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GUM BUSINESS HELP Minecraft SMP

smp, small quantities, small-scale production, gum production, cost-effective ingredients

Greetings fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of gum enthusiasts who are on a mission to create the world’s first gum empire in Minecraft!

Yes, you heard that right. We are starting a gum business in Minecraft, and we need your help to gather the elusive “gum base” ingredient. But here’s the catch – gum base is not your average Minecraft resource. It’s rare, it’s valuable, and it’s guarded by gum-loving mobs who will stop at nothing to protect it.

Join our server and embark on a wild journey to find and collect gum base in the most outrageous ways possible. From battling gum-chewing zombies to trading with eccentric gum merchants, the possibilities are endless. And who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for crafting your own home-made gum!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most gum-tastic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, in the world of gum, anything is possible – even building a gum empire from scratch!

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Poorfag & 3rd Worlders Minecraft Server

wealth gap, Poorfags, materialism, social status, purchasing power

Are you tired of playing with poorfags and 3rd worlders on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because on our server, we only allow the most elite players who can afford to buy a console just to play Minecraft. That’s right, we’re so exclusive that we only accept players who are willing to drop some serious cash on their gaming experience.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be granted access to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have been forged in the fiery depths of the Nether by a pack of deranged Endermen. With this pickaxe in hand, you’ll be able to mine diamonds faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep.”

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s a sight to behold, and only those who have proven themselves worthy by surviving a night in our treacherous caves will be able to witness it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just make sure you have your wallet ready, because this is one exclusive club you won’t want to miss out on.

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Woods Run Minecraft Server

Wilderness, Bear, Minecraft, fear, Running

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re building a majestic castle or getting attacked by a random bear while going for a peaceful run near the woods. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make friends with the bear and recruit it to be your loyal sidekick in your quest for domination. Join us now for a wild and unpredictable adventure unlike any other! Just watch out for those sneaky woodland creatures…

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Coom in Moom’s Womb Minecraft SMP

maternal bond, Pregnancy, Parent, child, Reproduction

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “I coom in Moom’s womb” and let me tell you, their antics are wilder than a herd of creepers on a rampage!

Join our server if you want to witness the chaos that ensues when “I coom in Moom’s womb” decides to prank unsuspecting players by filling their houses with llamas or turning their farms into giant mushrooms. But be warned, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you accidentally fall into a pit of lava!

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to watch your back because you never know what kind of shenanigans “I coom in Moom’s womb” has up their sleeve next!

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Dan Machi Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Quick, Hestia, Gods, Ais Wallenstein

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take hours to accomplish anything? Well, look no further because our server guarantees you will have a full episode’s worth of fun in less than 20 minutes!

Join us and embark on epic quests like battling a giant chicken boss or rescuing villagers from a horde of evil bunnies. Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re in a Minecraft speedrun!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, there’s a legendary unicorn mount waiting to be tamed by the bravest player.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most action-packed, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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RTS Game Recommendations Minecraft SMP

gaming peripherals recommendations, gaming gear, gaming essentials, Rts, gaming accessories

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP out there!

Join us and experience wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against a horde of creepers, building a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether, and competing in a chicken jousting tournament (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly villagers who throw epic parties, and even a dragon that occasionally swoops down to challenge players to a dance-off.

So grab your sword, put on your diamond armor, and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case you might want to steer clear).

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Infinite Space Minecraft Server

metaphysical monism, William James, mental phenomena, Server, Minecraft

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that only focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique twist that will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server for a wild ride through the world of philosophical alternatives to metaphysical monism. Ever heard of Neutral Monism? Yeah, we didn’t think so. Picture a reality made up of a neutral "stuff" that can be both mental and physical at the same time. Bertrand Russell and William James would be proud to see their ideas come to life in Minecraft form.

But wait, there’s more! Dual-Aspect Theory is another mind-blowing concept you can explore on our server. Imagine a reality with two complementary aspects – mental and physical. It’s like having a split personality, but in a cool philosophical way. Baruch Spinoza would be shaking in his boots (if he wore boots).

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a house out of pure consciousness or mine for physical sensations? Plus, our community is full of thinkers and dreamers who will challenge your beliefs and expand your mind (literally, again).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready to question the very fabric of reality while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. It’s a philosophical journey you won’t find anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

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“Why Government Doesn’t Ban Porn” Minecraft SMP

porn, DOCTORS, Government, smp, Dangerous

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos! Our server is so insane, even porn actresses wouldn’t be able to handle it. We’ve got STDs spreading like wildfire, but don’t worry, getting tested won’t help you here. The government is in on it, purposely putting players in danger just for fun.

But that’s not all! We’ve got players dropping like flies, becoming invalids or even dying from the madness. It’s a total free-for-all where anything goes. And if you think paying for porn is bad, just wait until you see what we have in store for you.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where danger lurks around every corner and insanity reigns supreme. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Let the games begin!

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Polska Paradise Minecraft Server

list, love, up to 20, polska, tags

Are you a fan of POLSKA? Do you dream of building a virtual shrine to all things Polish in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things POLSKA! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant pierogi castle, riding on a rollercoaster made entirely of kielbasa, and battling creepers with your trusty pierun hammer. Our community is filled with fellow POLSKA enthusiasts who will cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world in the most Polish way possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner POLSKA flag fly high!

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Nikke’s SMP Shenanigans

update, mica, smp, White Ice Dragon, Developer’s Note

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server where the only limit is your imagination… and the occasional ice dragon attack! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane events, and special recruits that will make your jaw drop.

Are you ready to face the Solo Raid: White Ice Dragon and prove your worth? Or maybe you prefer teaming up for the Co-op: Chatterbox event where communication is key (and maybe a little chaos too).

But wait, there’s more! Our current special recruits include the fierce Maiden: Ice Rose, the chilling Ludmilla: Winter Owner, the adorable Mica: Snow Buddy, and the ruthless Guillotine: Winter Slayer. And trust us, you’ll want to recruit them all to survive the upcoming battles.

Don’t forget to grab your costume passes like Volume: Beat the Gun and Vesti: Ark Mage to show off your style in the midst of all the madness.

Join us now and use our exclusive codes like STAYTACTICAL and UNBREAKABLE to unlock special rewards and show off your skills. This is not just a Minecraft SMP, this is a NIKKEonSatellite adventure that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the insanity begin!

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