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TexanCraft: No More Porn Hub, Just Blocks and Creepers!

Access, adult content, Alternatives, blocks, browsing, browsing habits, Censorship, CREEPERS, Entertainment, Hub, internet, ONLINE, Options, people, popular sites, porn, privacy, restrictions, streaming, TexanCraft, texas, Texas residents, Websites

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Emeralds Found:	7804	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mines Excavated:	4306	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of not being able to visit your favorite porn sites by immersing yourself in a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Join us and build your own virtual porn empire, where you can create NSFW statues and monuments to your heart’s content. Who needs real porn when you can watch two Minecraft pigs getting it on in the virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Texas People tribe, who have mastered the art of Minecraft survival in the wild west. Join them in epic battles against creepers and zombies, and become a true Texan hero.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring porn sites forever!

House Party Minecraft Server: Survive the American Nuke!

America, American, danger, Decision making, Defense, Disaster, emergency, evacuation, fear, homeland security, House, Minecraft, nuclear war, Nuke, Panic, Party, Preparation, Protection, Safety, Server, Shelter, strategy, Survival, SURVIVE, uncertainty

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8241
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2847	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	110	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the impending doom of America nuking your house! Join us and build a fortress to protect yourself from the incoming missiles. Our server is equipped with anti-nuke technology that will keep you safe while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. Don’t let your house get blown up, join us now and survive the apocalypse in style!

RatCraft – Cheesy Adventures Await!

3D LIVE, Adventures, Art Tags, Await, Bae’s Twitter, Cheesy, Colour MV, covers, current schedule, DREAM CATCHER, Free chat, getting started, hakos baelz, Holo EN, merch, mind craft, Music, NEW COVERS, NEW ORIGINALS, Next stream, Originals, PAKU PAKU SEIBAI, pandaemonium, Podcast, Previous Stream, RatCraft, zodiac

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4994

Welcome to the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dreams, catching, and 3D live action that will leave you questioning reality.

Our server is so epic that even the originals are shaking in their boots. With music that will make your ears sing and covers that will make your heart skip a beat, you won’t want to miss a single moment.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Zodiac and Pandæmonium like never before. Our podcasts will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between.

And don’t even get us started on the merch. From limited edition PC cases to promise swag that will make your friends jealous, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s craft some holo memories together. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Rance: The LOL-tastic Server

adult content, Adventure, Anime, Character development, Conquest, Crafty, Eroge, FANTASY, gameplay, h game, Hero, Historic, LOLtastic, Manga, Protagonist, Rance, role playing, romance, series, Server, strategy, video game, visual novel, War

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	113637	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join this server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns. Don’t worry, our resident superhero llamas will be there to help you out!

But wait, there’s more! This server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken by your side?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our community is filled with friendly players who love to engage in epic dance battles using only emotes. Who needs swords when you can defeat your enemies with the power of dance?

So what are you waiting for? Join this server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Crafty Tradwife Adventures: Minecraft Edition

#youtube, Adventures, Anime, autist, Crafty, CUDDLE, dream girl, Edition, High IQ, ICT, indie music, love, mid 20s, Minecraft, Nirvana cover band, norwegian, pure woman, Sperg, tradwife, vidya, VIRGINITY, welsh, working out, workplace accident

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9657
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Dimension Hops:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Animals Bred:	57
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true! Join now for the chance to find your very own tradwife in the virtual world!

Picture this: you’re in your mid-20s, with a boring but stable job in ICT. Your only hobbies are working out and playing video games. You’ve always felt like an untouchable sperg, until one day, fate brings you a Welsh female cousin who tragically passed away in a workplace accident.

But fear not, her young daughter, your second cousin, is now living with your brother and his wife nearby. She’s a shy high IQ autist who excels in music and art. Together, you bond over j-dramas, history documentaries, and anime.

As she grows into a stunning Scandinavian-Celtic goddess, you find yourself falling for her. One night, she even has a wet dream about you! And when she asks you to pose for one of her mangas, you know it’s meant to be.

Join our server now and experience the romance, the passion, and the Nirvana cover band performances that will lead you to your own happily ever after. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a father next year!

