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Final Fantasy Circlejerk Minecraft SMP

Beloved, circlejerk, classic, critique, fan favorites., fanbase, Fandom, FANTASY, ff7, FINAL, Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy series, final fantasy vii, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, iconic, long-running series, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgia overload, RPG, smp, video games

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just blend together like a bad potion recipe? Well, look no further because our server is like the Final Fantasy series on steroids!

Join us and escape the mundane world of Minecraft where every server feels like a rehash of the same old thing. Our server is like a Final Fantasy game gone wild, with epic quests, crazy boss battles, and a community that is more chaotic than a Chocobo race on steroids.

Forget about boring old FF7, on our server, every Final Fantasy game is fair game. From FF1 to FF15, we’ve got it all covered. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, why not create your own Final Fantasy game within Minecraft? The possibilities are endless!

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the madness of a Final Fantasy circlejerk like never before? Join now and let the adventure begin!

RegretfulNoob – Minecraft SMP

advice, Awareness, Development, discovery, education, Experience, growth, hindsight, Insight, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, MISTAKES, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, RegretfulNoob, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Do you ever wish you could turn back time and learn important life lessons sooner? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can do just that! Join us and experience a virtual world where you can make all the mistakes you want without any real-life consequences. Forget about regretting not learning that lesson earlier, because here you can learn it in the most hilarious and absurd ways possible!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you accidentally hit a block of TNT, blowing up your entire base. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can just laugh it off and start fresh with a new base in no time. And who knows, maybe next time you’ll remember to be more careful when mining!

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride full of crazy mishaps, unexpected twists, and valuable life lessons learned the most ridiculous way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

180Craft: Life Flips & Pixel Tricks

180Craft, biggest life change, complete turnaround, dramatic transformation, drastic change, flips, fresh start, Life, life altering event, life transition, life-changing experience., major shift, new beginning, overcoming obstacles, paradigm shift., personal development, personal growth, PIXEL, Positive Change, radical transformation, sudden change, transformation, Tricks, turning point, unexpected change

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Enchantments Applied:	94
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Have you ever seen someone go from living in a dirt hut to ruling over an entire kingdom in just one Minecraft day? Well, that’s the kind of epic transformation you can expect on our server! Join us and witness players go from mining for coal to riding dragons and battling giant creepers in epic PvP battles. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the crazy rollercoaster of a life that awaits you on our server!

MissileCruiseCraft

aerial warfare, air defense, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, Drones, idf, IDF operations, intelligence, intercepts, iraq, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile defense, MissileCruiseCraft, national security, north, SECURITY, South, Surveillance, threat detection

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE INTERCEPT CRUISE MISSILES AND DRONES FIRED FROM IRAQ AT NORTH AND SOUTH HAHAHA. WE GOTTA PROTECT OUR BLOCKS FROM THOSE SNEAKY ATTACKS, ONLY THE BRAVEST BLOCK BUILDERS CAN SURVIVE HERE. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE A BLOCKY HERO AND SAVE THE DAY FROM EVIL DRONES AND MISSILES. LET’S BUILD A FORTRESS TOGETHER AND DEFEND OUR LAND FROM THE CRAZY THREATS. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO INTENSE AND EXCITING?! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BLOCKY WARRIOR!

Neuron Nonsense Minecraft Server

Brain, brain activity, brain function, cell populations, cognitive processes, Cognitive science, Language, language comprehension, language processing, linguistic analysis, linguistic processing, Minecraft, neural activity, neurology, neuron, neurons, neuroscience, nonsense, research, scientists, Server, strings of words, timescales, Words

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Void Gems Collected:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Emeralds Found:	6183	Zombie Dances:	0

so like, imagine this server is like your brain but on different timescales, man. some parts of the server respond to one word, while others respond to strings of words. it’s like a whole new level of brain power, dude. join this server and unlock the secrets of language-processing areas in your brain, man. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover. maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft language wizard, casting spells with your words and building epic structures with your mind. come join us on this mind-bending adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. let’s get weird together, man.

