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CatProofOnOff

cat friendly, cat owners, cat-proofing, CatProofOnOff, computer accessories, computer design, computer maintenance, computer setup, computer usability, desktop PCs, ergonomic design, feline behavior, front placement, INCONVENIENCE, on/off button, pet owners, power button, Technology, top placement, user experience, user interface

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where cats rule the world, man. like, they’re the ones in charge and they’re the ones you gotta impress to survive. if you don’t pet enough cats, you get banished to the nether realm, where you gotta fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. but if you show those cats enough love, they’ll grant you magical powers like flying on a broomstick or turning into a giant chicken. it’s a wild ride, man. come join us and let the cats decide your fate. meow.

HighCrafters: Tolerance Edition

addiction, Cannabis, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Daily use, drug tolerance, drug tolerance development, drug tolerance research, drug use, Edition, HighCrafters, impairments, long-term effects, Marijuana, memory tasks, occasional use, psychoactive effects, reaction time, substance abuse, Thc, tolerance

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Crops Grown:	4215	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we blaze it up daily and build some crazy sh*t! If you smoke weed erryday, you’ll be a pro at building epic structures and dodging creepers like a ninja. But if you only smoke occasionally, watch out cuz your reaction time gonna be slower than a snail on Xanax. So come join us and get lit while crafting some dank memes!

UnityCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Awareness, Community, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, exclusion, forced unity, Homophobia, ignorance, INEQUALITY, leadership, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, prejudice, representation, Respect, Server, social dynamics, social justice, Unity, UnityCraft

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Are you tired of being ignored for being fabulous on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all the homos! Our leader, EN4, is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the best drag queen performances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, EpicFailCraft, Failure, lessons learned, Minecraft, MISTAKES, reasons for failure, Server, unsuccessful, unsuccessful attempt, unsuccessful business, unsuccessful decision, unsuccessful execution, unsuccessful launch, unsuccessful management, unsuccessful marketing., unsuccessful outcome, unsuccessful planning, unsuccessful product, unsuccessful project, unsuccessful result, unsuccessful strategy, unsuccessful venture

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Void Armor Forged:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Oh, let me tell you the tale of the server that shall not be named. This server was so epic, so legendary, that it was destined for greatness. But alas, its downfall came when a group of mischievous creepers decided to band together and launch a full-scale attack on the server. The admins tried to fight them off, but the creepers were just too powerful. And so, the server fell into chaos and disarray.

But fear not, for a new dawn has risen! Join our revamped server now and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of evil creepers, building magnificent structures, and embarking on epic quests. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. So come join us, and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

CarCrashSisNoRide

aita, borrowing car, car accident, CarCrashSisNoRide, consequences, consequences of actions, family, Job, new car, parents, refusing, saving up, selfish, sister, split opinion, stranded, texting while driving, totaled car, wrecked car

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Divine Spears Created:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Void Armor Forged:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	319	Crops Grown:	4069
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

So, my sister (26F) crashed her car because she was too busy texting and driving like a maniac. Now she’s begging me to borrow my car because she can’t be bothered to get her own wheels. But sorry sis, I need my car for my totally legit job of hunting down creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft.

Mom thinks I should be a good sister and help her out, but Dad knows what’s up. I can’t risk my car being wrecked by her reckless driving skills. Plus, she hasn’t even started saving up for a new car – like, come on, sis, get it together.

Join our Minecraft server where we don’t let reckless drivers borrow our virtual cars and where we build epic virtual worlds without any distractions. Sorry, sis, but you gotta face the consequences of your actions – no car borrowing for you! #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftLife

CerealCraft Minecraft Server

Breakfast, breakfast dishes, breakfast favorites, breakfast ideas, breakfast menu, breakfast options, breakfast preferences, breakfast recipes, breakfast selection, breakfast time, CerealCraft, favorite breakfast foods, food choices, Healthy Eating, meal planning, Minecraft, morning fuel, morning habits, morning meals, morning nourishment, morning routine, morning sustenance, Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9522
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	New Chunks Explored:	404412
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Animals Bred:	194

Do you enjoy starting your day off with a hearty breakfast of creepers and zombies? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building challenge. So come on over and join us for a breakfast of champions – Minecraft style!

Respawn in Heaven

after death beliefs, after death experiences, Afterlife, afterlife theories, beyond the grave, death, eternal life, existentialism, Heaven, Hell, judgment day, Life after death., mortality, Near Death Experience, Reincarnation, respawn, Soul, spirituality, the afterlife, the unknown, what happens when we die

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll find out what happens to you after death in the most hilarious way possible! When you die, you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will escort you to the afterlife filled with endless diamond blocks and flying pigs. But beware, if you were a griefer in your past life, you’ll be stuck in a never-ending loop of being chased by angry creepers! Join us now for a chance to experience the most outrageous afterlife in Minecraft history!

CraftyKoreanWarzone

arms deliveries, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKoreanWarzone, defense cooperation, defense exports, defense industry, diplomatic discussions, foreign policy, global conflicts, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, peace negotiations, political decisions, potential weapons sales, security assistance, south korea, strategic partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1241
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Lol join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions. we once had a player who built a rollercoaster to the moon and back in one day. we also have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! also, did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play hide and seek? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Meteorite Mayhem

asteroid, astronomical event, Astronomy, celestial bodies, celestial impact, cosmic collision, cosmic phenomena, Earth science, geology, impact crater, MAYHEM, meteor, meteor shower, meteorite, meteorology, natural disasters, planetary science, Space debris, space exploration, space rock, space rocks

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can get hit by meteors all day every day. but, like, if the meteor bounces before hitting u, then u got hit by a meteorite. how crazy is that? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging meteors and collecting meteorites like a boss. plus, our server has the rarest diamonds that fell from the sky with the meteors. so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join and become the ultimate meteor master? come on, u know u want to!

”HolyCraft Server: F*ck Yeah!”

bayonetta, Disappointment, Dragon’s Dogma 2, elden ring, everything sucks, fck, gaming industry, god of war, Halo, holy fuck, Holycraft, letdown, mgs5, Minecraft, negative reviews, overhyped, pokemon, ratchet and clank, Server, smash ultimate, street fighter, underwhelming, unsatisfactory, video games, yeah, Zelda

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you tired of everything sucking? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity, where even the blocks themselves have a sense of humor.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have custom mods that will make your head spin and your sides split with laughter.

Forget about all those other games that suck, because on our server, the only thing that sucks is a vacuum cleaner (and even that’s debatable). So come on, join us and experience a world where everything is just a little bit more ridiculous and a whole lot more fun.