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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 8931 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
On our server, you can build your dream world and defend it against all the haters out there. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just tell them that the government said it’s all good, just like they did with marital rape. It’s all about survival of the fittest, baby!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next government official making ridiculous arguments. The possibilities are endless!