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| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 448 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 3997 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs and stuff. you gotta join cuz, like, the server is run by a secret society of llamas who can, like, speak fluent pig latin. and, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. it’s, like, totally legit, bro. plus, we have, like, a secret underground disco party every saturday night where herobrine himself shows up to bust a move. so, like, join now before the llamas change their minds, man.
