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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 1899 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 9 |
Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there, where even the sharks are on that good good! That’s right, we got sharks sniffing out cocaine and benzoylecgonine like it’s their job (which it kinda is on this server, tbh).
Join us if you wanna swim with the coolest, most high-energy sharks in the game. They’ll lead you to hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and of course, more cocaine than you can shake a pickaxe at.
But be warned, these sharks are no joke. They’ll protect their stash with their lives, so you better come prepared with your best armor and weapons. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even catch a ride on a shark’s back as it speeds through the ocean, leaving a trail of sparkly fish and confetti in its wake.
So what are you waiting for? Dive in and join the party on the “Cocaine Shark” server today! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.
