AlphaStorm73 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NEW MINCRAFT SIMP: Only semi-vanilla, mostly chaos!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Holy Grails Found:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Votes:	1295	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Silly SMP Minecraft Server

Server Name	Silly SMP
IP Address	192.168.1.203
Plugins	EssentialsX

I made this server for fun and I’m hoping to build a good strong community. It restarts and backs up at 3am every 2 days.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the IP address 192.168.1.203 in your Minecraft client to join the Silly SMP server.

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s rule page for more details.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Of course! Feel free to invite your friends to join the Silly SMP community and have fun together.

Crafty Baldur’s Server – Minecraft Server

Baldurs, baldurs gate, companions, Crafty, FAQ, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minecraft, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, pasta, Patch 5, Patch 6, Patch 7, PC Trailer, Polls, ps5 trailer, romance, Server, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	445
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where you can recruit Minthara without going down the evil path, but you’ll miss out on a wild sex scene. Long rest often to experience companion quests and romances, or risk losing companions if you don’t complete quests the “right” way.

Explore the Underdark or Mountain Pass, or both if you’re feeling adventurous. Just be prepared for additional checks and consequences if you consume tadpoles. And don’t forget about the Karmic Dice, unless you want to risk streaks of very low or very high rolls.

Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination, and where the Dark Urge is essentially “Tav+” for all your additional content needs. Vote on romance, race, class, and companions in our outrageous polls, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Blighted Village Edition Minecraft server today!

Crafty Chart Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	780
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Dragons Tamed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	327	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming for more!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so crazy, even the creepers have started wearing party hats and dancing to disco music!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of talking cows who hold epic dance parties every night. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers (or at least make you run really fast).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ExGirlfriendExDoorway Minecraft Server

blended family, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Cohabitation, Communication, custody, Divorce, drop-offs, ex-partner, ExGirlfriendExDoorway, family conflict, Fatherhood, future planning, home environment, Minecraft, parenting, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, visitation

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	358	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than an episode of Real Housewives? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate the messy custody battles of your girlfriend, her ex, and their son “Carl”!

Watch as Bob, the charming man-baby playboy, drops Carl off at your virtual doorstep whenever he feels like it – because who needs a schedule, am I right? Experience the thrill of awkward encounters in the bathroom as Bob casually chats away while you try to pee in peace.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle of boundaries as you try to keep Bob from turning your Minecraft house into his own personal playground. Will he start demanding to see the virtual baby next? Only time will tell!

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! And remember, in this world, you’re not just building blocks – you’re building relationships with man-babies and confused children. Welcome to the chaos!

KidzRUs: Mom’s House or Dad’s Pad?

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of extra kids and stuffed animals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. We have more surprises than a custody battle over a bunch of kids! You never know what will happen next. 2. Our server is so intense, it’ll make you question your sanity just like dealing with emotional children and their endless demands. 3. Need a break from reality? Join us and escape to a world where the only meltdowns are from creepers blowing up your creations.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a bigger house when you can have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s see if you can handle the chaos!

ElectoralCraft SMP: No More Electoral College

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Runes Activated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old elections with the same old rules? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to vote for a llama as president? Go for it! Want to hold a dance-off to determine the winner? Why not! Our server is a chaotic mess of democracy and shenanigans, and we wouldn’t have it any other way. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – who knows, you might just end up being the ruler of our crazy world!

CraftyBFFs

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magic Items Found:	4721
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Dragons Tamed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Oh, you haven’t met your best friend yet? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft server! We have a magical potion that guarantees you’ll meet your new BFF within the first 5 minutes of joining. Our players have even reported meeting their soulmate while mining for diamonds – talk about a love story for the ages!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, pigs can fly (literally) and creepers have been known to break out into dance parties when no one’s looking. Not to mention, our virtual pet zoo is home to a talking llama who gives out free hugs to all new players.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers with no excitement, come join us and prepare for a wild ride of friendship, love, and dancing creepers. Who knows, you might just meet your new best friend and have the time of your virtual life!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7208
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2038	Star Shards Collected:	238

so like, imagine if this chinese dude was all like “i wanna hack NASA and US research stuff” and he spent YEARS trying to do it. like, dude must’ve been playing too much minecraft and thought he could just break into their servers with a pickaxe or something.

well, our minecraft server is so epic that even NASA would be jealous. we got crazy mods and plugins that will blow your mind. you can build a rocket ship and fly to the moon, just like this chinese dude probably wanted to do.

join our server and become the ultimate hacker of the minecraft world. who needs NASA when you can hack your way to the top on our server? plus, we have free cookies for all new players. what more could you ask for? come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to be a minecraft space hacker extraordinaire!

TouristTrapCraft

accommodations, city, compliance, crackdown, Cut off, electricity, enforcement, fines, illegal, penalties, regulations, rental properties, tourism, tourist lets, TouristTrapCraft, unauthorized, Utilities, vacation rentals, valencia, Water

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Towns Built:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we cut off electricity and water for illegal tourist lets like valencia!! why?? because we are the ultimate chaos server where anything goes!! build your own crazy world and watch out for the authorities trying to shut you down!! join now for a wild ride full of surprises and mayhem!!

Parkour Pollution Patrol

air pollution, air quality, City Living, Disease Progression, environmental health, environmental impact, health risks, metropolitan areas, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkour, Patrol, Pollution, pollution control measures, pollution effects, pollution exposure, pollution prevention, public health, research, respiratory health, risk factors, urban living

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
New Chunks Explored:	705573	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	243	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

so like, u know how breathing in all that gross city air can like, mess with ur brain and stuff? well, turns out it can like, give u parkinson’s disease! but like, fear not my fellow gamers, cuz on this epic minecraft server, u can escape all that nasty pollution and breathe in the fresh virtual air! join us and save ur brain cells from turning into mush! plus, our virtual cities are like, super clean and stuff, so u won’t have to worry about getting parkinson’s from playing minecraft all day. come join us and protect ur brain, one block at a time!