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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 4432 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
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