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FlyDownCraft

clothing, Commando, EMBARRASSING, EMBARRASSMENT, Etiquette, fashion blunder, fashion faux pas, fly down, FlyDownCraft, modesty, modesty slip, occurrence, pants, Public, socially, Style, trousers, Wardrobe, wardrobe malfunction, zipper, zipper mishap

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Votes:	5033

So, like, you should totally join this minecraft server because we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, bro. And, like, the zombies do the cha-cha when you try to attack them. It’s like a disco party with the undead, man. Plus, our creeper explosions are like fireworks, but with more BOOM, ya know? And if you find the secret hidden treasure, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s, like, totally epic, dude. So, like, come join the fun and let’s party like it’s 1999. Or, like, 2021. Whatever, man. Just come play, okay?

ChoroidCraft: Brain Repair Edition

adult brain, Animal Model, Brain, brain injury, brain organ, brain repair, brain research, cerebrospinal fluid, choroid plexus, ChoroidCraft, Edition, injury, key role, medical breakthrough, neurons, new study, overlooked organ, pool of neurons, promoting repair, Repair, researchers, stroke recovery, study

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Animals Bred:	80
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Votes:	7937

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, it will blow ur mind? well, u better buckle up cuz dis server is gonna take u on a wild ride u won’t forget!

imagine dis: u spawn in dis crazy world where u gotta fight off zombies, creepers, and all sorts of baddies. but don’t worry, cuz u got ur trusty sword and armor to protect u. oh, and did i mention u can ride on dragons and unicorns? yea, dat’s right, u heard me.

but wait, there’s more! u can also build ur own castle, mine for diamonds, and even create ur own potions. and get dis, there’s a secret brain organ in dis world dat helps u repair ur brain after u get injured. it’s called the choroid plexus and cerebrospinal fluid, and it’s gonna make u smarter and stronger than ever before.

so, what are u waiting for? come join dis insane minecraft server and let’s get ready to rumble! trust me, u won’t regret it.

[Fantasy RP]🌟 18+ Slice of Life Fantasy Roleplay 🌟

+18, Adventure, bandit, comedy, Curseforge, dark fantasy, Dedicated, dnd, E’mera, FANTASY, Fantasy Furniture, Fantasy RP, Farmer, Genshin Instruments, Iron’s spells, java, knight, Minecraft, naturalist, Oakheart, real estate agent, Roleplay, romance, RPG, shopkeeper, simple voice chat, slice of life, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	327
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Hey there! 🌟 I’m Rexx, and I’m thrilled to welcome you to our growing 18+ server nestled in the enchanting Town of Outcast! 🏰 We’re all about immersive roleplay with dedicated sessions every two weeks, where you can take on diverse roles like guards, townsfolk, farm workers, and more!

Server Genres:

Adventure😆 Comedy

we got lots of mods modpack featuring Genshin Instruments, Simple Voice Chat, Iron’s Spells, Naturalist, Fantasy Furniture, and more to elevate your roleplay experience!

Requirements:

Choose Your Town:

E’mera (Black Water County)🌳 OakHeart

A Bite of Lore:Welcome to OakHeart, a town of outcasts ranging from humans, demons, to monsters. Despite their dark pasts and secrets, they’ve turned OakHeart into a beloved home where every corner holds a tale waiting to be told.

Town Jobs:

🌾 Farmer: Grow crops, feed the town, and earn!🛍️ Shopkeeper: Sell magical goods, weapons, or food.🏰 Knight: Protect OakHeart or E’mera with valor!🏠 Real Estate Agent: Help players find their perfect home.🦹‍♂️ Bandit: For those with a knack for adventure… and risk!⛏️ Miner: Essential for keeping the town’s economy strong.🌿 Gardener: Beautify OakHeart with your green thumb.🎣 Hunter: Provide fresh catches and protect local wildlife.🐎 Ranch Owner: Manage your own ranch and livestock.🛡️ Guard: Safeguard the community and its treasures.

Join us in shaping OakHeart’s story and crafting your own tale in this richly diverse community! 🌟

51.195.190.11:25586

Biden’s Minecraft Server: Poisoned & Distracted!

Apologize.., biden, Bidens, Conspiracy, Corruption, Deception, dishonest, Distracted, distraction, divisive tactics, harmful actions, Lies, MAGA, Manipulation, Minecraft, Partisan, Poisoned, Poisoning, political warfare, Politics, Propaganda, Server, toxic behavior, UNACCEPTABLE, Unethical

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! We’ve got exploding sheep, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen!

But that’s not all – our server is so wild that even the politicians are getting involved. Rumor has it that some sneaky players tried to poison and distract Biden while he was building his dream castle. Unacceptable, right? So if you want to join a server where anything can happen, and where even the politicians are getting in on the action, then come on over and apologize to Biden for us, you sneaky MAGATs!

