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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 8822 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!