Alphys Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HotMessMC

climate change, elderly mortality, elderly population, environmental impact, Europe, extreme weather, global warming, heat exhaustion, heat related mortality, heat stroke, heat wave, heat-related deaths, high temperatures, HotMessMC, public health crisis, record breaking year, temperature rise, vulnerable populations, weather patterns, Women’s Health

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2312
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	5671	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Divine Spears Created:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	7205	Towns Built:	8

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR EUROPEANS WHO DIED FROM HEAT STROKE! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL (LITERALLY) THAT YOU WON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MELTING LIKE AN ICE CREAM CONE ON A HOT SUMMER DAY!

WE HAVE EPIC BUILDS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR JAW DROP FASTER THAN THE TEMPERATURES IN EUROPE ROSE IN 2023! OUR COMMUNITY IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE SUN WOULD BE JEALOUS (BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU WON’T DIE FROM HEAT EXPOSURE HERE)!

JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE COOLEST (LITERALLY) SERVER IN THE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! DON’T BE A STATISTIC LIKE THOSE POOR EUROPEANS, JOIN US AND SURVIVE IN STYLE!

LifestealCore

Anarchy, Custom, Events, free, Join, LifeSteal, LifestealCore, Minecraft, Play, Plugin, PvP, Raiding, Ranks

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2348	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

LifestealCore The new era of minecraft, having the famous plugin known as “lifesteal” this is a quite a lot interesting concept and is pretty fun to play with. This server has custom plugins, ranks and regular events on the servers. Make sure to join us and give us a try we are totally free to join and play! join us by the ip play.lifestealcore.fun

play.lifestealcore.fun:21876

Levy’s Modded Servers: Where Minecraft meets the Matrix and cows play cards!

1 TB NVME SSD, 64 GB memory, ATM10.minecraftnoob.com, backups, building, Cards, Community, Cows, Discord, i5 12600KF, Levys, matrix, meets, Midwest US, Minecraft, Modded, New faces, Play, plexiglass.minecraftnoob.com, revelation.minecraftnoob.com, Server, Servers, Small Community, smp, Updates

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Name	Server Address
ATM10	ATM10.minecraftnoob.com:25567
FTB Plexiglass Mountain	plexiglass.minecraftnoob.com:25566
FTB Revelation	revelation.minecraftnoob.com

I highly recommend joining our Discord to keep in touch with us for updates and to report any issues: Discord Invite Link

Server Specs:

i5-12600KF
64 GB of memory
1 TB NVME SSD (for live saves)
5 1TB HDDs (for backups)

FAQ:

1. Are there any banned items on the servers?

Yes, we have certain items banned on each server to maintain server stability and a fair gameplay environment. Please check the specific server rules for more information.

2. How do I join the server?

You can join by entering the server address provided above in your Minecraft client. Make sure you have the correct modpack installed if required.

3. Is PvP allowed on the servers?

PvP rules vary by server. Please refer to the server-specific rules for more information.

4. How can I report an issue or suggest a new feature?

We encourage players to join our Discord server and submit their reports or suggestions there. Our staff members actively monitor the Discord server for any feedback.

MineTale Server – /utg/ Edition

books, booru, comicbin, Deltarune, Edition, FANART, fangamebin, fangamer, image collections, itch.io, legends of localization, merchandise, MineTale, recommendbin, Screenshots, Server, spoilers, Steam, text dumps, Thread Template, toby fox, Undertale, utg, writebins

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4012
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Towns Built:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, the Blow Me Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 spoilers before they even come out! That’s right, we’re so ahead of the game that we know what’s going to happen before it even happens.

2. Our server is like the Old Game, but on steroids. The Old Game’s Demo? Pfft, we’ve got the full game and then some. And don’t even get me started on the New Game’s Progress – it’s so mind-blowing, you’ll think you’re in a whole new dimension.

3. We’ve got merch that will make your Minecraft character look cooler than ever. Want an Undertale Artbook? We’ve got it. Need some Legends of Localization – Undertale swag? We’ve got that too. Your character will be the envy of all other players.

4. And if you need a break from all the action, we’ve got books, text dumps, image collections, and even a Booru (whatever that is) to keep you entertained for hours on end. You’ll never want to leave our server once you join.

