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  • Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General

    Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 8108
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Mythical Swords Crafted: 35
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Gods Slained: 2 Mines Excavated: 1702
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 126 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is already from China, just like the cheap chink shit you see on various sites. Join us as we discuss the most outrageous deals and products that will make you question reality.

    First rule of our server: if it looks too good to be true, it probably is. But who cares when you can get a knockoff diamond sword for half the price?

    Check out our useful links for TWS IEM reviews, a new guide that’s a work in progress, and even a wiki dedicated to chink shit general. And don’t forget to click on the Mergeboss links, where you can post your own unbelievable finds.

    Looking for headphones or earbuds? Head over to /g/iemg. Need a cheap smartphone recommendation? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, check out /vr/hhg for all the latest deals.

    Join us for some hilarious discussions and insane stories about the craziest products you can find online. Who needs real diamonds when you can have a pixelated knockoff version in Minecraft? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s explore the world of cheap chink shit together.

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  • GeoffCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    GeoffCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 6120
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 63 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Towns Built: 8
    Void Gems Collected: 25 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day with its outrageous and hilarious antics!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with LGBTQIA+ reinforcements, ESG payments to game studios, and drag queen story hour performances that will leave you in stitches. Who needs Kojima’s wasted budget or Angry Joe’s YouTube rants when you can be part of the most epic Minecraft server around?

    Forget about the chuds and boring game ads, because on our server, anything goes. From wild game awards to insane collaborations with WWE superstars and pizza-loving game developers, you’ll never have a dull moment.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with Kevin Nash or Anthony Burch himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pay2PlayCraft

    Pay2PlayCraft
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 7270
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Divine Spears Created: 16
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hosting parties for your broke friends who can’t even show up on time or pay their fair share? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your party hosting woes behind!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual BBQ party and invite all your friends without worrying about latecomers or freeloaders. And the best part? You don’t have to split the cost of food and drinks because everything is free in the virtual world!

    Say goodbye to disrespectful guests who don’t appreciate your efforts and hello to a community of players who understand the importance of being responsible and considerate. Don’t let one bad apple ruin your party-planning experience – join our server today and let the fun begin!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and start throwing the most epic virtual parties without any of the drama! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bookworms Minecraft Server

    Bookworms Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 6768
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 90 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the literary masterpiece you’ve been waiting for! Picture this: instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for hidden book pages scattered throughout the world. And instead of fighting off zombies, you’ll be battling grammar police who are out to correct your spelling mistakes! But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a giant library made entirely out of enchanted books? Well, now you can! So come join us on this wild adventure and let’s turn the page on boring Minecraft servers together!

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  • RetroCraft: Where Dial-Up is Ancient History!

    RetroCraft: Where Dial-Up is Ancient History!
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 7777
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Mines Excavated: 3907 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Potions Brewed: 170
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember when everyone used to play Minecraft on those basic servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, those days are long gone, my friend! Step into the future with our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

    Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriend a talking chicken who will give you valuable life advice (trust us, he’s a wise old bird). Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

    So why waste your time on those outdated servers when you could be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community around? Come join us and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

    TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 1507
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 84
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Mines Excavated: 3368
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Alien Abductions: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know what’s even more outrageous than u.s. arms sales to taiwan? joining our minecraft server, duh! like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. it’s like a party in your computer screen, man. plus, if u join, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. yeah, u heard me right. so come on, join our server and let’s show those taiwan arms sales who’s boss!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LegitCraft: Ukraine’s Call, Not Putin’s

    LegitCraft: Ukraine’s Call, Not Putin’s
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 9462
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 30 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs and stuff. you gotta join cuz, like, the server is run by a secret society of llamas who can, like, speak fluent pig latin. and, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. it’s, like, totally legit, bro. plus, we have, like, a secret underground disco party every saturday night where herobrine himself shows up to bust a move. so, like, join now before the llamas change their minds, man.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockbusterBlunders

    BlockbusterBlunders
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 3005
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine if you could enter your fave book or movie but in MINECRAFT form. like, you could be chilling in hogwarts with steve from minecraft or fighting zombies with spiderman. this server is like a portal to all your fave stories but with a twist – everything is made out of blocks and you gotta mine for resources to survive. trust me, you’ve never experienced harry potter or avengers like this before. join now and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CBNcraft: Sleepytime Server

    CBNcraft: Sleepytime Server
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 313
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 19 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like taking a small dose of cannabinol and entering a whole new world of adventure and fun!

    our server is so lit that it will reduce all ur nighttime awakenings and sleep disturbances cuz u won’t be able to stop playing! it’s like a placebo-controlled investigation into the effects of pure awesomeness on ur gaming experience.

    come join us and embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle epic mobs like never before. trust me, once u join, u won’t wanna leave. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

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  • ZillaSMP: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones, but with more cannons and brews!

    ZillaSMP: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones, but with more cannons and brews!
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 1791
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 359 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Enchantments Applied: 216
    Mines Excavated: 4313 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Runes Activated: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 12

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    ZillaSMP; Kingdoms and Politics
    ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics. It’s almost like an entirely new game inside of Minecraft! (no mods are required to join)
    ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England; just as King Alfred’s kingdom of Wessex took its last stand against the vikings. It’s not intended to be 100% historically or geographically accurate, it’s meant to serve as a playable “alternate timeline” that is written through player actions and roleplay.
    As with any roleplay server, there are many different roles you can choose or be selected for; knight, pirate, viking, lord, liege, etc. There are many kingdoms spread out in ZillaSMP’s 20k by 20k sized map; allowing chances for trade, war, conflict, and negotiations.

    Features:

    • Different medieval faction types, like kingdoms, knighthoods, trade guilds, and viking tribes
    • A feudalistic hierarchy and land claim system
    • Lore, which is written through player roleplay
    • Proximity-based voice chat
    • An RPG mob leveling system based on experience
    • Tradable currency and chest shops
    • Cannons
    • Real boats that you can build, captain, and attach cannons to
    • Real tactical planning and defense building

    More Information:

    To learn more about ZillaSMP, please check out our gameplay guide.

    How to Join:

    To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel.

    FAQ:

    1. Is ZillaSMP a modded server?

    No, ZillaSMP does not require any mods to join. It is a vanilla Minecraft server with custom features and mechanics.

    2. How do I choose a role in ZillaSMP?

    Players are free to choose their own roles on ZillaSMP, such as knight, pirate, viking, lord, or any other medieval-themed role. Roles can also be selected through in-game interactions and roleplay.

    3. Can I form my own kingdom in ZillaSMP?

    Yes, players are able to establish their own kingdoms within the game, complete with land claims, hierarchy, and other medieval elements. This allows for player-driven politics, conflict, and alliances.

    4. Are there specific rules for naval warfare in ZillaSMP?

    While there are guidelines for naval combat, such as the use of cannons on boats and strategic planning, players have the freedom to engage in naval warfare as they see fit. Just remember to follow the server’s rules and guidelines for fair play.

    5. How can I join ZillaSMP?

    To join ZillaSMP, simply join the Discord server linked above and follow the instructions provided in the ZillaSMP Info channel. From there, you can connect to the server and start your medieval roleplay adventure.

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  • LostCraft Minecraft Server

    LostCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 626
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Villages Defended: 19
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Star Shards Collected: 145
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you questioning reality? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is like “Where do you think they are today?” Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Are you ready to dive into a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky? Join now and let the madness begin!

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