SockCraft Minecraft Server

arches, Beautiful, cute, discussion, favorites, female feet, fetish, footwear, Going, good one, High heels, long tail, Minecraft, nails, pedicure, post, Server, Sexy, SockCraft, Soles, tags, Thread, Toes

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6473
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Build your own floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on a magical unicorn that farts rainbows.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a giant pig that can fly and breathe fire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

BrisketBattles: Payback Edition

Argument, bbq, bills, brisket, BrisketBattles, chicken, cow, defrost, Edition, Fish, Fourth of July, FREEZER, frozen, overreacting, payback, picky eater, red meat, shared account, smoking, Store, Thawing, Wife

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9521
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Star Shards Collected:	139	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frozen brisket left in the freezer? Look no further! Our server is so cool, it’ll make you want to defrost and join the fun!

Join us for epic BBQ parties where the only thing on the menu is chicken and fish – just like the pickiest of wives! But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you sneak in some red meat on the side.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of thawing out a brisket for a Fourth of July BBQ. Just make sure your wife doesn’t think it’s too gross to handle!

And if you ever find yourself in a heated argument over meat thawing techniques, don’t worry – our server is the perfect place to cool off and have a laugh. Plus, we have a shared account for all your virtual bill-paying needs!

So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even find yourself in a beefy situation that’ll have you laughing for days!

BoredomCraft Minecraft Server

Boredom, BoredomCraft, dreary tasks, dull moments, lackluster experiences, Minecraft, monotonous experiences, mundane tasks, repetitive actions, Server, tedious chores, tiresome routines, unengaging tasks, unentertaining moments, uneventful days, uneventful occurrences, unexciting events, uninspiring tasks, uninteresting activities, uninteresting projects, unproductive moments, unstimulating activities

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Have you ever tried watching paint dry while listening to elevator music? Well, forget about that snoozefest because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the brink of boredom!

Join our server and embark on wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat and monocle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve witnessed a creeper breakdancing competition.

So why waste your time with mundane activities when you could be living it up on our insanely fun Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of ridiculousness!

GrownUpProblems

10. Adulting surprises, 11. Unexpected adulting hurdles, 12. Coping with adulthood, 13. Navigating adult responsibilities, 14. Adulting obstacles, 15. Surprising aspects of being an adult, 16. Adulting difficulties, 17. Struggles of adulthood, 18. Adulting challenges and surprises, 19. Overcoming adulting difficulties, 2. Surprising difficulties of adulthood, 20. Adulting surprises and hurdles., 3. Coping with adult responsibilities, 4. Unexpected struggles of being an adult, 5. Adulting hardships, 6. Managing adult life, 7. Difficulty of adulting, 8. Surprising adulting struggles, 9. Challenges of growing up, Adulting challenges, GrownUpProblems

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	491
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7726
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Votes:	6462
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6346
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with the struggles of everyday life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of responsibility! Join us and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic pixelated castle.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as fed up with adulting as you are. We have weekly events like “Build Battle Royale” where you can show off your creative skills and compete for ridiculous prizes like a virtual pet unicorn or a diamond-encrusted pickaxe.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Some say it’s guarded by a pack of zombie chickens, while others claim it’s protected by a giant lava monster named Steve. Are you brave enough to venture into the depths and claim the loot for yourself?

So why waste your time dealing with bills and deadlines when you could be exploring a world of endless possibilities and absurd adventures? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner child run wild!

CraftyKremlinNewsNet

ai, AI-Driven, CraftyKremlinNewsNet, elections, fake news, Impersonates, influence, Local Media, Network, russia, US

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Emeralds Found:	1213	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9884
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we have AI-driven fake news network from russia impersonating us local media to influence elections!!! 🤯🤖🇷🇺🗳️

come build your own fake news empire and spread wild conspiracy theories to sway the minds of unsuspecting players! 😂🤪🤯

watch out for the secret agents lurking in the shadows, ready to take down anyone who dares to challenge their fake news dominance! 🕵️‍♂️🔥🚓

join now for a chance to become the ultimate master of misinformation and chaos in the minecraft world! 🌍🔥🔥🔥

remember, nothing is true and everything is permitted on this crazy server! 😜🤣🤯🎮

ShedRenoManiaCraft

affordable housing, alternative housing, DIY housing, homelessness, homelessness awareness, housing affordability, housing crisis, housing market, housing options, housing shortage, housing solutions, minimalist living, renovating buses, renovating RV’s, renovating sheds, renovating vans, ShedRenoManiaCraft, societal issues, tiny homes, unobtainable housing, van life

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4051	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

yo, u ever feel like ur house is just a glorified shed? well, on our server, we embrace the shed life! we got so many cool builds, like vans, buses, and even RV’s that will make u forget u even had a house in the first place. join us and embrace the homeless with extra steps lifestyle! who needs a mansion when u can live in a pimped out bus, amirite? come join us and see why shed living is the new trend in town!