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LOLcraft: The Lmao Server – Where Creeper explosions are just a punchline away!

1. Lmao, 10. Satire, 11. Relationships, 12. Dating, 13. Life lessons, 14. Reality check, 15. Truth hurts, 16. Funny, 17. Hilarious, 18. Women’s perspective, 19. Generation gap, 2. Moids, 20. Stereotypes., 3. Hit the wall, 4. Fast, 5. Humor, 6. Men, 7. Aging, 8. Gender dynamics, 9. Social commentary, creeper, explosions, lmao, LolCraft, PUNCHLINE, Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	3229
Emeralds Found:	2729	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the mobs move at a snail’s pace? Well, look no further because on our server, the mobs hit the wall so fast you’ll think they’re speed demons on a mission! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you try to outmaneuver these lightning-fast mobs and survive the chaos. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to keep up with the moids that hit the wall so fast!

Beep Beep Boop Boop Craft: Where even smoke detectors have a sense of rhythm!

ANNOYING, Beep, beeping, black people, Boop, Community, Craft, Cultural differences, Detectors, fire prevention, Frustration, home safety, household habits, ignorance, inaction, living conditions, maintenance, neglect, noise pollution, racial bias, RESPONSIBILITY, Rhythm, safety hazard, sense, smoke, smoke detectors, Stereotypes

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Crops Grown:	6643	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a snoring Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even smoke detectors can’t handle it! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers while jamming out to the beeping symphony of smoke detectors set to the rhythm of every 5 seconds. It’s like a dubstep concert in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is afraid to log on. Rumor has it that he once tried to grief our server, but ended up getting pranked by a group of mischievous pigs who stole his diamond sword and replaced it with a carrot. Now he’s too embarrassed to show his pixelated face around here!

So come on down to our server and join the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community this side of the End portal. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism for all the outrageous stories you’ll hear. See you in the blocky world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy smoke detector)!

– “OopsCraft” – “FailCraft” – “DerpCraft” – “EpicFailCraft” – “BlunderCraft” – “FailWhaleCraft” – “WhoopsieCraft” – “FacepalmCraft” – “FailFishCraft” – “EpicDerpCraft”

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8919
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Votes:	9610
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of rabid wolves? Look no further!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where getting pregnant is a power move. That’s right, our players are so dedicated to the game that they will stop at nothing to ensure their bloodline continues.

One player was so determined to pass on their genes that they accidentally hurt their in-game partner in the process. But hey, no harm no foul, right? Especially when she ends up giving birth to triplets, all fathered by the same player. Talk about a Minecraft love story for the ages!

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as chaotic and hilarious as it is entertaining, come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next. Just remember to always use protection…or not, if you’re feeling adventurous.

Crafty Steve’s Campaign Trail: The Minecraft Server for Future Presidents

#announcement, anticipation, Campaign, campaign trail, Candidate, Crafty, decision, election, Future, hopeful, leadership, media coverage, Minecraft, News, Political process, Politics, Presidency, presidential campaign, presidents, public opinion, Server, Steves, strategy, Time, Trail, Waiting

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4745
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	333525
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh harder than a creeper exploding in your face? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even Herobrine can’t stop laughing! Join us and you’ll be rolling on the floor with laughter as you build your own virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play pranks on unsuspecting players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the comedy chaos begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a zombie pigman running for president!

Minecrafter’s Endwalker: XIVG Edition

#14hourBroadcast, #CrossRegionDataCenterTravelTest, #FinalFantasyFans, #finalfantasyxiv, #FinalFantasyXVI, #GamingCommunity, #InGameEvents, #PvPSeries5, #ReleaseDate, collaboration, DAWNTRAIL, earlyaccess, Edition, endwalker, freecompanies, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecrafters, mmorpg, OnlineGaming, promotionalsite, Resources, xivg

