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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 1675 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 257 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Join us for a chance to compete against Simone Biles in a virtual gymnastics competition – she may be a pro in real life, but can she handle the pressure of Minecraft gymnastics? And don’t even get us started on Olivia Dunne – she may be a benchwarmer in real life, but in our SMP, she’s the queen of the arena battles!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who are obsessed with white Nordic blondes and Asian fetishes – you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon in our world. So come join us for a laugh-out-loud experience that you’ll never forget!