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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 1952 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!
Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?