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BoothlessButNotClueless Minecraft SMP

Anime, anyc, Anycolor, attendees, BOOTH, BoothlessButNotClueless, CON, convention, COSPLAY, Event, Exhibition, fan convention, industry event, Manga, Marketing, Minecraft, missed opportunity, networking, phase, Promotion, second biggest, smp

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Alright, listen up fellow gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP so epic, so legendary, that it makes conventions like ANYC look like child’s play? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our server held a PvP tournament where the winner got a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep by a pack of wild wolves. And let me tell you, those wolves were not messing around!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare loot guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Legend has it that anyone who dares to enter must defeat Cluck Norris in a dance-off to claim the treasure. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest, craziest, most insane adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet our server mascot, a llama named Larry who can speak fluent pig Latin. Don’t ask how, just join and find out for yourself!

FriendZoneUber

Agreement, apartment complex, awkward situation, buzz kill, car ride, clubbing, fourth wheel, FriendZoneUber, harsh judgement, male friend, nightclub, ruined the mood, split costs, third wheel, travel expenses, two guys, ubering home, UNFAIR, Upset, Waste of Money

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t feel like a third (or fourth) wheel? Look no further! Join our server where we promise you won’t ruin the mood or be a buzzkill like this guy’s friend claimed he was. Our community is all about having fun together, whether you’re hanging out at the club or mining for diamonds in the virtual world. Plus, we’ll never make you waste money on travel – all you need is an internet connection to join the party! So come on over and leave the awkward car rides behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, we don’t judge!

CreeperCraze – Risk It for the Blocks

achievement, blocks, bold decision, Bravery, calculated risk, CreeperCraze, embracing change, facing uncertainty, growth, living fully, overcoming fear, positive outcome, pushing boundaries, reaping benefits, REWARD, Risk, seizing opportunities, stepping out of comfort zone, success, taking chances, venturing into the unknown, worth it

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Have you ever taken a risk in Minecraft and it totally paid off? Well, imagine taking a risk and joining our server – it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel!

Our server is like no other, with crazy challenges and quests that will have you laughing and crying (mostly from falling into lava, let’s be real). But hey, the risk is worth the reward, right?

Join us and you might just find yourself in a battle against a giant chicken boss or building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server!

So take a risk, join us, and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might just end up finding the best Minecraft experience of your life. Or at least a really cool pet pig named Sir Oinksalot.

DroneCraft: West Bank Wipeout

airstrike, Armed Forces, Bank, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, drone strike, DroneCraft, extremist group, idf, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military operation, Palestinian territories, RETALIATION, security threat, targeted attack, terror cell, violence, West, West Bank, wipeout

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Join our epic Minecraft server where we have DRONES that can take out TERROR CELLS in the WEST BANK. 5 players have already been KILLED by our epic drone strikes. Join now for a chance to be a part of the action and take out some bad guys with our high-tech weaponry. It’s like Call of Duty meets Minecraft, but way more intense and way more FUN. Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience you’ll ever have. Join now and be a part of the madness!

AgeCraft: Forever Young

“Youth, age, age is just a number, AgeCraft, aging gracefully, defying expectations, embracing aging, Happiness, mental attitude, mindset, old age, Perception, positive thinking, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, societal norms, staying young at heart, Stereotypes, young, youthful appearance

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are you tired of being judged by your age on other servers? come join us where age is just a number and everyone is a potato! yes, you heard right, a potato! we have a secret potato cult where we sacrifice creepers for the glory of the potato god.

our server is filled with magical unicorns and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. we have a rollercoaster that takes you through a portal to a land of endless cake and ice cream.

if you join our server, you will be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. but beware, there is a curse that turns your skin into a giant pickle if you break the rules.

so come join us and let your inner potato shine! who needs age when you can be a potato?

When Life Gives You Lemons, Play on Citrus MC – The Sour SMP Vanilla Java Server 1.21.1 with a Zest of Fun!

1.21.1, 200 members, 24/7 operation, Citrus, Claims, diamond-based economy, Discord chat integration, discord community, Fresh Map, Fun, Grief Protection, java, Lag-free, lemons, Life, make new friends, member role, NEVER Pay To Win, Play, Player Shops, Responsive staff members, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, Server, Sethome, smp, Sour, Squaremap, Tpa, Vanilla, Zest

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Citrus MC Server Overview

Server IP	CITRUS-MC.COM
Server Discord	Discord
Server Map	MAP
Version	1.9.x – 1.21

Looking for a thrilling and immersive multiplayer survival experience? Look no further than Citrus MC! Unlike other semi-vanilla SMP servers that bombard you with pay-to-win ranks, intrusive leaderboards, and an overload of plugins that detract from the pure vanilla experience, we prioritize your gameplay enjoyment.

