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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 2836 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5598 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 96 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid pandas while trying to build a house out of Jell-O blocks. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the only rule is that you have to wear a pumpkin on your head.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a fashion show. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players strutting their stuff in zombie pigman costumes.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, come join us! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?