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MethaneMadness Minecraft Server

atmospheric methane, climate change, Decades, environmental impact, fastest rate, Global methane emissions, greenhouse gas, methane leaks, methane levels, methane monitoring, methane production, methane reduction, methane regulations, methane solutions, methane sources, methane technology, MethaneMadness, Minecraft, Rising, scientists, Server, warn

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

lol imagine if that was happening on our server! you join and suddenly the whole world is filled with fart noises and stinky clouds everywhere. but don’t worry, we have special gas masks for all players to protect them from the methane madness. join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

MaduroDefeatedByOpposition

Candidate, Claims, controversy, defeated, Democracy, Disputed, election, Evidence, fraud, Government, Maduro, MaduroDefeatedByOpposition, opposition, Politics, proof, Results, south america, Sunday, Venezuela, Voting

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the venezuelan opposition has PROOF that they defeated maduro in a wild sunday election battle! we have crazy pvp battles where you can fight for political power and show off your minecraft skills! build your own presidential palace and rule over your own virtual country! join now and be part of the revolution! #minecraftpolitics #madurodefeated #crazyelections

TitaniumHeartCraft

Artificial Heart, Cardiology, first time, health, Healthcare, Heart Transplant, Human Patient, Implant, innovation, Maglev-Powered, medical advancement, medical breakthrough, medical news, medical science, patient care, Surgeons, surgery, surgical procedure, Technology, Titanium Heart, TitaniumHeartCraft

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Towns Built:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got surgeons implanting maglev-powered titanium hearts in human patients for the first time!!! like wut even is that??? imagine having a heart that can levitate and power itself, u would be invincible in pvp battles!!! plus, our server has custom mobs like flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and giant chickens that drop diamonds when u defeat them. join now and experience the most insane adventures in minecraft history!!!

KoKLand | Minecraft server Minecraft server

activities, Community, Friends, KoKLand, Minecraft, responsive administration, Server, Survival, visit us

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1278
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Potions Brewed:	71
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Divine Spears Created:	27	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Want to survive in minecraft with friends? This server is the best place for it!

Responsive administrationGood communityThere is always something to do

Come visit us!

n4.joinserver.xyz:25661

PixelPurge Minecraft Server

Addictive, ban porn, Child predators, child welfare, crime, First Amendment, free speech, illicit drug, Mandate for Leadership, Minecraft, misogynistic exploiters, outlawed, PixelPurge, pornography, Project 2025, property rights, psychologically destructive, Server, sexual liberation, sexualization of children, transgender ideology

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5110
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as addictive as any illicit drug? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about that pesky pornography and focus on building the ultimate blocky empire.

Join us and leave those child predators and misogynistic exploiters of women in the dust! Our server is a safe haven where you can unleash your creativity without any of that psychological destruction nonsense.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build the most epic Minecraft world together! Just remember, no room for pornography here, only pure blocky fun.

Marigold’s SMP Adventures: KevinOwensInJapan

Adventures, community involvement, E-Chads, Entertainment, fan support, friendship, International, Japan, Japan tour, Kevin Owens, Kevin Owens fan, KevinOwensInJapan, little sister, Marigolds, Marigolds concert, Marigolds show, professional wrestling, Sisterhood, smp, Support, support local artists, travel, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera starring Kevin Owens and Marigold! Our new little sister, E-Chads, is causing chaos and we need your help to keep her in line. Who knows what kind of shenanigans she’ll get into next? Join now for a chance to witness the madness and maybe even become a part of the craziness yourself!

BaeCraft Minecraft Server

BaeCraft, birthday celebrations, birthday planning, birthday surprises, Boyfriend, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, family traditions, feeling excluded, home birth, hurt feelings, left out, Minecraft, overnight stay, rigid rules, Server, surprise baby, unexpected pregnancy

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6222
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3222	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are around every corner just like the surprise baby this player had! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the unexpected birth that took place in this story.

Experience the thrill of planning birthday celebrations only to be left out of the party, just like the player in this tale. Who needs a birthday bash when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

Join us for some family drama that will make you grateful for your own in-game family. Expect rigid rules and odd traditions that will keep you on your toes. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude you from any celebrations – unless you want some alone time with your baby, of course!

So come on over to our server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together, just like the unforgettable birth experience this player had. Who needs real-life drama when you have Minecraft to escape to? Join now and let the adventure begin!

FlightFiascoCraft

air hostess, airplane seating, aita, awkward situation, body odor, body size, dental surgery, flight etiquette, flight seating, FlightFiascoCraft, large couple, long haul flight, passenger discomfort, personal space, seat switch, slim build, social etiquette, travel discomfort, travel experience, uncomfortable flight

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5792
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of being squished and smushed on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee you won’t have to worry about being pressed against anyone (unless you want to, of course)!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom to build and explore without any unwanted smells lingering around. Our server is so spacious, you’ll feel like you’re flying first class on a 14-hour flight (minus the stench)!

Don’t be afraid to speak up if something doesn’t feel right, just like our player who bravely asked the air hostess for a seat change. We support your right to a comfortable gaming experience, even if it means causing a little turbulence along the way.

So come on board and soar through the skies of Minecraft with us, where the only thing that stinks is our sense of humor (in a good way, of course)!

SecretDateNight – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretDateNight, smp

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9625
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Love Letters Sent:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building pixelated houses with your girl? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all forms of pixelated romance! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you and your girl build the most epic love nest in all of blocky land. And don’t worry, your bros will never know…unless they join too and we have a double wedding in the Nether! So come on, join our SMP and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will go down in history!

Superpower: Invisibility, but only when no one is looking

Abilities, daydreams, dream, everyday life, FANTASY, flights of fancy, Fun, hypothetical, imagination, Invisibility, MAGICAL, make believe, Pointless, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, useless, WHIMSICAL, whimsy, wish fulfillment, wish granting, Wishful thinking

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4312
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Love Letters Sent:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and unlock the superpower of being able to turn invisible, but only when no one is looking at you. That’s right, you can sneak around all you want as long as no one is paying attention!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also gain the ability to speak to chickens in their native language. Finally, you can have deep, meaningful conversations with your feathered friends about the best strategies for egg-laying and avoiding creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the power to summon a never-ending stream of llamas to ride into battle? That’s right, forget horses and pigs, llamas are where it’s at now. Join our server and become the ultimate llama warrior, riding into battle with your trusty steed by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock these completely useless but totally awesome superpowers!