Join us now and be part of the action before it’s too late! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected twists await you on this server. Get ready for a wild ride filled with excitement, fun, and of course, lots of mining and crafting. Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime – join us today and let the madness begin!
Imagine falling asleep on your girlfriend while she’s trying to send you spicy pics – that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server. With deleted messages, furious arguments, and heartfelt apologies, you’ll never have a dull moment here.
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, join us now! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about communication and bedtime etiquette along the way.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also become a master chef, cooking up delicious pixelated dishes that will make Gordon Ramsay cry tears of joy. Or maybe you’ve always wanted to be a famous pop star? Well, now’s your chance to serenade your fellow players with your beautiful rendition of “Creeper, Oh Man”.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join him on epic quests for diamonds and glory. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!
imagine the chaos, dude. you’re just mining some diamonds and BAM, a freaking Osprey swoops down and picks you up. next thing you know, you’re flying over a pixelated ocean, waving to all the other players below.
and the best part? the US is all like, “uh, maybe you shouldn’t be doing that,” but Japan is just like, “nah, we do what we want.” so come join the madness, man. hop on an Osprey and let’s go on a wild adventure together. who knows where we’ll end up? it’s gonna be lit, trust me.
anyways, if you wanna join our minecraft server, we promise not to spy on you through your phone camera. we’re not that creepy. we’re just a bunch of weirdos who love building stuff and blowing it up for fun.
join us if you’re into crazy adventures, like that time we built a giant roller coaster that went straight into a volcano. it was lit, literally.
or maybe you’re more into trolling other players. we once convinced someone that diamonds were actually made of cheese and they spent hours trying to mine them with a pickaxe made of crackers. good times.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats? yeah, it’s a thing.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s equal parts hilarious and insane, come join us. just don’t forget to cover up your phone camera, you never know who might be watching.
Tired of your smp’s dying off? Well this one never will and hasn’t for the past few years as the community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members.
Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals.
Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. Not an anarchy server though so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Join Discord here
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can anyone join the server? | Yes, we welcome new members who are respectful and share similar interests. |
| Are hackers or griefers allowed on the server? | No, we do not allow hackers or griefers. |
| Do I have to join the Discord server to join the Minecraft server? | Yes, all members must join the Discord server. |
| Are there any major build projects happening on the server? | Yes, there are major build projects underway all the time. |
Imagine mining for diamonds with Petra Gurin, building a castle with Rosemi Lovelock, or pulling pranks on unsuspecting players with Luca Kaneshiro. Our server is so wild, even the zombies have their own Twitter accounts!
But beware, there’s drama brewing in ILUNA between MariaMari0nette and AsterArcadia, and XSOLEIL is planning a revolution led by D_Dropscythe. Will you join the chaos or create your own mischief?
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky discordfags and falseflaggers – they’re more dangerous than a pack of creepers in a TNT factory!
Join our server and prepare to be dazzled by the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, our players have truly outdone themselves in creating a world that will leave you speechless.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs you’ll ever encounter. Imagine facing off against a pack of zombie chickens riding on the backs of creepers, or trying to outsmart a giant spider with laser eyes. It’s a wild ride, but one that you won’t want to miss.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the beauty, the chaos, and the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite diamonds, where you can flush away your troubles and watch as precious gems rain down upon you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to embark on the wildest, wackiest, and most bacon-filled Minecraft adventure of your life!