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DadBlocker

Agreement, AITAH, Communication, conditions, dad, DadBlocker, decision, Estate, family, getting married, Honesty, Inheritance, Lawyer, legal counsel, Marriage, preventing, Proposal, re-marry, testament, Trust, Wedding

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9130
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Hey there! Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with drama, intrigue, and family feuds that will make your head spin!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a virtual soap opera. Meet the player whose dad is about to get married but can’t because of a crazy inheritance situation. Will they give up their mom’s inheritance for love? Will they seek legal counsel and stir up even more chaos? The drama never ends on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a secret treasure hunt or two. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon in this wacky world?

So why wait? Join our server today and dive headfirst into a world of madness and mayhem. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NipNop Minecraft Server

arousal, body image, body positivity, cultural norms, double standards, female nipples, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, male nipples, Minecraft, NipNop, Nipples, objectification, Server, sexual attraction, sexual desire, Sexuality, Sexualization, social acceptance, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Farms Harvested:	911
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Potions Brewed:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is to let those nipples fly free! Imagine a world where men’s nipples are the ultimate turn on for women – well, on our server, that dream becomes a reality! Join us for some nipple-tastic adventures as we build, mine, and explore in a world where the only thing better than diamonds are a pair of perky man nips. So come on, unleash your inner nipple enthusiast and join us for a truly titillating experience!

AquaCraft: RIP Water Beds!

AquaCraft, back pain, BEDROOM, Beds, comfort, design, Furniture, health, Home decor, innovation, mattress, Memory Foam, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, Relaxation, Retro, RIP, Sleeping, sleeping habits, Support, trends, vintage, Water, water beds

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1994
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old regular beds? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have taken things to the next level with WATER BEDS! That’s right, forget about sleeping on a boring mattress when you can float and drift off to dreamland on a cozy water bed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Water Bed Wars, where players battle it out on floating beds in the middle of the ocean. It’s a wet and wild ride that will have you laughing and splashing your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant water dragon who shoots streams of water at anyone who dares to challenge them? It’s a sight to behold and a challenge to overcome.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of water beds, water bed wars, and a water dragon like you’ve never seen before. It’s a splash-tastic adventure that you won’t want to miss!

DimensionalBlindness

Brain, cognitive abilities, cognitive limitations, Cognitive science, comprehension, Consciousness, DimensionalBlindness, EYES, higher dimensions, human perception, neural processing, Perception, processing, Reality, Scientific inquiry, sensory perception, spatial dimensions, theoretical framework, theoretical physics, visual cognition, visual perception

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	134	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

join our epic minecraft server and unlock the secrets of the universe! our server is so lit, your eyes will be seeing dimensions you never knew existed!

imagine building a house in a realm where time is backwards and pigs can fly. on our server, anything is possible!

we have a secret underground city where players can battle giant spiders and ride dragons into battle.

if you join now, you’ll get a free unicorn mount and a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and explore the mysteries of the multiverse in our mind-bending minecraft server!

BloodCraft: Real-Time Health Monitor

biomedical engineering, Blood Monitoring, Blood-Powered, Blood-Powered Chip, Bloodcraft, Chip, health, Health Innovation, health monitoring, health tech, health tracking., Healthcare, innovation, Medical Devices, medical technology, monitor, novel, Novel Chip, real-time, Real-Time Monitoring, realtime, Technology, Wearable Health Devices, wearable tech

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Void Gems Collected:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	90
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server where we got a blood-powered chip that can monitor yo health in real-time? Yeah, you heard me right! Forget about boring ol’ health bars, we got futuristic technology up in here!

Picture this: you mining away in the caves, when suddenly the chip starts beeping like crazy! Turns out, there’s a creeper sneaking up behind you ready to blow you to smithereens! But don’t worry, the chip will alert you just in time to save yo booty!

And that’s not all, folks! We also got a secret underground lab where we conduct crazy experiments on mobs. Ever seen a zombie riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Yeah, we did that!

So come on down to our server and join the madness! Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have blood-powered chips and zombie pig jockeys? Let’s get weird, baby!

IntoxicatedMC

Bank, base, Cash, Casino, city, Competition, DEA, Drugs, Economy, evolution gaming, Factions, Gear, Griefing, hustle, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, Police, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, real estate, Roleplay, Shops, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	454
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Intoxicated’s a drug server with PvP, raiding, griefing. Spawn’s got shops, pads, a hospital, casino, PD, real estate, bank. Big city, endless adventures. Once you’re set, hit the wilds for your base and drug hustle!

What’s a drug server? Regular SMP survival, but with a twist. Cash, ranks, gear – all from running a base and slinging drugs. But watch out, fam, it ain’t easy. Competition’s fierce – raids, griefs, and product jacks. Cops’ll frisk ya, seize your stash, lock you up if caught. DEA’s sniffin’ ’round too, so be smart who you bring into your crew. Level up, unlock better shops, gear, perks.

Seen this server? Maybe. Pre-2013, Evolution Gaming ran it till shutdown. Avidity Gaming brought it back, added flavor. We’re here to bring back the good times, make Intox fun again. Let’s roll!

play.intox-mc.net

HouliganPvP

Factions, Fun, Gamemodes, HouliganPvP, outposts, Payouts, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2036	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Emeralds Found:	6118
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

This is the new ultimate server for everyone! Don’t waste anymore time, just join and start playing with others! There are payouts, outposts, PvP, fun and a lot more to explore in our different gamemodes. We are waiting for you!

172.255.100.28:25561

Kayaba’s Not Evil Minecraft Server

akihiko kayaba, Anime, Antagonist, bad, character analysis, controversial, debate, Ethics, Evil, Gaming, gray area, Kayabas, Minecraft, misunderstood, misunderstood villain, morality, redemption arc, SÃO, Server, sword art online, video games, Villain, virtual reality

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7772
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Votes:	7247
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll come face to face with the legendary Akihiko Kayaba himself. But get this, he’s not actually evil! In fact, he just wants to challenge you to a game of Minecraft to see if you have what it takes to defeat him.

Rumor has it that if you manage to beat Akihiko in a build battle, he’ll reward you with a diamond sword that can one-shot any mob in the game. But beware, if you lose, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Akihiko Kayaba who’s boss in the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

AyakashiCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, ayakashi triangle, AyakashiCraft, BETRAYAL, Drama, FANTASY, friendship, Jealousy, Love Triangle, Manga, manga characters, manga series, matsuri, Minecraft, relationship, romance, Secrets, senpai, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural, suzu, work

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Matsuri and Senpai have the craziest adventures together! Watch as they battle dragons, build epic castles, and even go on romantic dates in pixelated paradise. And don’t worry, Suzu is definitely not a cuck in this server – she’s actually a secret ninja warrior who protects the land from evil mobs. So come join us for a wild ride full of laughs, love, and blocky shenanigans!

BlockyCoincidence Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, BlockyCoincidence, chance, Coincidence, crazy, destiny, Experience, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, happenstance, Incredible, Minecraft, odd, peculiar, Random, serendipity, Server, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3022
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8830	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Have you ever accidentally built a giant statue of a potato in Minecraft, only to find out that it’s actually a secret portal to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a chance to stumble upon bizarre coincidences and uncover hidden secrets that will leave you questioning reality itself. Who knows, you might even discover a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! Don’t miss out on the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft – join us now!