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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 9216 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
But that’s not all – we also have weight gain and loss mechanics that will have you questioning your in-game diet choices. Eat too many virtual burgers and watch as your character balloons up like a balloon animal at a birthday party. Or, if you prefer a more svelte look, simply stick to a diet of virtual kale and watch the pounds melt away.
So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious mechanics in all of Minecraft. Who needs realistic gameplay when you can have a beard that puts Gandalf to shame and a weight fluctuation that would make Oprah proud? Join us now and let the madness begin!