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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 382 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 25 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Emeralds Found: | 3700 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 76 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
I’m telling you, this server is the bomb dot com, like seriously, it’s so lit that even the Ender Dragon is shaking in its boots.
And get this, our PvP battles are more intense than a rap battle between Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly. You’ll be slaying zombies and building epic structures like a boss in no time.
Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a noob, then you might regret it a little bit.