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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 3520 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
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