But that’s not all – our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your long-lost family. Need a mommy GF? We’ve got plenty of players who are ready to take on that role (in-game, of course). And as for staying safe while exploring, don’t worry – our server is so clean, you’ll never catch any virtual diseases here.
So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find what you’re looking for (or at least have a good laugh along the way)!
Join us and experience a world where being vertically challenged is not only accepted, but encouraged! Our custom-built spawn area is designed to make even the tallest players feel like they’re walking through a funhouse filled with miniatures. And don’t worry about feeling inadequate in PvP battles – our special shrinking potion levels the playing field, literally!
But the fun doesn’t stop there. Our server is home to the legendary Manletchad, a mythical creature said to roam the lands in search of the perfect pair of platform shoes. Rumor has it that anyone who can find and befriend the Manletchad will be granted three wishes, one of which must involve a dance-off with a creeper.
So why wait? Join Manletchads today and embrace your inner short stack! Who needs height when you’ve got heart (and a really cool pair of step stools)?
Join our server and experience a world where furries are banned for their shady behavior. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs without the fear of being harassed by furries looking for a quick fling. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all furry creatures, so you can play in peace without worrying about unwanted advances.
So why wait? Join our furry-free Minecraft server today and say goodbye to those pesky sex pests once and for all!
Join our server and embark on a quest to woo the most voluptuous villagers in all of Minecraft. From feeding them stacks of cake to serenading them with love songs made entirely of creeper noises, the possibilities are endless.
But be warned, the competition is fierce. Rumor has it that there is a secret society of Endermen who are also on the hunt for fat gfs, and they will stop at nothing to steal your potential soulmate.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the quest for love begin! Who knows, you might just find your perfect match in a blocky world full of surprises.
Join us and you might just find yourself in a crazy situation like one player who claimed to have encountered a bald woman in the game. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server! From building epic structures to battling mythical creatures, the possibilities are endless.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up feeling like a Minecraft legend in no time!
Our server is guaranteed to cure any feelings of isolation because we have a secret potion that turns all players into social butterflies. Once you join, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will make you feel like the life of the party, even if you’re just mining for diamonds.
Don’t believe us? Well, let us tell you the story of Bob, who joined our server feeling down in the dumps. But after just one day of playing, he was laughing so hard that he forgot all about his troubles. Now, Bob is the king of the server, ruling over his loyal subjects with a diamond pickaxe in hand.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs a partner when you have a whole community of hilarious players waiting to make you smile?
Join us and meet fellow players who have shed pounds faster than you can say “blocky body transformation.” Who needs a gym membership when you can just pop a pill and watch the pounds melt away while you mine for diamonds?
So come on over to our server and find love with someone who’s lost more weight than they can count! Who knew that weight loss drugs could lead to a whole new world of dating possibilities in Minecraft?
Picture this: your best friend is obsessed with getting engaged, to the point where she’s practically stalking her fiancĆ© for a ring. But wait, there’s more! Once they’re engaged, the obsession doesn’t stop there. Your friend is now a wedding planning maniac who won’t let her fiancĆ© have a moment of peace. From tracking his every move on a golf course to demanding he come home immediately, this server is a wild ride of relationship drama that will have you questioning your own sanity.
Join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand and maybe even become the middle man in this love triangle of epic proportions. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have this level of drama to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziest Minecraft server of all time!
come experience the thrill of not knowing when something will happen, causing anxiety levels to soar to new heights! our new study found that the hazard rate is the real MVP when it comes to driving anxiety in our pixelated world.
so why wait? join now and embrace the chaos, because who needs predictability when you can have heart-pounding uncertainty instead? come on, you know you want to!
Discover The Holy Lands:
Thriving Community: Join a vibrant community of adventurers from around the globe. Team up to tackle epic challenges, participate in community events, or simply hang out and make new friends. The Holy Lands is a place where everyone belongs.
Custom Features and Plugins: Experience Minecraft like never before with our unique custom plugins that enhance gameplay. From magic spells to custom mobs, and epic loot to economy systems ā weāve got it all!
