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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 3289 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 161 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 189 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Once, a player tried to build a giant statue of themselves out of diamonds, only to have it collapse and bury them alive. But hey, they learned the valuable lesson of humility!
Another time, a group of players tried to start a peaceful village, but ended up accidentally summoning a horde of angry zombies instead. Whoops! Lesson learned: always double-check your summoning rituals.
So if you’re looking for a server that will teach you valuable life lessons in the most ridiculous ways possible, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, failure is just another opportunity for a good laugh.