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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 9024 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4191 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
also, did i mention we got a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold? yea, it’s like the lost city of Atlantis but with creepers instead of mermaids.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers. they throw the wildest raves every night. i heard Steve from accounting even got a little too turnt and tried to ride a llama into battle. classic Steve.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe watch out for that sneaky Enderman who keeps stealing everyone’s pants. true story.