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KuraCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

air assault, armed conflict, Armed Forces, battlefront, combat tactics, Conflict Resolution, defense capabilities, defense forces, defense maneuvers, defense strategy, eastern europe, infantry unit, KuraCraft, Kurahove, military conflict, Military operations, national defense, paratroopers, Russian attack, security measures, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian paratroopers, war zone

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6651
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

haha, ukraine aint got nothin on our server! we got paratroopers fightin off russians near Kurahove, but don’t worry, they’ll be back in time for the next pvp battle! join our server for epic battles and crazy adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in minecraft? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

ExoBeads: The Exosome Extractor

biomedical innovation, cancer detection, cancer research, chemical composition, diagnostic tool, early stages, efficiency, ExoBeads, Exosome, exosomes, Extraction, Extractor, isolation method, lab samples, magnetic beads, medical technology, membrane vesicles, novel method, researchers, scientific advancement, SYNTHESIZED, tannic acid, vesicle extraction

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7396
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got researchers who made magic beads dat can extract stuff from ur body like exosomes at 60% efficiency! It’s like having a mini doctor in ur game, helping u detect cancer early! Join now and let the magic beads do their thing, saving lives one block at a time! #CancerDetectingMagicBeads #MinecraftDoctor #SavingLivesWithExosomes

DescendantCraft – The First Minecraft Server

/tfdg/, Community, DescendantCraft, discussion, Download, Game, Minecraft, Module Combination Percentages, Module Data, News, Nexon, Pattern Suggestor, Record Locations, Resource Doc, ROADMAP, Server, strategy, TFD Tools, The First Descendant General, Thread Template, twitter, Vault Spots, Void Shard Farming

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Votes:	5202
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Emeralds Found:	5351
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic adventures and wild shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Void Shard Farming, uncover hidden Module Data, and fight off hordes of monsters in the Vault Spots!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest Module Combination Percentages you’ll ever see, guaranteed to blow your mind! And don’t even get us started on the Record Locations – they hold the key to unlocking untold treasures and secrets!

If you’re still not convinced, just take a look at our Roadmap – it’s packed with so much excitement, you won’t know what hit you! So what are you waiting for? Download Minecraft and join us on this insane journey of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you on the other side, adventurer!

Twitter: x.com/FirstDescendant /tfdg/ Thread Template: rentry.org/tfdg

Disclaimer: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, extreme fun, and a sudden urge to never leave this server. Join at your own risk!

ChudCraft SMP: Winter Sports Edition

ChudCraft, chuds, Edition, long tail tags, nation, smp, sports, Winter, winter sports, winter sports nation

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	114
Endless Night Skies:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are known as the winter sports nation, chuds! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground ice skating rink that is only accessible by riding a polar bear through a hidden tunnel. Trust us, it’s worth it.

2. Our PvP battles are like no other – instead of swords and armor, we fight with snowballs and sleds. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s totally epic.

3. Our community events include snowman building competitions, ice fishing tournaments, and even a yeti hunting expedition. Who knows, you might just stumble upon the legendary snow beast!

4. We have a currency system based on collecting rare snowflakes, which can be traded for exclusive winter-themed items and gear. Want a pair of enchanted snow boots? Better start hoarding those flakes!

So come join us in the winter wonderland of chuds, where the snow is always falling and the adventures are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be this cool?

DinnerCraft: AITA?

aita, anger, dinner etiquette, dinnercraft, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guests, disrespectful relatives, emotional outburst, expensive meal, family conflict, family dinner, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family traditions, Grief, handling grief, mother’s funeral, mourning, rude children, social etiquette

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	444	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with snatching dishes, trash can antics, and expensive menu items being thrown in the trash.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone plays nice? Come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration on your virtual family members. No need to hold back – dump that expensive food down the trash and watch the chaos unfold!

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and be as unreasonable as you want. Who needs to pay for dinner when you can just make a scene and have someone else foot the bill? Plus, if you’re childless like us, you’ll fit right in with our selfish antics.

