.org

✑✑ Our group on VK – http://vk.com/lastmine_mc

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✏ Mini games

-ʘBedWars

-ʘSkyWars

-ʘMurderMystery

-ʘ BuildBattle

✏ Game Currency – $

✏ Money for time spent – $

✏ Clans

✏ Ranks, awards

✏ Cases with donations

✏ Random teleport

✏ Shop Interface – /shop

✏ Beautiful spawn, built with your own hands!

✏ Mob Arena – /warp mob

✏ And also a convenient menu – /menu

✏ Weddings

✏ Parkour

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☑ High guarantees in the purchase of donations

☑ Best Technical Support

☑ Low prices for Donat

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m13.lastmc.org

Fabulous Miners: Where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions! 1.20.X edition.

1.20.X, application, autoreplant, autosell, Chest Shops, commands, creeper, Discord, Edition, explosions, Fabulous, Fish, Fishing system, harvester hoe, Kindness, levelling system, miners, Mob Heads, Perks, positivity, Server Shop, Sethome, Simplicity, smp, TOXIC, Tpa, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Enhanced vanilla mechanism (sethome, tpa)
A levelling system to unlock new perks/commands
A fishing system that adds a ton of new fish to the game (no custom resource pack required)
A personal harvester hoe with autoreplant, autosell etc
A server shop to sell items to, players are able to make chest shops
All mobs drop their heads, collect them all!

If you’re interested in joining, you can send in your application via our Discord server: discord.gg/fabulous

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join the server?

You can send in your application via our Discord server. Click on the link provided above to join the Discord server.

Can Java and Bedrock users play on the server?

Yes, the server welcomes both Java and Bedrock users.

What are some unique features of the server?

Some unique features include an enhanced vanilla mechanism, a levelling system, a fishing system with new fish, a personal harvester hoe, a server shop, and all mobs dropping their heads.

Are there any restrictions on what players can do on the server?

We try to limit the number of features on the server to keep it simple and enjoyable for all players.

CrystalSageCraft

advice, Catacombs, crystal sage, CrystalSageCraft, Exploration, Forest, Friend, gameplay, guidance, Help, hidden path, Hint, missed route, Npc, progress, Progression, secret route, strategy, streaming, Tips, video game

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Are you tired of getting lost in Minecraft and having to rely on your friends to guide you through the game? Well, look no further than our server! We have NPCs that give the most cryptic clues to help you progress through the game. Just imagine a random villager popping up and saying, “To proceed, you will need the thing from the route near the forest.” It’s like playing a real-life scavenger hunt, but in Minecraft! Join us now and let the chaos ensue as you try to decipher the bizarre hints and navigate your way through the game. Who needs a map when you have mysterious NPCs leading the way?

Minecraft server: MineFort2Gen

64 bit update, blog, competitive, Events, FAQ, Frag With /tf2g, HUDs, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, Minecraft, MineFort2Gen, Mixes, Mods, Muslim Sniper Edition, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, Team Fortress 2 General, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Wiki

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Welcome to the Muslim Sniper Edition Minecraft server! Join us for some explosive fun as we navigate through the world of blocky warfare.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a 64-bit update that will blow your mind (and your enemies) away. Plus, our official sites are so cool, they’ll make your diamond armor look like leather.

But wait, there’s more! Frag with /tf2g/ on Fridays and Saturdays and show off your skills on our official server. And if that’s not enough, we have other 4chan servers like Weeabootique and Team Funtress that will make you question reality.

Need resources? We’ve got you covered. From FAQs to mods to trading sites, we have everything you need to dominate the Minecraft battlefield. And don’t forget to check out our Creator’s Leaks for some juicy gossip.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Muslim Sniper Edition Minecraft server and let the chaos begin!

Up Up and AWAY! Anarchy SMP 1.20.6 – Five Years Strong! No Map Resetti!

1.20.6, Anarchy, Anticheat, dallas, econo-shit plugins, Factions, Griefing, laid back, Map, minor quality of life changes, no currency, no land claims, no world resets, player freedom, PvP, Resetti, smp, Stable server performance, Straight Up server, STRONG, Survival, Usa, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, vanilla minecraft, Years

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Server	Details
Server IP	StraightUp.Minecraft.Best
Location	Dallas, USA
Discord	Join our Discord

About Straight Up:

Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.

[🧨] PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protect.
[💻] Stable server performance.
[🌎] No world resets. Ever. Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have.
[🍪] Minor quality of life changes to empower greater player freedom. Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.
[‼️] Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to put vanilla players on a fair footing and maintain server performance.
[🚫] No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or econo-shit plugins that ruin the vanilla experience. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft. The way Minecraft was meant to be played.

FAQ:

Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.

Are there any land protection features?

No, there are no land claims or land protect features on the server.

Are there world resets?

No, there are no world resets on the server. The world remains consistent for players.

What kind of quality of life changes are implemented?

