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YakCraft Minecraft Server

awkward, awkward moment, comedian, comedic flop, comedy, comedy routine, EMBARRASSING, failed attempt., humor, humorless, Impression, JOKE, Minecraft, no laughs, Performance, Russian, Server, soviet union, stand up, work, Workplace, YakCraft, Yakov Smirnoff

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Ores Mined:	3382

Tired of your jokes falling flat like a creeper explosion in the desert? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your comedic genius in a world where laughter is the currency! We’ve got more laughs than a pig wearing a top hat, and more fun than a chicken riding a minecart. So come on down and show off your best Yakov Smirnoff impression – we guarantee you’ll get more laughs than a villager trading emeralds for bread!

$30ADay Minecraft Server

$30 a day, 30ADay, beef consumption, bros, budgeting, consistent income, cryptocurrency, earning strategies, Financial Advice, Financial goals, financial independence, Indian economy, investing, making money, Minecraft, online earning, passive income, saving money, Server, shill coins, side hustle, stock market, wealth building

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	7059
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy challenges that will have you laughing until you cry.

On our server, you can make $30 a day just by playing Minecraft! That’s right, forget about boring old jobs, just hop on and start earning cash while you game. And don’t worry, we won’t make you buy any shady pajeet shitcoins, we’re all about legit fun here.

But that’s not all, folks! By joining our server, you’ll also be expressing your love for consuming beef and condemning India. Why? Because why not! We like to keep things spicy and controversial around here.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around and let’s have some laughs together. See you there, gamers!

RentSnitchCraft

college house, Communication, contract, DATING, discussion, Expenses, Fairness, house mom, LANDLORD, Rates, RentSnitchCraft, roommate, roommates, savings, sharing room, skipping rent, Students, vacation, WIBTA

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	2756	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us and experience the thrill of being the “house mom” in a virtual world, where you can communicate with the virtual landlord on behalf of your virtual roommates.

Imagine a world where roommates date each other and share rooms, where rent prices fluctuate based on who decides to renew their virtual contracts. You never know what outrageous situation you’ll come home to after a virtual vacation!

Join us now and navigate the complex social dynamics of our Minecraft server. Will you be the one to rat out your roommate for not renewing their virtual contract, or will you let them get away with it to save some virtual money? The choice is yours on our server, where the drama never ends!

ElbowTickleCraft

anatomy, Bilingual, bilingualism, body parts, Communication, Cultural differences, elbow, ElbowTickleCraft, funny bone, International, Language, linguistic diversity, linguistics, medical terms, Multilingual, nerve endings, polyglot, strange names, tingling sensation, translation

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Gods Slained:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	245	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the polyglots out there! Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, here you can show off your multilingual skills while building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us and discover the secret language of the “funny bone”! In French, it’s called “le coude rigolo” which literally translates to “the funny elbow”. Imagine hitting your funny elbow and suddenly bursting into uncontrollable laughter – now that’s a server worth joining!

But wait, there’s more! In Spanish, the “funny bone” is known as “el hueso gracioso”, which means “the funny bone” in a fancy way. Hit that bone just right and you’ll be the life of the party, cracking jokes left and right.

So come on down to our server and flex those linguistic muscles while exploring the wonders of Minecraft. Who knew the “funny bone” could be so hilarious in different languages? Join us now and let the giggles begin!

HijabiJuryCraft

civil liberties, constitutional court, court ruling, cultural diversity, discrimination, Diversity, equality, German, Headscarf, HijabiJuryCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, lay judge, legal case, legal rights, Muslim, Neutrality, religious attire, religious discrimination., religious freedom, WOMAN

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6340
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55

so, like, imagine this: a German Muslim woman, right, she’s all like, “yo, i wanna be a lay judge and stuff,” but then they’re all like, “nah fam, you can’t wear your headscarf cuz it’s not neutral and stuff.” like, what even is that, right?

now she’s all up in the constitutional court, fighting for her right to wear her headscarf and be a judge and stuff. it’s like a whole drama going down, man.

so, like, if you wanna escape all that drama and just chill and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server! we don’t care what you wear on your head, as long as you’re cool and not, like, griefing or whatever. come build some epic stuff and make new friends, it’s gonna be lit, fam.

⚡MigosMc🍌10+ MINI-GAMES🥑SURVIVAL🍉ver1.16 Minecraft server

10+ MINI-GAMES, MIGOSMC, Minecraft, Server, Survival, ver1.16

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

The owner of the server «MigosMc10 MINI-GAMESSURVIVINGver1.16» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

lg.migosmc.net

The Wowzers Are Wacko SMP!

ApeCombatLog, Battles, Community, Competition, constraints, Diplomacy, Discord, fair, History, Konquest, Nations, NationsThrive, noob, PRO, Purpur, rules, Simple, Simpletpa, smp, strategy, wacko, WARFARE, WOWZERS

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2634
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Size	36,000 blocks by 72,000 blocks
Gameplay	Mystery, strategic gameplay, endless exploration
Community	Lively and buzzing community with active players
Server Version	Purpur 1.21
Plugins	Konquest, simple tpa, apecombat log, and others

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by entering the server IP in your Minecraft client.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, we have fair and simple rules for all players to follow. Breaking the rules may result in consequences.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed on the server but griefing and harassment are not tolerated.
How can I connect with other players on the server?	We have an active Discord community where you can chat with other players, form alliances, and stay updated on server events.

GoodVibesMC Server

Anons, Communication, Community, Connection, Conversation, emotions, family, Friends, good day, GoodVibesMC, Happiness, Happy, life is good, positivity, Rare moment, relationships, Server, sharing, socializing, Support, Understanding, well-being

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Votes:	636
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of dealing with mean family members and bad days? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where everything is awesome all the time! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers are friendly and the zombies do the cha-cha slide instead of attacking you.

Join us and let’s chat with some anons about our days, share funny stories, and just have a great time together. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual fun on our server? So come on, join us and let’s make every day a good day in our Minecraft paradise!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

activism, Assassination, civil rights, drumpf, Gandhi, hate crimes, Historical figures, Holycraft, Jesus, Leaders, Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Martyrdom, Minecraft, Murdered, nonviolence, Peace, political activism, Server, social justice, tragic deaths, violence, Wounded

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Void Gems Collected:	40
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Meteorites Collected:	0
Animals Bred:	179	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because on our server, even Drumpf got wounded! Join us for a wild ride where anything can happen, from building epic structures to fending off zombie hordes with nothing but a block of dirt. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground society of creepers plotting world domination. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft history together!

CraftyClash: StupidPrefNoProb

ah, Appearance, Communication, compatibility, CraftyClash, DATING, dealbreakers, Earrings, friendship, judgment, long tail, millimeters of metal, Preferences, relationships, Religion, Respect, stupid, StupidPrefNoProb, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Emeralds Found:	590	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	4448	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find more diamonds than our friend found reasons to not date a guy with earrings!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little romance (minus the earring drama, of course). Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where the only dealbreakers are creepers blowing up your house.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly (literally).

Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters who are always up for a good laugh. Whether you’re building a castle, exploring the Nether, or just hanging out in our virtual tavern, you’re sure to have a blast.

So come on, don’t let a few millimeters of metal hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft server around. Who knows, you might even find your diamond in the rough (earrings optional)!