Join us and build your dream world, far away from bail bonds and fentanyl deals. Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of cosigning for anyone’s questionable decisions.
Don’t let guilt-tripping family members get you down – on our server, the only thing you’ll be signing is your name on epic builds and crazy contraptions. Trust us, Minecraft is a much better way to spend your time than dealing with real-life drama.
So come on over and join us for some laughs, some crafting, and some good old-fashioned blocky fun. Who needs bail bond drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead? See you in the game!
we got pharmaceutical companies running amok, flooding the land with blocks of opioids like there’s no tomorrow. the DEA can’t regulate us, we’re too sneaky and slippery for them to catch.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a rollercoaster made of TNT, then join us now! who needs regulations when u can have all the chaos and fun u want? come on in and let’s make some memories that will leave u scratching ur head in confusion and laughing ur butt off at the same time.
Our server is the perfect place to focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, without worrying about your parents raiding your stash of potions. Plus, we have a strict “no pill-popping parents allowed” policy, so you can mine in peace without any interruptions.
So come join us and let’s craft some crazy adventures together – because here, the only thing getting high is your tower of blocks reaching for the sky!
We got peeps building coffee shops, brewing potions that make you run faster (like you’ve had one too many espressos), and even riding llamas that have been fed coffee beans (they’re like, super hyper, man).
Join us on this wild ride of caffeine-fueled adventures and see if you’ve got the coffee gene too! Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a whole new addiction while you’re at it. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get brewing! âðĪŠ