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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 4368 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground lair where all the diamonds are made of cheese and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dudes lookin’ for a hug. Plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and farts rainbows. True story, bro.
And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that Putin himself tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the awesomeness. He was all like, “Not my fault, this server is too lit for me.” So if you wanna be cooler than Putin, come join us and let the good times roll, baby!