Minor changes that empower player freedom, such as obtaining player heads by killing them and stopping phantom spawns by eating a cookie without moving the bed.

Are there any teleportation commands?

No, there are no /tpa, /warp, or /home commands on the server. It aims to maintain a vanilla survival experience.

Is there any form of currency or factions on the server?

No, there are no currency, factions, or econo-shit plugins on the server. It focuses on straight up survival Minecraft gameplay.

JewCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, anti-semitism, coexistence, compassion, cultural diversity, discrimination, Empathy, forgiveness, Harmony, Humanity, Jewcraft, Jews, love, Minecraft, Peace, prejudice, religious freedom, religious tolerance, Server, social justice, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of enchanted diamond leggings.

Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, our pigs can fly. No, seriously. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing chickens, and talking sheep. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they throw the best parties this side of the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is so inclusive, even the Endermen have joined in on the fun. And if you’re looking for a challenge, try taking on our resident Ender Dragon – rumor has it he’s got a killer sense of humor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself teaming up with a friendly zombie or two. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible – even pigs taking flight.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

AMD GPU, Anapnoe UX, animation, AUTOMATIC1111, Beginner UI, cloud hosted instance, comfy nodes, ComfyUI, CraftyCraze, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, Fooocus, Forge, GPU Performance Data, guides, image prompt info, img2img, Inpainting, Intel GPU, ldg, local diffusion general, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, Node-based, pixart sigma, Related boards, SDXL info, Server, Tools, txt2img, Vae, Vladmandic

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our Edition includes Pixart SigmaDemo, where you can create mind-blowing pixel art that will make your friends jealous. But wait, there’s more! Comfy Nodes will have you feeling like you’re floating on a cloud while building your epic creations.

Need an easy UI install? Look no further than Fooocus and EasyDiffusion, because who has time for complicated setups? And for all you AMD and Intel GPU users out there, we’ve got special links just for you because we believe in equality for all Minecraft players.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got Auto1111 forks, Forge, Anapnoe UX, and Vladmandic features that will take your Minecraft experience to the next level. And if your images are looking a bit washed out, don’t worry, just use a VAE and watch them come to life!

Join us for animation, models, LoRAs, embeddings, and so much more. And don’t forget to check out our related boards for even more craziness. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and prepare for the most outrageous adventure of your life!

PixelTouhou Minecraft Server

bullet hell, Cheating Detective Satori, cute hags, doujin, doujin music, Fan art, Fangames, high score spreadsheet., hoarding guide, Lotus Eaters, Manga, Minecraft, netplay guide, official media, official releases, PixelTouhou, Server, Shooting games, touhou, training tools, web magazine, ZUN

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as Patchouli’s bookshelf? Look no further! Join our server and experience the madness of Touhou Project like never before.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, Marisa accidentally unleashed a horde of creepers in Gensokyo and chaos ensued. But instead of running away, the Touhou girls decided to fight back with diamond swords and potions of invisibility. It was epic!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can team up with your favorite Touhou characters and build your own spell card-inspired structures. Want to create a giant Reimu shrine made entirely of redstone? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

So come on, join us and let’s create our own crazy Gensokyo in the world of Minecraft. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you? Just watch out for any stray creepers – they tend to have a mind of their own in our server.

Crafty Dilemmas Minecraft Server

Boyfriend, Choices, Commitment, Crafty, DATING, Decision making, Dilemma, dilemmas, emotions, ethical question., friendzoned, HEARTBREAK, hypothetical scenarios, love, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemma, platonic friendship, rejection, relationships, Server, single, unrequited love, WOMAN

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Are you tired of getting friendzoned by women with boyfriends or single ladies? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated beauties who are all single and ready to mingle with you and your diamond sword. Join now and start building relationships that are as strong as obsidian!

Tryxe Network

Ascension, AstroRealm, brand new, challenge, clash of clans, Community, Craft Of Clans, Creative, custom modes, Future, Gaming, Innovative, Minecraft, minecraft server, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Sea of Crafters, Server, Tryxe Network, Unique

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TRYXE MC is a BRAND NEW NETWORK filled with modes you can’t find anywhere else! Join us to test custom modes such as AstroRealm, Ascension, Sea of Crafters (Sea of Thieves in Minecraft) and Craft Of Clans (Clash of Clans in Minecraft). Our goal is to create the future, help us achieve it!

mc.tryxe.net

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dimension Hops:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8651	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Secret Passages Found:	5

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Players Killed by Monsters:	9646
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mines Excavated:	2247
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Runes Activated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Animals Bred:	72
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	219
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	5586	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Towns Built:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Emeralds Found:	4220	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Secret amusing commentary Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join the server?

Can Java and Bedrock users play on the server?

What are some unique features of the server?

Are there any restrictions on what players can do on the server?

About Straight Up:

FAQ:

Is griefing allowed on the server?

Are there any land protection features?

Are there world resets?

What kind of quality of life changes are implemented?

Are there any teleportation commands?

Is there any form of currency or factions on the server?