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CraftyParent Minecraft Server

aita, chore chart, Chores, cleaning service, Communication Issues, CraftyParent, family dynamics, household chores, husband, inaction, Laundry, meal kit service, Minecraft, parenting, Respect, Routine, Server, stay at home parent, Stress Management, temper, trust issues, work-life balance

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Votes:	5573
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to survive the madness!

Imagine a world where your house is cluttered with dirty dishes, your table is unusable because it’s covered in stuff, and your laundry hasn’t been done in 2 weeks. Sounds like a nightmare, right? Well, that’s just a normal day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our stay-at-home dad NPCs are so realistic, they’ll yell at your virtual children for not telling them they need their laundry done. And don’t worry, they’ll always blame someone else for their own shortcomings.

Join now and experience the thrill of living in a virtual world where communication is futile, excuses are abundant, and laundry day is just a distant dream. Who needs a chore chart when you can have chaos instead? Don’t miss out on the drama, join our server today!

HotelLootHoarder

Angry, Blamed, Boyfriend, CLOSET, cover cost, double check, favorite items, free breakfast, free nights, honest mistake, hotel room, HotelLootHoarder, lost clothes, not paying, replace clothes, scenario, share bag, Support, Upset, WIBTA

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4241
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Crops Grown:	1620	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can blame others for your mistakes and get free stuff in return? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of leaving your favorite items in a closet, blaming someone else for it, and getting rewarded with free nights and breakfast in return!

But wait, there’s more! You can also expect outrageous demands from your fellow players, like asking them to pay for your lost clothes because they didn’t check the closet. It’s all fun and games until someone loses a diamond sword, am I right?

So come on down to our server and let the drama unfold! Who needs actual responsibilities when you can just shift the blame and get rewarded for it? Join now and let the chaos begin!

LonelyCraft

acceptance, coping, Emotional support, emotional wellbeing, feeling ignored, feeling unloved, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, seeking approval, seeking validation, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-validation

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7531
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	91	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of pixels? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never feel unloved again! Join us and become part of a wacky community where everyone cares about you more than your own pet slime.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have secret underground parties with creepers and skeletons, and sometimes even the elusive Herobrine shows up to do the Macarena.

So why settle for a boring, lonely existence when you can join our server and be showered with love and attention like a diamond ore in a mine? Come on, don’t be a sad little villager – join us now and let the fun begin!

BritIntCraft: Putin’s Fam Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, BritIntCraft, British Intelligence, Corruption, fam, family dynasty, family ties, Government, highest positions, influence, intelligence agencies, leadership, Minecraft, nepotism, nepotistic practices, oligarchy, political appointments, political maneuvering, power, putin, Putins, RELATIVES, russia, Russian politics, Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1332
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF MINECRAFT SERVERS WITH NO SPARKLE? WELL, U NEED TO JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT BRITISH INTELLIGENCE UP IN HERE! PUTIN’S RELATIVES R RUNNING THE SHOW AND THEY’RE BRINGIN’ ALL THE DRAMA! U WANNA SEE SOME REAL LIFE SOAP OPERA ACTION? JOIN US AND WATCH THE PLOT TWISTS UNFOLD! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT TALK IN A BRITISH ACCENT! SO WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS!

Redstone Revolution

arms control, cold war, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Deterrence, eastern europe, escalation, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military capabilities, military strategy, Nuclear deterrence, Nuclear Doctrine, nuclear weapons, political tensions, Redstone, revolution, russia, security policy, Ukraine, Western role

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, russia is changing their nuclear doctrine because of some western stuff in ukraine. but don’t worry, on this server, we got, like, nuclear-powered pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s, like, totally insane, bro. you gotta join and see for yourself. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of zombie chickens. it’s, like, the ultimate survival challenge, dude. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

What is the IP for MrRoflWaffles Minecraft Server?

liberty balls, liberty falls, milo, Minecraft, mr roffle woffles, mr rofl waffles, mr rolf waffles, mrroflwaffles, roffle, roffle waffle, rolf, Server, woffle, zombies

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magic Items Found:	4233
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

MrRoflWaffles, also known as Milo, is a popular content creator in the gaming community with a focus on Call of Duty Zombies. With a dedicated following on YouTube and social media, he is known for his in-depth analysis, Easter egg guides, and entertaining gameplay commentary. Through his informative videos and engaging personality, MrRoflWaffles has established himself as a trusted source for all things related to the world of Zombies, making him a go-to resource for fans of the franchise.

