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Crafty Block Party – Minecraft Server

87619938, BLOCK, Crafty, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, Party, previous, Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Emeralds Found:	4394	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and a chicken army to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves and battle it out for the title of Disco Champion. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Disco Sheep, who can teach you the most epic dance moves in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your best dance shoes – you’re going to need them.

Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP

ASKED, assumption, doubt, funny, humor, humorous guess, Improbable, lol, prediction, question.., sarcasm, speculation, uncertainty, unlikely, unlikely event, unlikely outcome, unlikely question, unlikely scenario, unlikely situation, wild guess, Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3569
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server crashes).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. And if you win, you’ll be crowned the ultimate champion of absurdity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

NoCash4OldPals

Boundaries, friendship, letting go, loyalty, MONEY, moving on, NoCash4OldPals, old friends, past mistakes, personal boundaries, personal growth, POVERTY, probation, rap career, second chances, self improvement, setting boundaries, starting over, street life, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Void Armor Forged:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn street hustlers into block-building masters! Join us and leave your past life of trapping behind as you embark on a new journey of creativity and fun.

Imagine a world where instead of dodging the cops, you’re dodging creepers and zombies! Build your own empire and show off your skills to your friends. Who needs a lawyer when you have a diamond sword to protect you?

Just like our friend M23, you can start fresh and leave the street life behind. Channel your ambitions into building the most epic structures and redstone contraptions. And who knows, maybe your rap career will take off in our server too!

Join us now and leave the street drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to success in our crazy Minecraft world. And remember, helping out your friends in the game is the least you could do – no real-life supplier payments required!

PopVsRapRoleModels – Minecraft SMP

Behavior, celebrity influence, Ethics, Fame, fashion trends, image, influence on youth, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Morals, Music (Industry), Music Lyrics, personal growth, pop stars, PopVsRapRoleModels, public perception, rap stars, RESPONSIBILITY, role models, smp, social media, societal impact, success, VALUES

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5161
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
New Chunks Explored:	205428	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a reality TV show on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone.

We’ve got pop star villagers who put on epic concerts every Saturday night, complete with fireworks and dancing creepers. And don’t even get me started on the rap star skeletons who drop sick beats while you mine for diamonds.

But the real reason to join our server? The drama, honey. We’ve got more backstabbing, alliances, and betrayals than a season of Survivor. You never know who you can trust, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored. So come on down and join our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves.

Obsidian Addicts United

addicts, BIZARRE, compulsion, Curiosity, fascination, Fixation, habits, Mystery, Obsession, obsidian, odd, peculiar, people, perplexing, perplexing behavior, Psychology, puzzling, Quirk, strange behavior, Understanding, Unexplainable, United, UNUSUAL

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Do you ever wonder why people are so obsessed with collecting virtual blocks in a pixelated world? Well, we do too! But guess what? Our Minecraft server takes that obsession to a whole new level of insanity!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava! Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves to become your loyal minions who will do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity and your love for virtual blocks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NukeOrJoinNATOCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, NukeOrJoinNATOCraft, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, strategic alliances, trump, Ukraine, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	305100
Buildings Constructed:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

Shell Swap Sisters

Aquatic, ariel, Disney, FANTASY, folklore, Green.., hand-me-down, MAGICAL, MERMAIDS, Mythology, Ocean, princess, Purple, Seashells, shell, Siblings, sisters, Swap, Tails, The little mermaid, Underwater

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9014
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	7833	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Divine Spears Created:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mermaids wearing mismatched seashells just like Ariel from “The Little Mermaid”! our server is so lit that even the mermaids have family drama and hand-me-down seashells.

if you wanna swim with the coolest mermaids and explore underwater kingdoms with a twist, then this is the server for you! who needs matching seashells when you can have a whole family of mermaids with different colored tails and shells?

dive into the madness and join us for a mer-mazing time on our server. trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else! come be a part of our underwater world and make some splashy memories.

Bread & Chips R Us

ancient DNA, archaeology, Bread, carbohydrates, CHIPS, culinary history, DNA analysis, Evolution, Food, food preferences, genetic influence, genetic predisposition, genetic research, genetic traits, genetics, History, human evolution, Potato, snack foods, wheat

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where ancient DNA is the reason you love bread and chips! That’s right, our server is infused with ancient DNA that will make you crave carbs like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who have mastered the art of potato farming. Join them in their quest to create the world’s largest french fry!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a herd of llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to approach.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that ancient DNA could lead to such delicious chaos?

Mainstay

Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, hermitcraft, hypixel, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7236
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

You are waiting for new opportunities and acquaintances on our server? Come join us! Develop, build big projects, farm or become a redstone mechanic. Our server will provide you with: friendly administration that maintains contact with players in the Discord, vanilla survival with some modifications as well as a comfortable atmosphere for a pleasant game! Hurry up and submit your application ! https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

116.202.238.156

CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!

Adult-only, Ashburn, Biomes, CatCraft, chat bot, Creative Server, CREEPERS, diamonds, Event Server, Feline, Fine, forcefield, HACKING, Lgbt, Modpack, Pictures, PRANKING, Purrfect, PvP, quality of life, season 1, Server Rules, Uhc, VA, Vanilla, world border, World Edit, x-ray

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8071
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Welcome to CatCraft!
CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
Seasons: Season 1: April 4, 2019 Season 2: December 2021 (1.18 update)
Current Version: 1.21
World Border: 16k in every direction
Hosted in Ashburn, VA

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	Don’t be a dick. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief. Server is 21+ only. PVP is fair play. No hacking or cheating. Pranking allowed within reason. Include favorite cat breed in application. Keep the server tidy. Avoid killing withers in the over-world. See rule 1.
What are some important server details?	No Enderman Griefing Custom recipes and features Renewable Coral Fast Leaf Decay Custom PVE group boss and dungeons and more…
Where can I find more information or apply?	Join our Discord