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| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 7673 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6466 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
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