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Farmers vs Zombies Minecraft Server

Africa, Attack, Boko Haram, Conflict, current events, extremism, Farmers, gunmen, Insurgency, International, killings, militants, Minecraft, News, Nigeria, SECURITY, Server, suspected, Terrorism, Tragedy, Victims, violence, zombies

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ores Mined:	7141	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	17

are you tired of getting attacked by suspected boko haram gunmen in real life? well, come join our minecraft server where you can take out all your frustrations on virtual zombies instead! we promise no real life farmers will be harmed in the making of this server. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any potential attackers. join now and let’s show those zombies who’s boss!

CraftyBlockz

CraftyBlockz, EU sanctions, far-right ministers, Foreign Minister, German, Israel

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Runes Activated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Crops Grown:	5380
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magic Items Found:	3268

lolz come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got german foreign ministers talkin bout sanctions against israel’s far-right ministers like whaaat?! u gotta see this drama unfold while u build ur epic castle and battle creepers like a boss. plus, we got secret tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure full of enchanted diamonds and golden apples. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky world of ours. so come on, join the fun and let’s make some mischief together!

BreathalyzerCraft

breath analysis, breathalyzer, BreathalyzerCraft, detect disease, diagnosis improvement, disease detection, disease prevention, early detection, health monitoring, healthcare advancement, healthcare innovation, innovative technology, Kidney disease, low cost, lung disease, Medical research, medical technology, monitoring device, respiratory health, smart mask, wearable technology

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3022
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got smart masks dat can detect diseases jus from ur breath! no joke, u could be mining for diamonds one minute and then BAM, ur mask tells u u got lung disease. but don’t worry, our server also has virtual doctors who can help u out. plus, if u got kidney disease, our masks can detect dat too! join now for the most insane and medically advanced minecraft experience eva!

ManlyCraft Minecraft Server

Affection, attraction, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, Connection, emotional intelligence, Intimacy, love, loyalty, man, ManlyCraft, Minecraft, partner, relationship, Respect, romance, Satisfy, Server, Support, Trust, TYPE, Understanding

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mines Excavated:	4866
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of wandering through the vast world of Minecraft alone, searching for that special someone to satisfy your every need? Look no further, because on our server, we have the perfect man for you! He’s a blocky hunk with abs of obsidian and a heart of diamond. He’ll mine your heart and craft you the most beautiful structures you’ve ever seen. Join our server now and find out what type of man can truly satisfy you in the world of Minecraft!

TheComputerWhiz Minecraft SMP

Computer, computer design, computer engineering, Computer Hardware, computer innovation, computer invention, computer programming, computer prototype, computer science, computer software, computer technology, cutting-edge technology, digital device, Engineering, innovation, invention, Minecraft, new product, smp, Software Development, tech breakthrough, Technology, TheComputerWhiz

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mines Excavated:	3433
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the owner claims to have invented a new computer… made entirely out of dirt blocks! That’s right, forget about your fancy graphics cards and processors, we’re all about that dirt power here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Rumor has it they can tame creepers with just a wink and a smile. Join us and witness their epic feats of Minecraft mastery.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly chicken who clucks in Morse code. Some say it’s trying to communicate with the living, others say it’s just looking for its lost egg. Either way, it’s sure to add some excitement to your Minecraft experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to crafting diamond armor out of cheese… or maybe not. But hey, it’s worth a shot, right?

SisInLawBannedFromHome

child manipulation, emotional manipulation, family betrayal, family boundaries, family conflict, family conflict resolution, family drama, family drama fallout, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, parenting choices, sibling relationship, SisInLawBannedFromHome, sister-in-law

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	8207	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8403	Divine Spears Created:	27
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Animals Bred:	130	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2875	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of drama in your family like this poor Minecraft player is tired of drama in her life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether you should build a castle or a spaceship next!

Our server is a safe space away from toxic family members like Emma. No more passive-aggressive comments about your pixelated cooking skills or snide remarks about your block placement. Just pure, wholesome fun with fellow players who won’t try to turn your Minecraft child against you.

Join us now and leave the family drama behind! Build your dream world without worrying about controlling bitches or immature siblings. Trust us, this server is the family you never knew you needed.

AwkwardCraft: Memory Lane

awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward laughs, awkward memory, awkward moments, awkward silence, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, awkwardness, cringe-worthy experiences, cringeworthy memories, cringeworthy moments, embarrassing memories, embarrassing moments, embarrassing stories, Lane, Memory, most awkward moment, social faux pas, uncomfortable memories, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds that will leave you questioning reality.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appear out of nowhere, serenading you with their clucks and feathers flying everywhere. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is home to the legendary “Disco Sheep” who loves to boogie down to the latest hits while wearing a sparkly disco ball costume.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge” where unsuspecting players are greeted by mischievous trolls who demand a toll in the form of rare items or else they’ll unleash a horde of angry villagers on you. It’s a hilarious and heart-pounding experience that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you saying “What is the most awkward memory you have?” in no time!

SovietCraft: Accused of Distorting History, Minecraft Server

accusations, ACCUSED, aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, Distorting, Distorting History, eastern europe, History, international relations, Invasion, Klaus Iohannis, Minecraft, neighboring countries, Peace, Politics, Propaganda, Rehabilitating Nazis, Romania, russia, Server, Sovereign neighbors, SovietCraft, world war II

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1207
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of klaus iohannis and have epic battles against the evil russians who are trying to distort history and rehabilitate nazis! we will show them who’s boss with our amazing builds and crazy adventures. romania will not back down, we will fight for our sovereignty and show the world that we are the true champions of minecraft! join us now and be a part of the most epic battles and adventures you will ever experience in your life! let’s show russia who’s boss and have a blast while doing it!

CraftyCreeperz: No More Russia-Ukraine Drama!

Alliance, Conflict, CraftyCreeperz, Crisis, Diplomacy, Drama, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, India, international relations, intervention, mediation, Négotiation, Peace, Politics, President Zelenskyy, resolution, russia, RussiaUkraine, sanctions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7094
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Towns Built:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4169	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? what if joining this epic minecraft server could, like, actually stop the whole russia-ukraine conflict? president zelenskyy himself said that if india just, like, changed their stance towards russia, everything would be chill. so, like, join this server and be a peacekeeper without even leaving your house, dude. it’s, like, totally insane, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

PFASSmasherCraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2441
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6781
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those pesky “forever chemicals” messing up your water supply in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where we have a revolutionary system that traps and breaks down PFAS faster than you can say “creeper”!

Our system uses LIGHT, yeah you heard me right, LIGHT to zap those forever chemicals into harmless components in just 3 hours! That’s quicker than it takes for you to mine a diamond in Minecraft, trust me. We can eliminate up to 90% of those pesky chemicals, making your water cleaner than a freshly brewed potion.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Build, mine, and protect your water supply from those forever chemicals with us. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s save Minecraft, one water source at a time!