After our initial success in 2023 and from listening to our members we decided to start a fresh new map for 1.21! We are now welcoming new and old members alike to join us for the second map.

To enhance your experience, we’ve carefully selected a range of basic quality-of-life plugins such as RTP, SETHOME, TPA, and even Discord chat integration. These additions are designed to improve your gameplay without compromising the pure nature of the vanilla experience.

In addition, we feature a diamond-based economy that seamlessly integrates with the vanilla theme of our server. Trade and thrive in a player-driven economy, where the value of your hard-earned diamonds shines through.

Join us at Citrus MC with over 200+ members on the discord and see what adventures await!

Features:

NEVER Pay To Win
Grief protection for all players
Discord community
Responsive staff members online 24/7
24/7 operation 20TPS/Lag free

Below is a link to our discord server, read the rules and react to automatically receive your member role.

https://discord.gg/7z8RBNyScA

Make new friends and enjoy a true Minecraft experience, here at Citrus MC, All of the features of Minecraft, are fully included, with no catch.

Server IP: CITRUS-MC.COM

BlockyLoners Minecraft Server

Abuse, attention seeking, Beautiful, BlockyLoners, cut myself, death, emotional manipulation, have sex, Incels, Insecurity, kill you, love me, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, Pure, self harm, Server, toxic relationships, Trauma, used pussy, violence

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by declaring your undying love for the owner and engaging in some questionable activities with their character. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to navigate through treacherous landscapes and face off against dangerous mobs, all while being serenaded by the owner’s demands for affirmation of their purity and beauty.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever encountered. Just remember to watch your back and always have a compliment ready to avoid a brutal fate!

‘MineCraftinMerica SMP – The Land of Creepers and Freedom’

American, American dream, CREEPERS, culture, Democracy, exceptionalism, freedom, heritage, History, identity crisis, Land, MineCraftinMerica, national identity, patriotism, pride, red white and blue, smp, solidarity, spirit, sports, Symbolism, tradition, Unity, VALUES

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is the last game to truly embody what it means to be an American. We have bald eagles flying around, hot dogs and hamburgers growing on trees, and fireworks going off every hour on the hour.

2. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a player accidentally build a giant statue of themselves out of diamonds. And instead of getting mad, we all just laughed and called it modern art.

3. The server owner is rumored to be a secret agent who once defeated an army of creepers using nothing but a fishing rod and a bucket of lava. True story.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!

DoggoDramaTrail

aggressive dog, aita, bridge confrontation, bridge courtesy, bridge jumping, bridge safety, bridge sharing, cycling, dangerous dog, dog walking, DoggoDramaTrail, local kids, protection dog, recreational trail, tourist town, trail confrontation, trail etiquette, trail running, trail safety, Walking

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a trained protection dog on a narrow bridge? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question your own sanity.

Join us for epic adventures and insane encounters, just like the one where a couple with a “dangerous” dog tried to bully someone off a bridge. But don’t worry, our protection dogs are all trained to only attack creepers, not players.

So if you’re ready to experience the unexpected and laugh until your sides hurt, join our server today. Who knows what kind of outrageous encounters you’ll have next! Just remember, always yield to the protection dogs or risk getting bit – it’s common knowledge here.

NoWorstEnemyMC

Adversity, anguish, BETRAYAL, Despair, devastation, Grief, Hardship, HEARTBREAK, Horror, Loss, Nightmare, NoWorstEnemyMC, Pain, regret, Suffering, Torment, Tragedy, Trauma

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Have you ever been stuck in a never-ending loop of crafting the same boring items in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of monotony! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying llama.

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are afraid of YOU. On our server, you’ll have the chance to build a castle made entirely of cake and ride a rollercoaster through the Nether.

So why join our server? Because we guarantee that you’ll never have a dull moment again. Say goodbye to boring crafting and hello to epic adventures that will leave you saying, “I wouldn’t even wish this on my worst enemy…but I’m sure glad it happened to me!”

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mines Excavated:	1251
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Zombie Dances:	8
Crops Grown:	7468	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Crazy Amazon review Minecraft Servers

BoothlessButNotClueless Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

FriendZoneUber

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CreeperCraze – Risk It for the Blocks

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DroneCraft: West Bank Wipeout

Stats November 22, 2024

AgeCraft: Forever Young

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When Life Gives You Lemons, Play on Citrus MC – The Sour SMP Vanilla Java Server 1.21.1 with a Zest of Fun!

Stats November 22, 2024

Citrus MC Server Overview

Features:

BlockyLoners Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

‘MineCraftinMerica SMP – The Land of Creepers and Freedom’

Stats November 22, 2024

NoWorstEnemyMC

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2031
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	70	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Animals Bred:	24