So what are you waiting for? Join the Blow Me Edition Minecraft server now and experience the most insane and epic gameplay of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

alligator, Bear, bicycle, Bull, Cardio, Cats, Cheese, comedy, cookie, cornfield, couples, Crafting, Dinosaur, dont, eggs, Fish, foot, Frogs, funny, Golf, grape, gym, Happiness, humor, jokes, Laughter, Math, Minecraft, Ninjas, noodle, nose, oysters, Party, Penguin, Picture, planet, Puns, relationships, Scarecrow, Shoes, Skeletons, smp, snowman, Space, squirrel, teeth, tissue dance, tomato, towel, Vampire

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

BBQ Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, awaiting sentencing, bbq, blowing it out of proportion, crown court, DAUGHTER, Drama, family bbq, Guilty, guy, harm, husband, indecent images, magistrates, Minecraft, out of order, parents, potential harm, refusing, Safe, serious, Server, sisters

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5776
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Star Shards Collected:	269
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magic Items Found:	8819

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take child safety very seriously! Unlike some family BBQs, we don’t invite creepy guys who are awaiting sentencing for looking at indecent images of children. Join us and rest assured that your little ones will be safe from any shady characters.

We understand the importance of keeping your family protected, which is why we have a zero-tolerance policy for sketchy individuals. Don’t worry about receiving nasty messages from your family members – on our server, the only messages you’ll get are ones of support and camaraderie.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, keep your daughter safe from any potential harm. Because when it comes to child safety, we don’t mess around.

NoBabysitNoProblem

Babysitting, babysitting challenges, complicated deliveries, family communication, family conflict resolution, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, NoBabysitNoProblem, parenting advice, parenting struggles, sibling bond, sibling conflict, sibling fights, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling rivalry management, sibling rivalry solutions, sisterly love.

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of babysitting two little demons in disguise? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from sibling rivalry hell! Join us and leave the screaming matches and toy-throwing behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where hugs actually work (we promise, no fighting cats here)!

Our server is so amazing that even the most experienced babysitters couldn’t handle the chaos of these two sisters. With over 20 failed attempts at finding a sitter who can handle the drama, it’s clear that only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in our world.

So why join our server? Because if you can handle babysitting these two sisters, you can handle anything Minecraft throws at you. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape the real world for a place where sibling rivalry is a thing of the past (unless you count PvP battles, but those are way more fun)? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelPleasurePalace

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	194	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of trying to impress the ladies with your fancy cars and smooth dance moves, only to find out they’re not impressed? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate aphrodisiac for the ladies! Join us and watch as women swoon over your pixelated creations and epic redstone contraptions. Who needs a six-pack when you have a six-story castle made entirely out of diamond blocks?

Forget about trying to impress women with outdated pickup lines and cheesy compliments. On our server, all you need to do is show off your epic building skills and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey. Trust us, nothing gets the ladies going like a man who knows his way around a crafting table.

So why waste your time and money on fancy dinners and expensive gifts when you can join our Minecraft server and have women falling at your virtual feet? Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who went from forever alone to the king of the server in just one week. Join now and start building your way to a love life that’s blocky but beautiful!

KurskKontrolCraft1000

Commander, Conflict, control, Defense, eastern europe, forces, international relations, Kursk region, KurskKontrolCraft1000, Military, Military operations, military strategy, occupation, russia, Russian Invasion, square kilometers, territorial expansion, Territory, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6268
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the top Ukrainian commander is in charge and he’s like taking over Russia’s Kursk region? Well, now’s your chance, bro! We’ve got 1,000 square kilometers of pure Minecraft madness for you to explore and conquer. Join us if you want to be part of the most epic battle in Minecraft history! Plus, we have free cake every Friday and a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in the world of blocks!

FireCraft: EuroHeatwave

air pollution, athens, carbon emissions, carbon pollution, climate change, climate crisis, death toll, environmental impact, environmental policy, EuroHeatwave, Europe, european union, extreme weather, FIRECRAFT, global warming, health crisis, Heat Waves, heat-related deaths, hot weather, natural disasters, public health, Wildfires

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

yo, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, it’s like the weather in europe last year – HOT AF. we got so much carbon pollution, it’s like a party for the planet. but don’t worry, we won’t let u die like those 50,000 peeps, we got u covered.

our server is so fire, it’s like them wildfires in athens, but in a good way. u gonna be burning up with excitement when u see all the crazy builds and epic battles we got going on. trust me, it’s gonna be a BLAST.

so come on over and join the fun, cuz this server is gonna be hotter than a heatwave in europe. just make sure to bring some sunscreen, cuz things are about to get LIT.