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5821
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Dimension Hops:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you asking, “Where are your snacks?” Well look no further, because our server is launching on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why join? Because we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration event happening right now until Wednesday May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT! Plus, we have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test going on until Patch 7.0 – travel the world without leaving your seat! And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0 – battle it out with other players for glory and prizes! Need resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide. And if you’re feeling social, join our meetups happening now – including a 14-hour Broadcast on Friday, April 12 at 8:00 PM PDT. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

Unemployed Steve’s Blocky Adventures

#youtube, Adventures, blocky, confusion, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, depression, emotional distress, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, ISOLATION, lack of motivation, lost job, lottery ticket, mental health, neet habits, porn, secrecy, Steves, sudden wealth, suicidal thoughts, unemployed, unemployment, video games

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3332
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of being a neet and spending all day watching porn and YouTube videos? Do you need a new motivation in life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and escape from the depressing reality of unemployment and financial struggles. Build your dream world and become the richest player in the game! Who needs a job when you can win 300 million euros in Minecraft?

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Join now and start your journey to success and happiness. Who knows, you might even find the motivation to start a new TV show! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and turn your life around!

Crafty Cosmos: Where the Universe is Just a Bunch of Blocks

Astrophysics, blocks, bunch, cosmic evolution, cosmic origins, cosmic significance, cosmology, Cosmos, Crafty, Existence, iron abundance, iron creation, iron production, scientific discovery, scientific explanation, Scientific inquiry, scientific perspective, scientific reasoning, Scientific theory, space exploration, universal existence, universal purpose, Universe, universe formation

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the entire universe exists solely to create iron! Yes, you heard that right, forget about exploring galaxies or discovering new planets, all you need to do is mine for iron on our server and you’ll be fulfilling the ultimate purpose of existence.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of iron-loving aliens who will trade you rare items in exchange for your precious iron. Rumor has it that they even have diamond armor made entirely out of iron, because why not?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a giant iron golem as our server mascot who will protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that try to ruin your iron-mining adventures. So come join us and be a part of the iron revolution in the Minecraft universe!

YeehawCraft: Where even creepers say ‘Murica!’

America, AUTHORITY, China, Competition, control, CREEPERS, DOMINANCE, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Global influence, global politics, hegemony, influence, international relations, Murica, national pride, power, strength, Submission, SUPERPOWER, Supremacy, world power, YeehawCraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4206	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is so lit, even China is bowing down to our greatness. Join us and witness the power of America as we dominate the virtual world of Minecraft.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and instantly became invincible. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on dragons breathing fire. The other players were so in awe that they started throwing diamonds at their feet in tribute. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have weekly dragon tea parties where we discuss world domination and eat cake made out of enchanted golden apples. It’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the most epic Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to make China submit to your Minecraft skills. Let’s do this!

Blocky Drama Queens: Hololive Edition

Backlash, blocky, controversy, cover, Drama, Edition, fanbase, female vtuber, gossip, hololive, holostar, Mods, official boyfriend, Online Community, pairing, Private Lives, QUEENS, relationships, Rumors, speculation, Virtual idol, Vtuber, wiki bios

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	22
Gods Slained:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Votes:	5668	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where Cover Corp decided to create a vtuber pairing between a hololive and a holostar. But wait, there’s more! Each character has an official boyfriend in their wiki bios – talk about scandalous!

Join our server for a chance to witness the drama unfold as players choose sides and defend their favorite vtubers. Will the female vtuber with the biggest backlash surprise you? Only one way to find out – join us now and immerse yourself in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

PixelPikaCraft: Where Pikachu meets Minecraft!

#pikachu, anger management, animated characters, calling the police, Communication, Confrontation, edited, edited Pikachu, Etiquette, fictional creatures, Frustration, illegal, law enforcement, mad, meets, Minecraft, online interaction, PixelPikaCraft, Police, Responding, response, social media, stat block

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic Pikachu skins? Look no further, because on our server, we have Pikachu on steroids! That’s right, our Pikachu is so buff, it’s practically a legendary Pokemon. And don’t worry about the police, because they’re too busy trying to catch Pikachu to bother you! Join us for a wild ride filled with illegal stat blocks and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even become the next Pikachu master!