Seeking faction members! No, we are not desperate… okay, maybe just a little [Factions]

bicameral, DESPERATE, Economy, Eodred, Esmond, Faction, Factions, Gohirm, Government, History, Ideology, leader, Lore, members, Minecraft, national bolshevism, Politics, presidential republic, Propaganda, seeking, Server, Small, Spyridon Êadoulv, SUPREME COURT, under dog, Viridia

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Emeralds Found:	1628
Dragon Scales Harvested:	141	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Full Faction Name	Republic of Rondor (Կվաանեօնան կյաչ Ռօնդօռ)
Current Government and Ideology	Bicameral presidential republic, national bolshevism
Leader	President Spyridon Êadoulv (Պռեսիդիեենտ Սպըռիդօն Եեադօւլվ)
Lore	According to Rondorian self-made propaganda history, Rondor was created after a peaceful political meeting between the former prince of Gohirm/former king of Rondor, Eodred/Esmond, and the supreme court of Gohirm to let Rondor become its own nation and take over all of Gohirm’s land. What really happened, was that the Gohirmian economy and politics was crumbling due to the 83 years long mafia leadership of Sêgeodvas (991-1074), so the Gohirmian prince Eodred left Gohirm in early 1076, and on the night of November 21st 1076, he and an army invaded Gohirm and killed all political opponents including King Theomund VII of Gohirm. After that was done, the Kingdom of Rondor was created and Eodred was crowned as King Esmond. No Rondorian has since spoken of what really happened on November 21st.
Motto	Nadrêch!/Նադռեեչ! (Onwards!), Feogt Êglaed’ie (No translation)
Additional Information	-National animal: Eagle -National flower: Bluebell -Architecture style: Early English medieval and wild west -Official language: Ypsilonian -Year system: Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad who enslaved the Rondorian people. The current year 1084

FAQs:

Question	Answer
What type of server is Ronder?	Ronder is a small underdog faction on the Minecraft server Viridia.
How can I join the Republic of Rondor?	You can join the faction by contacting President Spyridon Êadoulv through Discord or joining the Rondor server.
What languages are spoken in Rondor?	The official language of Rondor is Ypsilonian.
What is the current year in Rondor?	Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad, and the current year is 1084.
What is the national animal and flower of Rondor?	The national animal is the eagle and the national flower is the bluebell.

Crafty Toronto School – Minecraft Server

activism, Aviva Klompas, Canada, controversy, Crafty, discrimination, Diversity, education, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humiliation, inclusion, intolerance, Jewish child, Minecraft, pro-muslim protest, protest, Religion, religious bias, School, Server, social justice, Students, Toronto

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Votes:	2181
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon lets loose on the dance floor!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds instead of wool! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants you infinite hunger and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Hezbollah Failed Minecraft SMP

Conflict, current events, discussion, extremist group, Failed, failed attack, failed attempt., failed mission, failed operation, failed plan, failed revenge, failed strategy, hezbollah, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, POL, RETALIATION, retaliation attempt, Revenge, smp, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6645
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have epic battles, crazy events, and even a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so wild that even Hezbollah tried to launch a revenge attack on us, but they failed miserably because our players are just too skilled. /pol/ is even too scared to mention it because they know we’re the real deal.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, danger, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our epic Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ClassyCraft Minecraft Server

#business class, ClassyCraft, Communication, Company, compromise, Conversation, decision, disagreement, fiancée, Fight, Financial, Flight, luxury, Minecraft, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Server, social anxiety, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upgrade, work

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Chimeras Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build to your heart’s content.

Join us and leave behind the stress of deciding who gets the business class seat on a flight. On our server, everyone gets a first-class experience, no fighting necessary!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. Who needs business class when you can trade secrets with spooky mobs?

So come join us on our server, where the only fights you’ll have are with zombies and skeletons. It’s a no-drama zone, just pure Minecraft fun!

CryCraftSwedeSass

aita, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CryCraftSwedeSass, crying, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, death, Disrespect, Elderly, family dynamics, foreign exchange student, inappropriate language, misunderstanding, not supporting, sensitivity, Support, Swedish tradition, Sympathy, Tension, Wife

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	2516	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from tense family situations like the one described above! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy Swedish songs that won’t offend anyone’s elderly relatives.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time, without worrying about accidentally triggering a family feud. Plus, our foreign exchange students are all well-versed in appropriate birthday songs, so you can rest assured that no one will storm out in a fit of rage.

So come join us for a fun-filled experience that will leave you laughing and wondering why you ever considered singing questionable songs in the first place. Who knew Minecraft could be such a great therapy session for family drama? Join now and leave the drama behind!