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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 2869 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 120 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
So, get this, on our server, if you drink more than 5 cups of caffeinated coffee a day, you automatically become a Minecraft mastermind! Your brain will be so sharp, you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss. Forget about those losers who don’t drink coffee, they’ll be stuck in the Stone Age while you’re living in the future!
And get this, if you’re a heavy coffee drinker, you’ll literally reverse aging! That’s right, you’ll be 6.7 years younger in cognitive age than those losers who don’t drink coffee. Who needs a time machine when you’ve got a cup of joe, am I right?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft coffee connoisseur! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get brewing, baby!
