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CraftyZionists

abroad, branding, CraftyZionists, cultural diplomacy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global outreach, government spending, hearts and minds, influence, international image building, international relations, Israel, Marketing, media campaigns, perception management, Propaganda, public diplomacy, public relations, soft power, strategic communication

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Votes:	2484
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5971
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

join our epic minecraft server and you will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves! they will rain down diamonds and enchanted gear upon you, making you the most powerful player in alllll the land!

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will unlock the secret ability to fly like a majestic unicorn through the minecraft skies. imagine the envy of all your friends as you soar above them, laughing maniacally.

our server is so lit that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. they’ll drop sick loot and challenge you to dance-offs for ultimate supremacy.

plus, our server is so exclusive that herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in the spawn area, sipping on a pina colada and sunbathing. join now before he gets bored and disappears back into the shadows.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft legend! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and awesome things.

Time Traveler’s Hawking Party

Alternate Reality, cosmic party, Futuristic technology, hawking, interdimensional travel, Paradox, parallel universe, Party, Quantum Mechanics, science fiction, spacetime continuum, Stefan Hawking, temporal anomalies, temporal displacement, temporal paradox, theoretical physics, theoretical time travel, Time, time travel, time traveler’s dilemma, Timeline, travelers, uninvited guests

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	510
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers dance and the pigs wear sunglasses. we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons drop sick beats and the zombies do the worm.

why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret. legend has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

not convinced yet? how about this – our server is home to the rarest mob in all of minecraft: the majestic rainbow sheep. these fluffy creatures fart glitter and poop out diamonds. true story.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. stefan hawking would totally crash this party if he could.

Nuclear Droplets: Ageing Regulator

ageing, aging process, cellular aging, Droplets, homeostasis, lipid droplet dynamics, lipid droplet formation, lipid droplet function, lipid droplets, lipid metabolism, lipid regulation, lipid storage, novel regulator, Nuclear, nuclear ageing, nuclear function, nuclear health, nuclear homeostasis, nuclear regulation, nuclear stability, regulator

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT NUCLEAR LIPID DROPLETS UP IN HERE! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! THESE DROPLETS ARE LIKE TINY NUCLEAR BOMBS, BUT INSTEAD OF DESTROYING EVERYTHING, THEY HELP REGULATE NUCLEAR HOMEOSTASIS AND KEEP U LOOKIN’ YOUNG!

SO, IF U WANNA STAY FOREVER YOUNG IN MINECRAFT, COME JOIN US! WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! AND IF U DIG DEEP ENOUGH, U MIGHT JUST FIND THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH!

OH, AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE TALKING LLAMAS THAT CAN TEACH U HOW TO FLY? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! FLYING LLAMAS! SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR CRAZY, WACKY, AND TOTALLY INSANE MINECRAFT SERVER NOW!

Avalon

armor, Auctions, avalon, base building, Bosses, Classes, Crafting, Loot drops, market, Minecraft, Npcs, Pets, Plugins, Quests, RPG, Skills, smp, Spells, TOWN, Towny, weapons

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3063
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Trailer	Watch Here
TikTok	Visit Here
Server IP	defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. Join a kingdom or create your own and conquer the Great Evil in an mmoRPG adventure with elements from Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft.

Features:

90+ plugins
300+ NPCs
6 Chapters with 200+ quests
14 final bosses with daily loot drops
Various classes to choose from
Keep Inventory enabled
Custom skills, magic spells, armor, weapons, and crafting
Co-operative Towny environment
Global Market system and more

Server Rules

[1] No griefing or stealing

[2] No scamming

[3] Be respectful

[4] Be ethical

[5] Use common sense

Wolf Den Adventures 1.21.3

1.21.3, 2014, Adventures, Anime, beautiful animation, Coming of Age, Den, Drama, emotions, family, FANTASY, film, Heartwarming, japanese animation, love, memorable soundtrack, Motherhood, Movie, relatable characters, storytelling, strong female lead, tearjerker, unique concept, Wolf, Wolf Children

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Dude, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously bro, it’s like a virtual paradise for gamers, but like, on crack.

Imagine a world where you can build your own dream house, but instead of boring old bricks, you can use rainbow blocks that shoot out glitter when you step on them.

And get this, there are unicorns roaming around that you can ride into battle against evil zombie villagers. It’s like a psychedelic trip mixed with a fantasy novel on steroids.

Plus, there’s a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this insane Minecraft server? It’s like a crazy acid trip without the bad trip part, man.

CraftyCops: No Trespassing Zone

annoying situation, calling the police, community boundaries, CraftyCops, Forest, home office meetings, kids trespassing, Loud kids, neighborhood kids, noise disturbance, parental response, peaceful resolution, playing in forest, playing in yard, property rights, quiet needed, suburban neighborhood, Trees, trespassing, WIBTA, working from home, Zone

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4998
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of kids invading your forest and disrupting your work-from-home meetings? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can build your own peaceful paradise without any noisy neighbors. No need to call the police here, just grab your pickaxe and start crafting your dream world. Plus, our server is so quiet, you’ll forget those pesky kids ever existed. Join now for a serene gaming experience like no other!

BabyBoomCraft

#newborns, 9 years, BabyBoomCraft, birthrate, demographics, east asia, economic impact, Family Planning, fertility rate, first time, government policy, Korea, long-term effects, maternal health, parenting, Population, population growth, rebounds, social trends, societal changes, statistics

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Votes:	3419
Gods Slained:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

LOL join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the birthrate in Korea rebounding after 9 years! u know u wanna be part of dis epic comeback story! come build ur own virtual baby boom with us, where the only limit is ur imagination! we got crazy challenges, like trying to raise a virtual family of 10 kids in one tiny virtual house! it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like Korea’s birthrate going up up up! so come join us and be part of dis epic rebirth, where anything is possible!

Bat Chat Wars

Animal Behavior, argue, Argument, Bat, Bat Talk, BATS, behavior analysis, Chat, Communication, Conversation, Language, linguistics, Mammals, research, researchers, Science, social interactions, study, Translate, vocalizations, Wars, wildlife, zoology

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Animals Bred:	46

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the bats are like, talking and arguing all the time? well, now you can! come join our server where the bats have their own language and drama. they argue about who gets to hang upside down in which cave and who gets to eat the juiciest bugs. it’s like a soap opera but with bats. join now for the bat drama of a lifetime!

MineRealm

[core protect], additional, creator, gameplay, Launch, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Oct 28 2010, Optional, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, third, unique players, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Void Gems Collected:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

MineRealm Server Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules/

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

Q: How long has MineRealm been running?

A: MineRealm has been running since Oct 28, 2010.

Q: What is the server address?

A: The server address is game.minerealm.com

Q: Does MineRealm have any specific rules?

A: Yes, you can find the server rules at minerealm.com/rules

Unity Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, acceptance, Awareness, b.., CHANGE, discrimination, Diversity, education, Empathy, equality, people, personal growth, prejudice, racism, Realms, self reflection, Social Issues, society, stopping racism, tolerance, transformation, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	207	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Magic Items Found:	4493	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously bro. It’s like a party in the virtual world, but instead of boring small talk, you get to build epic castles and fight dragons and stuff.

I mean, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can literally create your own universe? Plus, the community is lit AF, like everyone is super chill and always down to help you out.

And don’t even get me started on the mods, bro. They’re like Minecraft wizards, making sure everything runs smoothly and adding cool new features all the time.

So, like, what are you waiting for, bro? Join the server and let’s go on a Minecraft adventure together!