The Blocky Spy Family – Code LOL

action, animated, Australia, blocky, Canada, Cinematic, Code, Code:White, comedy, Entertainment, family, film, humor, International, lol, mexico, Movie, new zealand, poop joke, Screening, spain, Spy, spy x family, Theatrical screenings, Usa

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2968
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5730	Emeralds Found:	5515
Astral Projections Made:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the action is as intense as a Hollywood blockbuster! Join players from all over the world, including the USA, Canada, Mexico, Australia, New Zealand, Spain, and even some mysterious countries we can’t pronounce!

Experience CINEMATIC moments that will leave you on the edge of your seat, just like that one time in a movie when they made a poop joke that was so epic, it changed the course of history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most thrilling Minecraft server on the planet. Join now and prepare for adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few more poop jokes along the way!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server of Double Trouble!

catchy, Chaeyoung, Choreography, Crafty, Dahyun, double, girl group, IDOLS, Jeongyeon, Jihyo, JYP Entertainment, K-pop, Korean, McCraftface, mina, Momo, Music, Nayeon, Sana, Server, Thread, Trouble, TWICE.., Tzuyu, Visuals

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Buildings Constructed:	27
Falling into the Void:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Void Gems Collected:	24

Welcome to our Twice thread Minecraft server, where the only thing better than building is dancing to K-pop! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds filled with twice the fun and twice the chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where every block was made of candy. They built a house out of gummy bears and lived happily ever after, surrounded by twice the sweetness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party, where players can show off their best moves and compete in epic dance battles. Who will be crowned the dancing queen or king of the block? Only time will tell.

So come join us on our Twice thread server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). See you in the game!

Crafty McPranksters: No Stolen Valor Allowed!

acceptance, Allowed, anxiety, autism, autistic, Awareness, Communication, Country, Crafty, Empathy, low empathy, McPranksters, mental health, neurodiversity, Nintendos, poor social skills, Shy.., Social Skills, speaking at length, Stereotypes, stigma, Stolen, stolen valour, Understanding, Valor

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3951
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being autistic is not a requirement, but having low empathy and anxiety is a plus! Join us and unleash your inner social awkwardness while discussing nintendos and other random topics for hours on end.

Our server is the perfect place for those who are tired of pretending to be shy when they’re actually just lacking in social skills. Embrace your awkwardness and dive into a world where you can be yourself without judgment.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the most socially awkward players can access. Plus, our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained with their bizarre stories and antics.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this unique and hilarious Minecraft server. Come join us and let your inner weirdo shine!

YeetCraft – the land of endless memes

#OnlineCommunity, #RenEntry, #youtube, Contentcreation, discussion, Endless, Enna, Essentials, ethyria, general, graduated, Land, memes, millie, nina, Reimu, socialmedia, streaming, twitch, twitter, Video, VirtualWorld, yeah, YeetCraft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ores Mined:	1935	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Endermen on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where Enna will guide you through the craziest builds and adventures with her YouTube channel. Need some comedic relief? Check out Millie and her Twitter for some hilarious memes and jokes that will have you rolling on the floor of your virtual block house.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for some epic gameplay with the legendary Nina (who has now graduated from Minecraft University) on Twitch. She’ll show you the ropes and teach you how to survive in the most intense situations. And if you’re in the mood for some serious PvP action, challenge Reimu to a duel and see if you have what it takes to come out on top.

And if you’re looking to up your game even further, check out Ethyria Essentials for all the latest tips and tricks to dominate the server. With a community as lively as a pack of Creepers on a hot summer day, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Crafty LOLs: No SIMS 4 Server

#youtube, commentary, Community, Crafty, discussion, ea, Entertainment, forum, gameplay, Gaming, lols, maxis, no SIMS 4 thread, online discussion, playthrough, reaction, Server, Sims, sims 4, simulation, Thread, Video, video game, virtual life

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Emeralds Found:	4038	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

🌟 Yo, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode? Well, look no further because this server is the bomb dot com! 🌟

🔥 Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but for Minecraft! 🍫

🚀 And that’s not all! Our server is so epic, it’s been endorsed by Elon Musk himself. He said, and I quote, “This server is out of this world, just like my rockets.” 🚀

🔮 But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret portal to a dimension where llamas ride unicorns and zombies breakdance to Thriller. It’s like a rave party in the Nether! 🎉

🔥 So what are you waiting for? Click that link and join the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 💥

Warning: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, loss of sleep, and an addiction to building pixelated castles. Play at your own risk! 😜

Link: Click here to join the madness! 🎮