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CraftyCraft: Where even the creepers have better leadership skills than the President

CraftyCraft, CREEPERS, disastrous leadership, failed presidency, inadequate leadership, incapable leader, Incompetence, ineffective, ineptitude, lack of experience, lack of leadership skills, leadership, leadership failure, leadership incompetence, political failure, poor decision making, president, presidential inadequacy, presidential incompetence, presidential ineffectiveness, Skills, unfit for office, Unqualified, useless president, weak leadership

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9893
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	1189
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Void Gems Collected:	29

Are you tired of being surrounded by incompetent leaders in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the president of your own virtual world! And trust us, you can’t possibly be as useless as the presidents on our server.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will make you question your sanity. From navigating through lava-filled mazes to battling giant chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll actually be a better president in Minecraft than in real life!

So come join us and show the world just how useless you can be as a president in our wacky Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even surprise yourself with your incompetence!

Bratwurst & Blocks: Craft your way through Germania!

Adventure, Ancient, blocks, bratwurst, Craft, culture, discovery, Epic, Europe, Experience, Exploration, folklore, germania, History, Immersive, Journey, Legends, Live your myth, mythical beings, Mythology, storytelling, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8109
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Potions Brewed:	55
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because in Germania, you can live out your wildest myths and fantasies!

Join us on a server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

Explore our vast world filled with majestic castles, mystical forests, and secret underground lairs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.

But that’s not all! In Germania, you can ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil sorcerers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in Germania and let the adventure begin!

Shon’s Blocky Adventures: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Adventures, asmr, blocky, board rules, Clips, CREEPERS, fallenshadow, fear, global rules, Hiatus, Hide, Husbands, ignore, Links, Nise Menhera, Otis, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, Tread, twitch, twitter, VOD, Who

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can marry a schizo loli and have multiple husbands? Look no further! Join our server where Fallenshadow rules with an iron fist and enjoys the company of her many spouses. Make sure to treat her well or face the consequences!

But that’s not all, we also have a Ribbon Cage where you can watch the most entertaining content on the internet. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter accounts, including Nise Menhera and Manager Otis.

Join now before Fallenshadow goes on hiatus and refresh yourself on our global and board rules. Who knows what surprises await you on our server? Previous thread got too crazy? No worries, just report, ignore, and hide those pesky shitposters. See you in the game!

SnowyCraft: Where even the creepers are privileged

5/10, 6’2, being white, CREEPERS, GOD, guy, Indian, kms, Korean, lean, long trail tags, love, NEET, privileged, SnowyCraft, tags, White

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2928
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Star Shards Collected:	168	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of being a neet and just a 5/10 in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a 10/10 stud with abs for days? Done. Want to be a 7-foot-tall giant who can crush blocks with one hand? Easy peasy. And the best part? You can be as white as you want without any judgment! No need to worry about being Korean or Indian here, because on our server, you can be the whitest of them all and still be the coolest cat around. So come join us for some epic adventures and leave all your real-life worries behind!

Crafty Manga Mania

Adventure, Anime, comics, Crafty, creativity, enjoyment, Entertainment, escapism, Fiction, Fun, graphic novels, hobby, imagination, Japanese culture, leisure, Manga, Mania, Otaku, popular culture, Read, Relaxation, storytelling

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all manga lovers out there!

Imagine building your very own manga-inspired world where you can unleash your creativity and bring your favorite characters to life. Want to create a giant Pikachu statue? Go for it! How about a castle inspired by Attack on Titan? The sky’s the limit on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Book of Infinite Knowledge,” rumored to contain all the secrets of the Minecraft universe. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive book, but beware of the challenges and obstacles that stand in your way!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and dive into a world where manga meets Minecraft in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’ in the blink of an eye!

abusive ex, bad friend, Be me, Bipolar, blink, college dating, CraftyCreeperz, disintegrating friendships, Emotional Abuse, Eye, feeling down, feeling guilty, friend conflict, friend drama, gtbe, Loneliness, ltbe, Manipulation, self harm, threatening behavior, toxic relationship, warning signs

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3367
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Crops Grown:	7457
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make all your real-life drama seem like child’s play! Are you tired of toxic relationships and drama? Well, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper blows up your entire base. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special “creeper repellent” plugin that will protect your precious builds from those pesky green monsters.

And if you think your friend drama is bad, just wait until you join our server and witness the epic battles between factions fighting for control of the server. Will you join the peaceful builders or the ruthless griefers? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of blocky adventurers to explore with? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Easy Peasy Minecraft Squeezy

accessible gaming, beginner level, Casual Gaming, difficulty settings, EASY, easy mode, entry level, game difficulty, game settings, Gaming, Gaming Challenges, gaming experience, gaming options, leisurely gaming, low difficulty, Minecraft, no pressure gaming, Peasy, player choice, relaxed gaming, simple-gameplay, Squeezy, stress-free gaming, video games

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	189	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is too easy? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We only have one mode – and that’s ULTRA HARD MODE!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Your only hope for survival is to build a fortress out of exploding TNT blocks and ride a pig into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Unicorn Pig – a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes. Ride one of these beauties into battle and you’ll be unstoppable!

So why settle for easy mode when you can join our server and experience the most insane and ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life? Join us now and prepare for the ultimate challenge – if you dare!

GrugCraft: Where Even Cavemen Support Israel!

Alliance, cavemen, Commitment, Congress, current events, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Government, GrugCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, News, policy, Politics, Public Pledge, Senator Grug, social media, Speech, Support, twitter, united states

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have grown wings and are soaring through the sky, ready to take you on epic adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are experts at giving out loot. Just be careful not to anger them, or they might spit diamonds at you!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our haunted mansion where the ghosts of creepers past roam the halls. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty friendly once you get to know them.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

BlockyBagelCraft – Serving up Minecraft fun with a side of memes! #5136

4koma, Ako, Banners, Binah, BlockyBagelCraft, blue archive, Cherino, chinatsu, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Defense, Events, Friends, Fun, Grand Assault, guides, Ichika, Iori, Joint Firing Drill, kasumi, Limit Break Assault, Manga, memes, Minecraft, News, Nodoka, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, serving, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Shigure, shorts, Side, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Zombie Dances:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Magic Items Found:	5846	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops to uncover the ultimate noodle recipe. Trust us, it’s a lot harder than it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) event, where you’ll have to battle heavy armor-wearing mobs in a dance-off to prove your dominance. Who knew armor could be so stylish?

And let’s not forget about the Total Assault: Binah (Urban) event, where you’ll have to navigate through a bustling city while avoiding rogue hot spring enthusiasts. Can you make it to the finish line without getting splashed?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Booze Blockers: Where Minecraft meets Happy Hour!

age verification, alcohol, awkward, awkward situation, Beverage, Blockers, booze, cashier, Crafty, Happy, hour, ID check, Identification, judgemental, legal age, meets, Minecraft, Purchase, Retail, scrutiny, shopping, Store, strange look, suspicious, transaction, Verification

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mines Excavated:	3592	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of getting strange looks when you try to buy alcohol in real life? Well, fear no more! Join our Minecraft server where you can buy all the virtual alcohol you want without any judgment from cashiers! Our virtual bartenders will even give you a virtual high five for being so cool. So come on down and get drunk on pixels, because why not?