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UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

Allies, America, Beautiful, beauty standards, Bitches, body shaming, Disgusting, German, german women, germany, Hideous, hot women, obese, old hags, physical appearance, Stereotypes, tight young beauties, Ugly, UglyCraft, vile whales, war aftermath, Women, ww2

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

benefit, children, dad, Dads, decision, determined, Economy, education, family, Future, growth, humor, Inheritance, italy, Kids, Legacy, Minecraft, opportunity, parenting, Plan, Server, success, trend, Unstoppable

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Emeralds Found:	6569	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

Accountability, Adventure, Arrogant, Backlash, COMEBACK, Community, criticism, demand for change, Disappointment, Expectations, Fans, hololive, internet culture, Minecraft, online entertainment, Prideful, QUEENS, respawn, Retribution, self-centered, streaming, teach a lesson, Ultimate, virtual idols, zombie

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	103
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

0/10 gameplay, avoid at all costs, avoid this game, Awful, DISAPPOINTING, frustrating, Garbage, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, not recommended, not worth playing, not worth the hype, Overrated, poorly made, regret buying, terrible controls, terrible design, Unplayable, Waste of Money, Waste of time, worst game, worst game ever

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

Ade, apnews, Checkers, Chud, chuds, conspiracy theories, critical thinking, Debunked, Disinformation, Edition, evidence based, fact, fact check, fact-checking, fake news, false claims, health, infertility, Minecraft, Misinformation, pilpul, Propaganda, Science, vaccine, VAIDS

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Mines Excavated:	2414	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Chimeras Created:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, Cycle, ddg, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 1 OP., Dragon’s Dogma General, dragons, madness, Minecraft, pastebin, patch notes, pawn, Pawn Sheet, pawns, Skills, Steam page, Succubus Edition, survey, Thread, Wiki

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Villages Defended:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

addiction, Adventure, Alluring, aroma, attractive, bad habit, blocky, butt, cigarettes, Dangerous, desire, fetish, Girls, hot, Irresistible, kicking, pheromones, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smoking, taboo, temptation

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

ANNOY, ANNOYING, AskReddit, Community, CraftyRedditors, discussion, Friend, funny, humor, internet, madness, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, online forums, Pet Peeves, questions, reddit, reddit community, reddit users, shitposts, social media, trolling

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	324
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HomerlessCraft

athletes, ballparks, baseball, Batting, Competition, dingers, games, grand slams, Hitting, home runs, HomerlessCraft, MLB, no homers, Players, power hitters, Records, s/furno homers, sluggers, sports, statistics, Teams

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Dimension Hops:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky McPhenotype

biology, blocky, Dna, Genealogy, genetic analysis, genetic code, genetic counseling, genetic disorders, genetic engineering, genetic expression, genetic information, genetic markers, genetic mutation, genetic testing, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, McPhenotype, phenotype, research, Science

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!