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as wild as a family gathering gone wrong, come join us and let the drama begin! Remember, in this server, the more outrageous, the better. Let’s see if you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate AH!

CraftyTunez Minecraft SMP

accordion, Choice, CraftyTunez, creativity, drums, Flute, guitar, hobby, learning, Minecraft, Music, musical instrument, Passion, piano, reasons, Relaxation, Saxophone, Self-expression, skill development, smp, Trumpet, ukulele, Violin

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn how to play a musical instrument…virtually! That’s right, our server is equipped with magical instruments that you can play just by clicking your mouse. Want to serenade your fellow players with a flute solo while riding a pig? Done. How about starting a band with your friends and performing epic concerts in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless! Plus, rumor has it that playing music in our server can summon rare and powerful creatures to aid you in your adventures. So grab your pickaxe and your guitar, and join us for a musical journey like no other!

ForgiveCraft – No Regrets!

ForgiveCraft, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, letting go, moving on, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self growth, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-forgiveness, self-forgiveness exercises, self-forgiveness journey, self-forgiveness practice, self-forgiveness process, shame

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Towns Built:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Are you still mad at yourself for accidentally punching a villager in Minecraft and starting a full-blown riot in the village? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaotic behavior like that! Join us and let your inner mischief-maker run wild as you wreak havoc on unsuspecting NPCs and players alike. Who knows, you might even earn the title of “Villager Puncher Extraordinaire”! So come on, join us and let go of all your Minecraft-related guilt in the most hilarious way possible.

CraftyWarzone Minecraft Server

$1.5 billion, $200 million, Conflict Resolution, CraftyWarzone, Defense, Deliver, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, financial aid, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, military aid, military assistance, Military Funding, Minecraft, SECURITY, Server, Support, Ukraine, united states, US

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Potions Brewed:	60
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

OMG GUYS, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server!! we got the US delivering $200 million AND $1.5 billion in military aid for Ukraine!! like, who needs diamonds when u got that kinda cash flow, amirite?!

Join now and u can be part of our epic battle against the Ender Dragon, but instead of swords, we’re gonna be armed with tanks and fighter jets thanks to our sick military aid.

Plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even get to ride a unicorn into battle. Yeah, u heard me right, a freakin’ unicorn!! So what are u waiting for?! Join now and let’s show that dragon who’s boss!! 🦄💰💣

KosherCraft: Bus Burner & Graffiti Gang

anti-Israel, anti-Semitic, ATTACKED, Burned, Burner, bus, Community, discrimination, Gang, Graffiti, hate crime, incidents, intolerance, investigation, Jewish, KosherCraft, Police, Religious, school bus, SECURITY, Sites, Toronto, Toronto News, Vandalism

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4788
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchantments Applied:	244
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Ores Mined:	6795
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

hey u guys, come join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the chaos of toronto but in a hilarious way! u can burn school buses and spray anti-israel graffiti everywhere! it’s like real life but FUNNIER! join now for a wild time and see if u can survive the craziness of our server! 😂🔥🇮🇱 #minecraftmadness #torontotrouble

PandemicPunksCraft

aggression, Behavior, compassion, compassion fatigue, Conflict, Cruelty, emotional response, Empathy, Human nature, ISOLATION, Kindness, mental health, Negativity, pandemic, PandemicPunksCraft, Selfishness, social dynamics, societal changes, society, stress, unkindness

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ores Mined:	6177
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Crops Grown:	5817	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring rules? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly! This server is so wild, even the chickens wear sunglasses and drive tiny cars!

Join us on this epic adventure where you can ride polar bears into battle and build a castle out of diamond blocks! Our community is so lit, we have parties every night with DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the mines, there’s a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and zombies are actually professional dancers! Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy ride!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs reality when you can have this insane Minecraft world at your fingertips? Let’s get crafting, baby!