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Censored Avif on /g/ Minecraft SMP

Apple, AVIF, censored, Censorship, controversy, data, Digital Media, discussion, file formats, Forums, G.., image compression, INFORMATION, internet, JPEG XL, Minecraft, online censorship, online communities, privacy, smp, spammers, Technology

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Farms Harvested:	289
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Are you tired of the avif vs jpeg xl debate taking over your favorite Minecraft SMP server (/g/)? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our wacky and wild server where avif is celebrated and apple’s adoption of jpeg xl is just a hilarious punchline.

We promise that no information about avif will be censored here, unless it’s so mind-blowingly ridiculous that even the spammers can’t handle it. So come on over and join us for some avif-filled fun, where the only thing getting deleted is your worries about the jpeg xl takeover. Let’s make /g/ great again!

Grandma’s Honest Craft Minecraft Server

accusations, blended family, bullying, Craft, Cruelty, custody, Divorce, family, Food, Grandmas, Grandparents, Honest, Inheritance, life changing, lying.., Minecraft, money troubles, proof, refusal, Remarried, Server, Siblings, strict instructions, Support

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Void Gems Collected:	38
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	382	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of family drama and money troubles in real life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from all that nonsense! Our server is filled with adventure, fun, and no annoying step-siblings asking for your inheritance money.

Explore our virtual world and build your own empire without worrying about greedy parents trying to get their hands on your hard-earned loot. Join now and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some epic battles!

Who needs real-life siblings when you can have virtual ones who won’t steal your inheritance? Join our server now and show your mom that you don’t need her money-grubbing ways in your life. Are you the AITA in this situation? Not on our server – here, you’re the hero of your own story!

DisabilityDishDuty – AITA Minecraft Server

accommodations, aita, Behavior, Cerebral Palsy, Communication, disability, DisabilityDishDuty, discipline, education, emotional response, Excuses, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, LIMITATIONS, Minecraft, parenting, raising voice, RESPONSIBILITY, scolding, self esteem, self worth, Server, special needs, Support

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Animals Bred:	102	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a superhero? Look no further than our server! We have a special feature that gives all players the ability to fly, just like Superman! No need to worry about limitations here, because on our server, everyone can soar through the skies like a majestic eagle.

Join us and experience the thrill of flying high above the clouds, exploring the vast world of Minecraft like never before. Our server is perfect for players of all ages and abilities, whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out. Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never feel alone on your epic flying adventures.

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner superhero! Fly like the wind and show the world that disabilities are no match for your soaring spirit. Don’t let anything hold you back, not even gravity! Fly high, my friends, fly high!

TelAvivCraft Minecraft Server

Arabian Peninsula, Attack, Backed, ballistic missile, Conflict, Houthis, international relations, iran, Iran-backed, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Missile, RETALIATION, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Server, Tel Aviv, TelAvivCraft, Tension, threat, War

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Star Shards Collected:	150
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

so, like, this server is so lit that even the houthis are tryna get in on the action! they be firin’ missiles left and right tryna land near tel aviv, but don’t worry, our server is totally safe from their shenanigans. join us for some epic minecraft battles and maybe even dodge a missile or two while you’re at it. who knew gaming could be so dangerous and exhilarating at the same time? come join the madness now!

HamasHostageHavoc

civilian casualties, civilian deaths, collateral damage, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasHostageHavoc, high probability, hostages killed, IDF probe, international law, investigation, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strike, senior Hamas terrorist, strike, targeted killing, Terrorism, war crime

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5198
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Villages Defended:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got, like, dragons and unicorns and all that jazz. But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the Macarena on command. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers give out free hugs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Drug Bust Server

Bust, consumption levels, Crafty, criminalization, criminalization of drug use, DRUG, drug addiction, drug laws, drug overdose, drug policy, drug supply, drug trafficking, drug use, drug-related deaths, drug-related deaths study, expensive drugs, healthcare needs, problematic use, public health, reduced consumption, reduced supply, Server, study, substance abuse

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7976
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mines Excavated:	1442	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

so, like, imagine this: you join this super cool minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, man. we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s wild. but the best part is, we got this secret underground drug ring going on. you can mine for diamonds and trade them for some sweet, sweet potions that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. and get this, there’s no consequences for using drugs on our server. no reduced supply or crazy expensive prices, just pure fun. so come join us and get ready for the trip of a lifetime, dude.

Jobless Degenerates Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping mechanisms, Dead, Degenerates, discrimination, family, family dynamics, Fine, Gender Roles, Jobless, mental health, Minecraft, Schizophrenic, Server, societal issues, Struggles, Support, unemployment, wellbeing, Women, young males

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Potions Brewed:	48	Void Armor Forged:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all the young males in our family are either jobless degenerates or dead, but don’t worry, the women are thriving! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the virtual world, building epic structures and battling mobs with our trusty diamond swords. Who needs a stable family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of our unemployed relatives, adding an extra layer of excitement to your gameplay. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our dysfunctional family Minecraft server!

Funny Ancestors 1800s Minecraft SMP

1800’s, ANCESTORS, controversial, cultural norms, Evil, funny, generational differences, History, Jail, Marriage, Minecraft, moral standards., Pedos, perspective, smp, social constructs, society, taboo, teenager girls, time period, time travel, West

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where time travel and questionable marriage choices are all part of the fun! Join us as we build a world where our ancestors from the 1800s would be considered criminals for marrying teenage girls. Who knew the Wild West was actually built by so-called “pedos”?! Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and hilarious adventures. Just make sure to leave your moral compass at the door!

DisownedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, apologized, Blamed, brother, college, Cruel, Debts, decent life, disowned, DisownedCraft, EMBARRASSMENT, family, financial trouble, financially, forgiveness, Friends, Harsh, Jobs, kicked out, Let it go, lost it, Minecraft, outing, parents, refusing to support, Rent, Server, stopped supporting, SURVIVE, torn, ultra-conservative, Younger Brother

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level! Join us for a chance to escape your own family issues and dive into a world where you can build, create, and thrive without any financial burdens.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or debts. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and let go of any grudges you may be holding onto. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Join us now and let go of all your anger and resentment towards your family members. Build bridges instead of walls, and maybe even invite your brother to play with you. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a way to forgive him in the virtual world before doing so in real life.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the healing begin. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

WifeGuardianCraft

Apology, attention seeking, Bikini, Boundaries, children, Confrontation, cultural sensitivity, cussing out, ethnicity, guests, host, Indian, insulting, Jealousy, offensive, pool party, representation, social etiquette, Vulgar, Wife, WifeGuardianCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8418
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of delicious stew! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the time I (M31) and my wife (F28) crashed a pool party!

Picture this: my wife, with her amazing figure and stunning bikini, causing a stir among the party guests. Our host and her friends were so jealous, they started throwing shade left and right. But when they called my wife an “attention whore,” I couldn’t hold back and let them have it!

Now, you may be thinking, “Why join this Minecraft server?” Well, let me tell you – we have the most diverse group of players, just like the mix of guests at that pool party. Represent your ethnicity and stand up for what’s right, even if it means causing a little chaos.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a jalapeño, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to speak your mind – just like I did at that unforgettable pool party!