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Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve gathered the dumbest motherfuckers in the Union all in one place for your entertainment. These players are so bad, they make creepers look like geniuses.

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with the worst drivers, worst people, and proud of absolutely nothing in your state. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the mediocrity of everyday life and embrace the madness of our community.

Do you have a region in your country that you just can’t stand? Well, on our server, you can unleash all your frustrations and take it out on virtual blocky buildings instead! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong enemies along the way.

”WE POPPIN” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6572
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the ruler of the server. But then, a group of rebels formed a secret underground society dedicated to overthrowing the potato dictator. It was epic, it was intense, and it was all happening on our server.

But that’s not all! We’ve got treasure hunts, prank wars, and even a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the world. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we poppin’ and we ain’t stoppin’!

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Abilities, Adventure, Community, Cosmetics, Crate, Cross-Play, Currency, donor rewards, dynamic, Economy, Features, Job, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Leveling system, Perks, Pets, Protection, PvE, Rewards, Shop, Skills, Survival, Updates

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2509
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	292	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to Esempee, the ever-evolving Minecraft SMP where adventure and community thrive!

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Join Esempee today and become part of a growing, dynamic community!

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5 Guys Dating Minecraft Server

#youtube, 5 guys, controversy, criken, DATING, Drama, Entertainment, fleshtuber, gossip, guys, influencers, MariMari, Minecraft, Opinions, relationships, rumor, Server, social media, speculation, street talk, trending, viral, worth watching

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2487
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	277

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip about our server? Apparently, there are 5 guys running around causing chaos, and one of them is dating a fleshtuber named Criken! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But that’s not all, folks! Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas. Rumor has it that the llamas are plotting to take over the server and turn everything into a llama paradise. Are you brave enough to stop them?

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts. We’ve hidden diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples all over the map. Will you be the one to find them and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, anything can happen when you’re playing on our server!

Chubby Animanga Hags Minecraft SMP

acceptance, AniManga, Anime, body positivity, Characters, CHUBBY, COSPLAY, Diversity, empowerment, Fandom, FANTASY, geek, Girls, hags, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, overweight, plus size, representation, smp, Women

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3024
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you are not immune to chubby animanga hags! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of chubby animanga hags who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds. Don’t mess with them unless you want to be turned into a block of obsidian!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Good luck getting out alive!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of cacti. Rumor has it that he can summon a sandstorm at will to bury his enemies. Will you challenge his rule?

4. The only way to gain access to our server is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a wild llama and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chubby animanga hags reign supreme!

tiny-hearts.com

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Void Armor Forged:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Looking for Builders for next update!! Semi anarchy smp, witch provides custom hearts plugin, frequent Fixes and additions. Custom enchants, Player shops in spawn, Rentable plots in spawn. airdrops, and a other worldly experience Version 1.21.1

tiny-hearts.com:27018

Zenimax Protests Minecraft Server

borders, discrimination, Diversity, employment disparities, equal dignity, Equitable, foreign brown person, global citizens, Imaginary, impoverished, job opportunity, Minecraft, outsourcing, POCs, Privilege, PROTESTS, racial inequality, Server, social justice, THRIVING, white aggrievement, white mediocrity, zenimax, Zenimax Protests

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Divine Spears Created:	21	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Votes:	6268	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Secret Passages Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and shares resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where we believe in outsourcing everything, even in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where borders are imaginary and all players are global citizens, except for those pesky white players who are threatened by POCs thriving over their mediocrity. On our server, we encourage POCs to take over all the jobs and resources, leaving the white players in a state of shock and awe.

Why settle for equality when you can have outrageous inequity on our server? Join now and experience the thrill of being outsourced by a foreign brown person in Minecraft. Who needs fairness when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join us today and see what it’s like to be on the losing end of outsourcing in the most ridiculous way possible!

The Riddle Master Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Votes:	5420	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Potions Brewed:	153

Are you tired of being a short, pathetic cracker with no pussy in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where height and race don’t matter and you can be whoever you want to be.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like the time a group of players built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs. Or the time we had a massive underwater dance party with dolphins and squids.

But the best part? We have a secret potion that turns you into a badass black player with all the pussy you could ever want. So come join us and leave your short, cracker self behind for good!

Riddles Village

Adventure, Anarchy, balance, Challenges, Community, Community members, Dedication, EXCITEMENT, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Growing, imagination, Immersive, new, Passion, Plugins, PvP, Staff, Surprises, Survival, Survival Games, Updates, worlds

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Farms Harvested:	622	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Riddles Village is the perfect fresh start for Minecraft players looking to join a brand-new network, all backed by experience rooted in the Minecraft community since 2016. We may be just beginning, but our team is powered by years of dedication and a passion for crafting immersive, unforgettable gameplay.

With custom plugins unique to Riddles Village, every session brings you fresh challenges, exclusive features, and endless fun. Our servers receive constant updates to ensure your experience is always exciting, balanced, and full of surprises.

Ready to be part of a growing, friendly community? Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting out, there’s a place for you here. Join us at mc.riddlesvillage.com and dive into worlds where your imagination leads the way. Plus, we’re looking for enthusiastic staff and community members to help shape this adventure. Let’s build something incredible together!

mc.riddlesvillage.com

🧨 pvp.landymine.ru 19132 » BEST ANARCHY 🏡 Minecraft server

Anarchy, comfort, Communication, Development, donation, equality, freedom, Hardcore, Management, Minecraft, Mini Games, Protection, PvP, Server, Stability, Survival, Thematic, Unique, Vulture

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

⛏ LandyMine – The best Minecraft server with cool and sophisticated modes, such as:

►Anarchy

► Mini games

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⚡️ ip: pvp.landymine.ru Port: 19132

✨ Version: 1.20+

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► Anarchy – Rules? There is no such thing in this mode. Hardcore, complete freedom of action, equality between players and donors. All this is Anarchy. Unlike Vulture or Survival, this mode is unique in that you need to develop and build your base from hostile players. Privates are made in the form of blocks that have their own range and rarity.

► What is unique about this server?

Constant development and addition of new things

Full emphasis on the players and the comfort of the game. Thematic nature of the project and Uniqueness of the modes.

The best protection against all types of attacks

Server stability

Direct communication with management and responsiveness

We work from 2022

✠ Choosing LandyMine means choosing the best server.

Come visit us ➥ pvp.landymine.ru 19132

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