Why Choose The Holy Lands?
Player-Driven Content: Your voice matters! We regularly host polls and forums where players can suggest new features, vote on updates, and influence the direction of the server. The Holy Lands is built by the community, for the community.
Join The Holy Lands Today! (Join our discord to get the modpack)
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PING BR (24 hours online) Super cool extras Myth System Top Dragon Slayers League between players worth R$300.00 on pix Clan League every 2 months Battle Royale every month Weekly events IP JAVA: **luarmc.com** IP BEDROCK: **bd.luarmc.com**, Porta: **19132**
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![SUPERāŗFUNLAND [SMP] {No Whitelist} {City Building} {FUN} {1.21}](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/SUPERFUNLAND-SMP-No-Whitelist-City-Building-FUN-121.png)
SUPERāŗļøFUNLAND is a vanilla server experience for players that have been around the block a few times. Our team has experience with moderating successful Minecraft servers, but burned out after getting tired of the seasonality of standard SMPs. Itās an infinite world after all, so why do so many SMPs end up completely restarting after only a couple of months?
Thatās why SUPERāŗļøFUNLAND will never reset the overworld. So many of us run into the periodic Minecraft phase, but canāt commit to a long-term world. We want to be that world for your Minecraft creativity.
When you come on our server, youāre getting back to the blocky basics. As a building-focused community, we want to mitigate some of the grind-ier aspects of the game, so weāve changed the recipes to give you more blocks for your bang, making it easier to get into that flow of making awesome builds to show off to the community.
Additionally, this server has daily nether and end resets (~3 a.m. Eastern Time). Letās be honest, Nether highways suck. They make travel faster, sure, but they make overworld transportation a thing of the past.
Remember playing Minecraft for the first time, and building paths to and from your friendsā builds? We do too, and think something special was lost when Nether transportation became the norm.
Here’s a cliff-notes version:
Cross-platform with Bedrock so you can block on the go or from your T.V.
Grind-mitigation features that increase the amount of crafted items for specific recipes.
Minecarts and horse speed are increased to incentivize paths and railways.
Increased mob cap, making nights more dangerous and encouraging group exploration.
Daily nether and end resets.
X,Y, Z levels and coordinates are hidden from the F3 overlay to encourage path construction and using game features to navigate.
If that sounds like a good time, join us at SUPERāŗļøFUNLAND, and add your story to this blocky world. HOP ON NOW: play.atlasminecraft.com
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| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Custom World | With nearly 100 New Biomes and 100+ Structures provided by Terralith, Incendium, NullScape, and Structory |
| World Reset | Brand new reset on May 5th, 2024 |
| In-Game Voice Chat | (not required) |
| Webmap | BlueMap Webmap available |
| Premium Features | Pets, Ranks, and Particle Trails |
A: Yes, this server is cross-platform compatible with Bedrock, allowing you to play with console and mobile gamers.
A: The server has Grief Prevention by logging player actions with the ability to rollback any griefing incidents.
A: There are no chat reports, meaning Mojang won’t monitor chat logs and mass reporting will not result in chat bans.
A: Join the Discord server and apply to join at https://discord.gg/Z7ff9PYqVv
Join our server and experience the ultimate battle between boys, manly men, and girls as you build, mine, and conquer your way to victory. Choose your destiny and show everyone who the real Minecraft master is! Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and most intense battles you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world. Join now and let the fate of your Minecraft journey unfold!
Imagine delivering virtual pizzas to virtual parties and getting yelled at by virtual Karens who think they own the place. Will you choose to kill them with kindness or sass them into oblivion? The choice is yours on our server!
But beware, the private lanes are guarded by mystical creatures who will challenge you to prove your worthiness. Can you navigate the treacherous paths and deliver your goods without angering the lane guardians? Only the bravest and most cunning players will succeed.
So come join us on our server, where the drama is as spicy as a jalapeƱo pizza and the adventures are as wild as a Karen on a rampage. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and show those entitled neighbors who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!