Americans MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

Language, profit, AMERICANS, mental retardation, Stereotypes

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

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CraftyCamouflage Minecraft Server

cybersecurity, foreign interference, Spamouflage, Misinformation, digital deception

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even china is tryna get in on the action? well, look no further cuz we got the most epic server in town! our server is so poppin’ that even china-linked ‘spamouflage’ network is tryna get a piece of the pie.

imagine this, you log on to the server and all of a sudden, you’re surrounded by a bunch of fake americans tryna sway the political debate in the game. it’s like a virtual battleground of epic proportions! but don’t worry, we got your back. join our server and show those fake americans who’s boss.

plus, we got all the coolest mods and plugins to make your minecraft experience even more insane. from flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what’s gonna happen next on our server. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most outrageous minecraft server on the internet!

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MidnightMatchmaker Minecraft SMP

smp, Americans see nothing wrong, match at midnight, late night, social behavior

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because on our server, Americans see nothing wrong with this! That’s right, we embrace chaos and encourage players to let their wildest imaginations run wild.

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? We say bring it on!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden base, they will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us where Americans see nothing wrong with this. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes on our server!

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CongoCraft: Death Penalty Edition

HUMAN RIGHTS, Political unrest, criminal justice, justice system, penalty

come join our minecraft server and escape the death penalty in congo for a botched coup attempt! we have diamond armor to protect you from the firing squad and enchanted swords to fight off any angry villagers. build your own fortress and hide from the authorities while you mine for rare ores and trade with other fugitives. join us now and survive the ultimate challenge in the most intense game of cat and mouse you’ll ever play!

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ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

education system, Server, AMERICANS, Economy, Xenophobia

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the media into hating China? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all things Chinese! Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with pandas, dragons, and delicious dumplings.

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that on our server, China is actually ruled by a secret society of ninja pandas who fight against evil capitalist overlords? It’s true! Join us and help the pandas defeat the evil capitalists by building epic structures and battling fierce mobs.

So why wait? Join our server today and discover the true magic of China, where communism and capitalism collide in a whirlwind of adventure and intrigue. Plus, we have free dumplings for all new players!

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ObeseCraft: No Universal Health!

Obesity epidemic, healthcare disparities, health, obesity prevention programs, universal healthcare

join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of a crazy land where u can build ur own burger castle and fight off evil broccoli monsters. we got free healthcare for all ur pixelated injuries cuz we care about ur well-being (unlike real life America). plus, u can ride on rainbow unicorns and battle giant nacho dragons for epic loot. come join da fun and be part of a community that supports ur right to be as chubby as u want!

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SnackAttack Minecraft Server

Server, calorie, self-control, indulgence, SnackAttack

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be snacking on 3000 calorie virtual treats all day long! Our pixelated pigs are stuffed with bacon-wrapped cookies and our cows produce milkshakes instead of milk. You’ll never go hungry in our world, that’s for sure! Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples give you super strength to mine diamonds with your bare hands. So come join us and feast like an American after dinner!

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RussianTV Minecraft Server

Propaganda, state television, foreign influence, Server, united states

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is so lit, even the u.s. government is investigating it! that’s right, we’re so cool, they think we’re working with russian state television! but don’t worry, it’s just cuz we’re too awesome for them to handle. join us for some epic gameplay and crazy adventures. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a secret agent for a super secret spy agency! so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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SSN Hackers Minecraft Server

online privacy, cybercrime, data privacy, Data Protection, cyber attack

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes! Build a castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from an army of zombie chickens! And don’t forget to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against the evil Ender Kittens! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

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Aren’t African Americans Glad That Their Minecraft SMP Names Are Like… WakandaCraft SMP

personal choice, Minecraft, Individuality, racial profiling, Self-expression

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic names like “Mark Andrews SMP”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky SMP where your name could be anything from Bungobongo Gongodongo to Fluffernutter McFlufferson!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with endless riches and eternal glory.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious and absurd adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy antics and shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world.

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