Wow, Oreos & Avocados: The Un-modified Mincraft Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventures, Avocados, base, blocks, border, Creative, developers, Experience, Explore, gameplay, Maps, mincraft, Minecraft, Mode, open world, oreos, Plots, Reset, Resources, Server, Structures, Survival, unmodified, Vanilla, world, wow

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	999
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Server IP	mc.playwoa.com

➤ [Vanilla]

Vanilla original gameplay: Our Minecraft vanilla server offers a pure, unmodified version of the game, providing the original gameplay experience as intended by the developers. No world reset, no world border, and no plugins.

➤ [Survival Mode]

Survival Mode (SM): An open-world Vanilla experience offering multiple worlds with 1000×1000 block maps. Players can go on solo adventures or team up with friends to build the best base possible. SM servers reset on the 1st and 15th of every month.

➤ [Creative Mode Plots]

Creative Mode Plots (CM): Dedicated plots world experience where players can unleash their creativity and build whatever they want with unlimited blocks and resources. Players can work together on projects or build their own creations.

Website: https://playwoa.com

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/8EWAzny

Rules

RESPECT EVERYONE
DO NOT CHEAT OR EXPLOIT
DO NOT ABUSE ARTISTIC LICENSE
MAINTAIN PLAYER AND ACCOUNT SAFETY
PERSONAL AND ACCOUNT SAFETY TIPS

FAQ

Q: When do Survival Mode servers reset?

A: Survival Mode servers reset on the 1st and 15th of every month.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: The rules include respecting everyone, no cheating or exploiting, not abusing artistic license, maintaining player and account safety, and following personal and account safety tips.

SwarthyCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, Ancient, Appearance, children, Cultural, fat, Fruitful, Hippocrates, historical, Interpretation, lean, Meaning, Minecraft, phlegmatic, Relaxed, Sarmatians, Server, short, slaves, swarthy, SwarthyCraft, Temperament, Women

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the Sarmatians themselves? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as swarthy, short, and fat as those ancient warriors! Our players may not be fruitful like the Sarmatian women, but our lean slaves give birth to so many virtual children that you’ll never run out of fellow players to team up with. Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you scratching your head and laughing out loud at the same time. Who knew ancient history could be so entertaining in block form?

CraftyAF Minecraft SMP

CraftyAF, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen while riding a pig with a saddle made of diamonds.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a player who built a house out of TNT and somehow managed to survive the explosion – now that’s dedication! And don’t even get me started on the time we all decided to have a massive chicken jousting tournament in the sky.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you in stitches from laughing so hard, then come join us! Just beware of the prankster who likes to replace all your diamond blocks with obsidian – trust us, it’s all in good fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

ToiletBlocker Minecraft Server

administrative corridor, bowel issues, Code, Colleague, data security, Gatekeeping, Hospital, hospital policy, key code, laxatives, Lock, medical secretary, Minecraft, Panic Button, privacy, Server, staff access, stink, TOILET, ToiletBlocker, Unpleasant, work environment

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6011
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Votes:	2232	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5106	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a hospital corridor with a secret toilet code? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of keeping unwanted players out with key code locks and bells.

Imagine the drama of denying access to a fellow player who desperately needs to use the toilet because of their explosive bowel issues. Will you be the hero who stands up for privacy and fresh air, or the villain who locks the bathroom door on a poor soul in need?

With data security policies stricter than a hospital’s, you’ll never have to worry about unauthorized players sneaking into your virtual space. Join now and experience the ultimate blend of exclusivity, drama, and bathroom-related shenanigans!