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Target Practice Minecraft Server

>0 shots on target, Analysis, criticism, football, goal-scoring, match statistics, Minecraft, player performance, Practice, Server, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, sports commentary, Sports Culture, sports debate, sports discussion, sports fans, sports journalism, sports media, sports opinion, Target, team performance, what’s wrong with this shithole

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9234	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of missing every shot in Minecraft and feeling like a total noob? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We guarantee 0 shots on target, so you can finally feel like a pro without even trying. Join us and experience the thrill of never hitting your mark!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs have given up on attacking you. That’s right, they’ll just stand there and watch as you conquer the world with ease. It’s like having your own personal cheering squad of zombies and creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base where all the rarest items in the game are hidden. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of our insane Minecraft server!

LockCraft Minecraft Server

bedroom door, Boundaries, college student, Communication, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, Lock, LockCraft, Minecraft, night owl, Parent-child relationship, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy invasion, privacy rights, Respect, respect for others, Server, teenage years

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1148
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Alien Abductions:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is a luxury and knocking is mandatory! Join us if you’re tired of getting barged in on by your dad multiple times a day – we promise, no one will interrupt your mining adventures without permission!

Our server is equipped with virtual locks and chains to ensure that you can build, craft, and explore in peace. Say goodbye to unexpected visits and hello to a world where knocking is a sign of respect.

And don’t worry about emergencies – our locks are as sturdy as diamond armor, but still easy to remove if needed. Plus, we have a team of virtual EMTs ready to assist in any unlikely medical situations.

So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and join us on this epic Minecraft journey where privacy is the ultimate treasure. Because in our world, the only thing breaking in is the sound of creepers exploding!

ShopSkipperCraft

#impatience, barista, Breakfast, children, coffee shop, Compliment, Confrontation, customer service, EMBARRASSMENT, fancy hotel, interruption, line etiquette, misunderstanding, Order, out of my element, patience, resolution, ShopSkipperCraft, SNACKS, special needs, Waiting

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1259
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Farms Harvested:	919

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate fancy hotel adventure! Just like the one in the story, you’ll encounter drama, unexpected twists, and even a talented employee who saves the day.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where ordering breakfast turns into a battle of wits and patience. Who will come out on top in this epic showdown at the coffee shop/store? Will you be the one to stand up for justice and order your cinn rolls, kolache, and bagel with cream cheese like a boss?

Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own outrageous stories and unforgettable moments on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Apartment Eavesdrop Minecraft Server

apartment, apartment living, apartment walls, bizarre arguments, crazy neighbors, eavesdrop, eavesdropping, gossiping neighbors, late night disturbances, loud noises, Minecraft, nosy neighbors, nosy roommates, odd conversations, peculiar behaviors, privacy invasion, Server, shocking revelations, strange neighbors, strange sounds, thin walls, unexpected conversations, unusual activities, weird noises

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Have you ever heard a chicken clucking in Morse code, trying to communicate with the villagers? Or maybe you caught a glimpse of a creeper doing the cha-cha slide in the corner of your eye? Well, if you want to experience even more absurdity, come join our Minecraft server! We have llamas that moonwalk, pigs that breakdance, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen. Trust us, you won’t hear anything crazier through the walls of your apartment than what goes down on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

MineCraftMysteryAcronyms

abbreviations, acronyms, Common Knowledge, common words, education, etymology, hidden meanings, Language, language history, linguistics, MineCraftMysteryAcronyms, misconceptions, Trivia, vocabulary, word games, word meanings, word mysteries, word origins, word puzzles, word trivia

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most acronym-filled server out there! Join us and discover a whole new world of LOL (Lots of Llamas) where you can ROFL (Ride on Flying Llamas) and LMAO (Lava Makes Awesome Orbs)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the mysterious EIEIO (Endermen In Exotic Outfits) who will trade you diamonds for disco balls. And don’t forget about the epic battle between the PIGS (Pigs In Glittery Suits) and the CHICKENS (Crazy Hens In Clown Kilts) that happens every full moon!

So why wait? Join our acronym-filled Minecraft server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

PolishDefenseCraft Minecraft Server

$2 billion, air defence systems, Alliance, American, arms deal, bilateral agreement, Defense, defense industry, FOREIGN AID, international relations, loan, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, missile defense, nato, Poland, PolishDefenseCraft, Purchase, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, US

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	224
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Potions Brewed:	175
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

lol come join our server, where we make deals like this all the time! we’ll loan u billions for ur air defence systems in exchange for diamonds in minecraft! who needs real money when u can trade in blocks? plus, our server is guarded by a team of elite pandas who will protect u from any creepers trying to blow up ur builds. trust me, u won’t find a more wild and wacky server than this one. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyCoupCrushers

Arrests, cnn, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, CraftyCoupCrushers, Crisis, Democracy, eastern europe, Government, intelligence, investigation, law enforcement, national security, Overthrow, Plot, Politics, regime change, SECURITY, thwarted, Ukraine

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4

lololol dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity yo, u gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around dropping diamonds like confetti at a party. our admin once fought off a dragon with a wooden sword and won cuz he’s a ninja in disguise. also, our players have built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. ukraine ain’t got nothin on us, we be overthrowing governments in our sleep. join now or miss out on all the epicness, bro.

CraftyCallz

3d printed, CraftyCallz, Icon, next generation, phone call, save icon

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragons Tamed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, on this server, the phone call icon is gonna be the “you 3D printed the save icon” of the next generation. I know, crazy right? But that’s not all!

When you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the magical land of pixelated wonders. You’ll ride on rainbow-colored pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even be able to turn yourself into a block of cheese (yes, you heard me right, CHEESE).

But wait, there’s more! If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly sea turtle named Terry. And trust me, Terry knows how to party.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting adventure of your life! Don’t miss out, bro, this is gonna be LEGENDARY!

PixelatedSuicidePrevention

anxiety, behavioral predictors, biological predictors, brain health, childhood experiences, contributing factors, depression, emotional health, findings, Grey Matter, mental health, neuroticism, PixelatedSuicidePrevention, Psychological Factors, research, risk factors, scientists, study, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, white blood cells

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Love Letters Sent:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Yo, join this epic Minecraft server where we have scientists investigating crazy stuff like elevated white blood cells and reduced grey matter in the brain! We got neuroticism and childhood experiences up in here, making it the wildest server in the game! Plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on creepers and zombies – you won’t find that anywhere else! So come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

CoomCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, Awareness, Blessing, clean, coom, CoomCraft, CURSE, discipline, Fapping, habits, health, jerking off, knowledge, mental health, Minecraft, opiates, personal hygiene, Recovery, reek, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, Server, smell

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4762
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Towns Built:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Welcome to the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret that changed their life forever. They learned that if they didn’t jerk off, they wouldn’t smell like coom. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is not only a place to build and explore, but it’s also a place of enlightenment and personal hygiene tips. So come join us and avoid the curse of the coom smell!